Ask the Pornographer.

[Soilwork]

What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?

The condo I'm moving into next year in downtown LA.

What's the funniest movie you've ever seen?

Hard to say. 9 to 5 is up there.. so is The First Family and so is Elvira: Mistress of the Dark.

How did you get into paganism/wicca?

Hard to say. I think I was drawn to it originally because of my interest in history of my ancestors who all came from Northern Europe and England. Then I began a bit of a quest when I felt a strange connection to the Green Man. I guess I may have gotten into it at first just because I thought it was kinda cool but then I started to realize that The Green Man had been part of my dreams since I was a child. So I guess I was always into Wicca and didn't know it.

In porn (all types-hetero, gay, bi) what's the average size cock that most actors have?

Hard to say. At Fratmen we've chosen men based on face, body and on camera personality. Cock size doesn't factor much into it and when you see Fratmen like Damon or Brandon naked, you know I'm not kidding. Both have rather small dicks but looked great on camera and were handsome men with great bodies.

I'd say the average porn star is larger than the average man.. but not by much.

 

[Soilwork]

how do you get so many young hot guys to audition for you? other than the obvious answer of money please....

Because we're the best at what we do.

honestly.

 

[Soilwork]

I'm all about the earth. Stones and trees.

I'm really good with plants.

go figure.

 

[kevbo]

Do you have any pictures of you with hair? On your head, that is...

Just curious...

 

[Soilwork]

Do you have any pictures of you with hair? On your head, that is...

Just curious...

 

[Soilwork]

Ever considered combining work and pleasure and making a Harry Potter parody with guys playing with there 'wands'?

Even better go and reread Harry Potter and replace every instance of wand with wang!

It is amazing how erotic it becomes...

People with 13" wangs!
People casting long silvery white threads out of their wangs!
People breaking their wangs!
Even the girls have wangs!

So much fun for the easily amused.

Thanks.

I used to be a Harry Potter fan.

Now I feel like I need to take a shower in battery acid.

 

[neruda]

I'm all about the earth. Stones and trees.

I'm really good with plants.

go figure.

Just a quick pause to say congrats on the 501st post on this thread.
Thats infotainment!

 

[jd8686]

Hey don't blame me, blame J.K. Rowling!

Poor JK Rowling is under a lot of pressure to sell her book in the US. She knows sex sells and has also had to resort to flashing her bra and cleavage.

 

[Soilwork]

I really can't wait for her next book, and yes, if there's a midnight sale (and there probably will be), I'll go down and yes, I'll bring my house elf and yes I'll dress up in costume and I'll be a total dork.

I'd be too sad if I never got to dress up and go to a JK Rowling midnight book sale again in my life. Harry Pot-heads are the coolest group.

 

[Soilwork]

Do you think the porno musical gerne will ever return?

There was a porno muscial genre?

Funn you should say that, though.

I've been working on a sort of behind-the-scenes skit called "Fratmen: The Musical" for a while.. it's not actually got songs in it per se.. it's more about how silly the idea would be.

 

[Soilwork]

Oh and to an actual question, did you think that the last chapter in book 7 was like reading a horrible 15 year olds fanfiction?

Maybe a little. To be honest, I loved the book but the ending seemed a bit.. abrupt..

With most of the later books, the climax of the story was three or four chapters from the end.. there was plenty of closure and wind down. I always kinda liked that. This just seemed to end out of nowhere.

I wouldn't go as far as saying it sounded like a 15 year old's fan fic (although I think I read similar fan fic from 15 year-olds) but it did seem to be a flashback to the tone of the first book.

 

[BlueLantern]

Why did you take your picture during you time-travels?

 

[Soilwork]

Did you ever see any porn from the Silent Movie era?

yes. Very little is still around. And it's very odd to watch. People were fat back then.

I do think it would be fun to do stuff like that, though.

 

[justjw]

How's the "interaction" between the various companies/websites "devoted' to showing off the young virile male of the species?

I work in Logistics, and what I find is that, to the outside world, Logistics companies are fighting eachother to the end, no holds barred, but when you look at the "inside" you'll find them helping out eachother whenever a problem arises. Granted, I'm talking about Europe here, and about a business as far removed from yours as humanly possible (although I can guarantee you there is some sérious eye-candy employed in Logistics!)

But just curious: is it cut-throat all the way? Do you éver have contact of some sort with eachother? Do you refer guys which don't "meet your standards" to other sites? Do they do it as well?

 

[Soilwork]

One of my best friends is Jake Cruise. I'm buddies with Randy Blue and "Dirty" Tony Sparks from DirtyTony.com and Naked Frat House is a good friend. If it wasn't for Don from Randy Blue I would have been homeless when I first arrived in LA.

I'm also close with the guys from Raging Stallion and Guns Blazing.

So no.. most of us get along quite well. There's a few guys that EVERYONE dislikes, but that's a personal thing.. nothing to do with business.

 

[1st love ron]

Is the company "in the closet" to the general public as to what they actually do, and operate out of the not so good section of LA? That is, do they operate out of a non-descrpt building with no indication that it is a porn outfit? What I mean is, kind of like porn shops, they are always hidden, dark and dank (ie, you won't find one at your local mall).

 

[Jeimuzu]

One of my best friends is Jake Cruise. I'm buddies with Randy Blue and "Dirty" Tony Sparks from DirtyTony.com and Naked Frat House is a good friend. If it wasn't for Don from Randy Blue I would have been homeless when I first arrived in LA.

I'm also close with the guys from Raging Stallion and Guns Blazing.

So no.. most of us get along quite well. There's a few guys that EVERYONE dislikes, but that's a personal thing.. nothing to do with business.

Is Don DonDon?

Wow, that's one of the weirdest brainfarts I've ever committed to text.

 

[Soilwork]

Is the company "in the closet" to the general public as to what they actually do, and operate out of the not so good section of LA? That is, do they operate out of a non-descrpt building with no indication that it is a porn outfit? What I mean is, kind of like porn shops, they are always hidden, dark and dank (ie, you won't find one at your local mall).

Ok, no.

We're in the media district of LA in a rather large, beautiful open-concept office space in Hollywood. We don't have a sign on the door that says "FRATMEN WE MAKE PORN" but the neighbours in our building all know what we do and we've got other rather cool companies in the buidling with us.

the guys right across the street are the ones who put together all those gift bags for the oscars and stuff, so when Brad Pitt didn't get nominated for the Oscar last year, we were given about 20 pounds of M&Ms that said "Congradulations Brad" on them.

 

[BlueLantern]

Brad pitt eats M&Ms?????

 

[Soilwork]

I doubt it. I thought exactly the same thing when they gave those to us.

I also got lots of those M&M toys and promo things. They're cute but what the fuck do you do with them?