Ask the Pornographer.

[Soilwork]

He's close. Cole's is maybe in the top 10 but that's it. Maybe if we're just talking circumfrence, he'd be in the top 2.

Biggest dicks... (not in any order)

Nate
Spencer
Steven
Connor
Collin
Luke
Trevor
Sam
Grant
Tony
Jack
Dominic
Cole
Payne


Thickest..

Nate
Cole
Collin
Grant
Dale
Van

 

[Soilwork]

I'm really wondering when people are going to watch that video and start asking about the two guys outted as gay and one outted as straight. Or what really happened. If anything?

But then... porn IS all a fantasy, right?

 

[star-warrior]

Do you think you'll ever tire of the porn business?

 

[Soilwork]

No. I really don't.

But I can see myself eventually moving on to produce my own series. Time will tell, I guess. For now I'm very happy to call Fratmen home.

 

[sabot3ur]

I'm really wondering when people are going to watch that video and start asking about the two guys outted as gay and one outted as straight. Or what really happened. If anything?

But then... porn IS all a fantasy, right?

it was TOOOTALLY scripted, wasn't it?

 

[wanky_window]

Have you ever puked purple or pink puke

PLUS

Where.

PLUS

do you have nightmares about floating women's heads dis..... oh forget it

 

[Soilwork]

it was TOOOTALLY scripted, wasn't it?

To answer that question could incriminate me as a straight guy letting on he's gay to sell porn.

Or let you all know my real name is Collin.

Or we're all really good actors.

Actually... for those of you who are fans of Jean Renoir, that was a very good example of realist film-making. Just saying.

 

[wanky_window]

Do you know a good dentist?

 

[Soilwork]

Do you know a good dentist?

Depends on what you want him to be good at.

 

[Soilwork]

No, but knowing that you felt the need to come in and be your usual tosser-self sure is.

 

[Soilwork]

At what point did your time become valuable?

And... to whom?

 

[Soilwork]

nope.

aren't you tired of being a tosser?

 

[Soilwork]

1) Because...

2) Yes, it is.

3) Yes, it is.

 

[Soilwork]

1) JUB is my memoirs. I'm just letting you read them as I write them.

2) Because people keep asking me questions. When one of your threads goes that long,
[STRIKE]I'm sure you'll be happ[/STRIKE]y hell will have frozen over.

3) Of course. I've taken part in the production of some really great movies that I think will stand the test of time. What's not to be proud of?

 

[lyconthrope]

andrew:
if you despise this thread and the man responsible for it and wish it dead and gone..........heres an idea..........dont post in it, dont read it, forget you ever saw it and leave well enough alone, & hey presto! its if it doesnt exist........and when your done doing that get a life of your own.

what did i come in here for?....right, asking a question.

when did you last go to the theatre?

 

[Soilwork]

Hm...

depends on what you mean.. Movie theater was to see Hell Boy. The last live rock band I saw at the Wiltern Theater was Shiny Toy Guns. Last Opera was about 5 years ago in Montreal I saw La Traviata.

Last live show was the Ian Harvey show at Largo with Margaret Cho, Buck Angel, Alan Cumming and Gregory Douglass.

 

[lyconthrope]

sorry, forgot my britishness.

theatre to me always means stage.

hell boy looks a bit shit, why'd you go to see it?

 

[Soilwork]

No, it was pretty fun, really.

I went because we were in Burbank and didn't want to brave the traffic on the five for a couple more hours. It was either that or go to Ikea and climb into the beds with five or six gay guys at a time and talk loudly about how "this will NEVER survive our next massage night."

 

[lyconthrope]

hehe well if it were me I would have gone to ikea.

my kitten keeps attacking my feet, how do i make her stop?

 

[Soilwork]

Yeah, but we did that last week.

I find euthanasia works wonders.

I'm kidding. Kittens attack feet. nothing you can do but wait for them to turn into cats.