Asking someone one a date

[NineOfClubs]

^Well then, it's the old "nothing ventured, nothing gained" thing.

Sometimes we have to risk looking foolish, or odd, or sluttish, or selfish, or whatever, to get what we want.....

 

[TickTockMan]

I know. I am sure I will ask him sometime, but I thought about it too damn much now.

 

[TickTockMan]

The whole feather thing sounds so asinine to me. Good luck though.

He was the one that kept bring up the feather, not me. I meant the shirt as a joke, but it got turned around on me.

 

[TickTockMan]

And I wish I had the ingenuity to come up with the idea for a shirt like that back when I was less socially aware... It might still be a good idea to get a shirt like that! People are always telling me to smile when I go to bars.

Thanks.

As for a shirt get one that says “Helicopter Helicopter” on the front and “or wiggle wiggle for those that can’t” on the back. It’s a great conversation starter. Most people don’t know what it means, but sometimes you find one that does. The last time I went to a cage fight I hade my shirt on that said that and a guy kept finding me to show his friends. It was funny.

 

[TickTockMan]

...I WOULD get a shirt that says that but I don't understand it...

A helicopter is when a man gets out of the shower and his dick is a little longer from the heat and being cleaned, so he slings it around saying “Helicopter Helicopter”. “Wiggle wiggle for those that can’t” is for the unwell endowed gentlemen that is not long enough to give himself a helicopter or others.

Its my idea of a dick joke.

I have an odd sense of humor that most don't get.

 

[TickTockMan]

HAHAHA, I get it.

Next time I get out of the shower I'll do that and think of you.

I want video with sound damn it. And stop teasing me. I’m horny. I just got back from “The Rat Pack” and it turned me on.