Atheists Promise to Care for Pets After Rapture

[TickTockMan]

For those that are worried!
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

(Feb. 14) – If, as millions of fundamentalist Christians believe, the Rapture is imminent, who will take care of the pets of those who are suddenly spirited away to heaven?

Derived from an interpretation of passages of the New Testament (most notably 1 Thessalonians 4:15-17), Rapture prophecy posits that Jesus Christ will return to Earth to gather his disciples for eternal life in God's kingdom, while leaving behind those who have not met a standard of piety to face the rule of Satan.

Unfortunately, pets may not be eligible for eternal salvation.

Unfortunately they don’t say how to become a rescuer or I would apply.



http://www.aolnews.com/nation/artic...care-for-pets-left-behind-in-rapture/19356310

 

[FirmaFan]

Lol, that's so funny. It reminds me of a parent humoring a 5 year old when the 5 year old claims they can fly by simply holding their hands out in front of them and running around the kitchen table.

Sure, we'll take care of the animals after the rapture.

 

[fetaby]

I believe the guy has already received well over one hundred contracts... I'm jealous.

 

[FirmaFan]

I believe the guy has already received well over one hundred contracts... I'm jealous.

People ignorant enough to believe in the rapture are ignorant enough to pay for it. It was only a matter of time before someone did something like this.

 

[Kulindahr]

Wow.

My favorite comment on the Rapture, to other Christians, comes from Corrie ten Boom, who lived through the Nazi persecutions:

Don't count on it.

 

[AsianDream]

People ignorant enough to believe in the rapture are ignorant enough to pay for it. It was only a matter of time before someone did something like this.

Sadly true - but at least it's only a few people who have more money than sense (I guess for these "rapture believers" if they only had a dollar to their name - they'd still have far more money than sense!)

 

[Kulindahr]

Sadly true - but at least it's only a few people who have more money than sense (I guess for these "rapture believers" if they only had a dollar to their name - they'd still have far more money than sense!)

I don't know.... One of my Koine Greek professors once said that to believe in the Rapture takes a great deal of intelligence... used wrongly.

 

[01solara]

Wow.

My favorite comment on the Rapture, to other Christians, comes from Corrie ten Boom, who lived through the Nazi persecutions:

Don't count on it.

I loved her and read her book when I was younger. If heaven were a real place it would be made for people like her.

 

[kiorewas]

Haha! this guy is my hero

 

[jdbadboy]

Shouldn't all rapture believing Christians turn in their drivers licenses so they won't hurt other people when god whisks them away while on the freeway. My Atheist Cab Company will take them where they want to go. And I am sure all the atheist, muslim, and jewish airplane pilots can start flying them also.

 

[WillMc88]

God I wish I had thought of this.

 

[rareboy]

I love this.

My sister will love this.

I want to stay behind to care for the poor pets.

 

[SimonSays]

I think it is a great way to make money during a down economy. Plus, I find it really amusing.

 

[FirmaFan]

In the words of Eric Cartman when asked what he knows of christianity:

"I know enough to exploit it."

 

[Jeffs0418]

What an original idea.
I wanna sign up as a caregiver. I am both an atheist and an animal lover.

 

[Kulindahr]

Blow that trumpet, Gabriel; I ain't goin' without my Bammer:

 

[JayJEz]

Wow this is too hilarious. Clicking for payment actually takes you to the paypal page.