Australian Rugby Players Get Macho Guidelines

[justgofaster]

Australia Rules Football has prepared a new instruction guide for players, who have recently become especially notorious for agressive behaviors off the field. The guide includes example questions, including:



Your best friend is having sex with his girlfriend. Do you:

a) Watch

b) Not watch



You are out on the town with a girl who's had too much to drink. Do you:

a) Get her some water

b) Call her a taxi

c) Take her back to your place for sex



No, I'm not kidding about this. Such easy questions! Who in his right mind wouldn't watch? And why do they think you got got her drunk in the first place? Duhhhhhh..........!


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/22/wozrules122.xml

 

[Alpha1851]

Anyone who claims that they wouldn't watch the sexcapade going on right in front of them is blatanly fibbing. Of course you're going to watch. It's only human.

I would not only watch but I'd record it w/ my blackberry phone. You know, so I could share the enjoyment later. Or for blackmail purposes--whichever.

Thanks for posting the info. Very funny!

 

[kevbo]

They should be sent to a women's retreat...

 

[BlueD]

They forgot to add:

"Your best friend is having sex with his boyfriend. Do you:

a) Watch

b) Not watch"

 

[Ramindra]

Just a note of correction.... Australian Rules footballers do not play rugby. And rugby players do not play Australian Rules. They are 2 very different codes. It is strange that we in Australia should hear about this from an English newspaper which cannot even get it codes tight.

I should also point out yet another error in the article quote:

"One of the most high profile Aussie Rules players to have got into trouble recently is Wayne Carey, a former captain of North Melbourne".

The writer forgot to point out that Carey is a former player. He retired a few years ago and is a media personality.

Players in all codes in Australia are required to attend courses on drugs, their responsibilities as players, and what is required of them as public figures. Off field misbehaviour can lead to suspensions, fines, bans and cancellation of contracts, as in the case of Ben Cousins q.v.

 

[justgofaster]

They forgot to add:

"Your best friend is having sex with his boyfriend. Do you:

a) Watch

b) Not watch"

They also forgot:

Your best friend is having sex with his boyfriend. Do you:

a) Watch

b) Not watch

c) Join in!



(The people who drew up those guidelines seemed to miss an awful lot of the obvious!)

 

[G-Lexington]

c) make a "best friend sandwich".

and

d) ask her if she has a brother.

Lex

 

[GL]

They also forgot:

Your best friend is having sex with his boyfriend. Do you:

a) Watch

b) Not watch

c) Join in!



(The people who drew up those guidelines seemed to miss an awful lot of the obvious!)

well the obvious answer is C!

 

[justgofaster]

^ Obviously!

 

[GL]

^ Obviously!

i like the way you and i think!

care to join me and take over the world?

 

[justgofaster]

^ You may be right. It may be time to ally with some other super beings.

My own plan for World Domination has yet to get me out of Dayton!

 

[GL]

^ You may be right. It may be time to ally with some other super beings.

My own plan for World Domination has yet to get me out of Dayton!

excellent!

will we have to flip for australia or can we do some sort of 'time-share?'

 

[justgofaster]

I'll give you Darwin, Perth, all of Tasmania, and that big rock thingy in the desert, if you'll let me have Sydney and Melbourne.

I'm giving up a lot here. I had plans to put a fast food joint on top of that rock thing.

 

[GL]

I'll give you Darwin, Perth, all of Tasmania, and that big rock thingy in the desert, if you'll let me have Sydney and Melbourne.

I'm giving up a lot here. I had plans to put a fast food joint on top of that rock thing.

so long as i'm allowed to come and party in sydney and melbourne from time to time...