bad blow jobs

[SilverRRCloud]

Yup.

When it comes to matters sexual, a lot of it is highly relative and very subjective.

And, yeah, there are guys, who are so clueless...

Sure, we are all 'different' and get off on different things.

So, the really good guys know how to keep eye contact, listen to their partner's non-verbal communication and equally so communicate their own desires.

It always takes 2 to tango...

SC

 

[RationalLunacy]

I don't even know what a BJ is.

Sorry I can't help you. I used to know, but it's been so long, I've completely forgotten.

 

[thewiz]

I was just talking to another JUBBER about this the other night; some guys are not good at giving blowjobs and then try to compensate by going even faster, harder, and sucking like the Hoover vacuum in the closet. Sometimes you just have to tell them to stop and finish it off by hand.

I'm told I give a pretty good blowjob....part of it is enjoying it and part of it is wanting to bring pleasure and not challenge to the guy you are sucking. You have to watch his reaction, listen to him, and adjust accordingly! But I have had my share of bad ones as well!

 

[tx_doc]

What about the guy who's getting the blow job? Cat got his tongue? He can't say, "could you go a little slower, dude" or "watch the teeth"?

Everybody wants something different when they're being blown. Speak up, people!

well said.
Those who don't know would probably appreciate some pointers.

 

[Centexfarmer]

*Singing*

Eager Beaver

Why do you use your teeth and hurt my wood?

Eager Beaver

Your snatch is no match for me

But head is good

So let's get it right

because you're rubbing me raw again!

Lyrics from Alligator Dave.

 

[Spiff]

I think blow jobs are a bit like pizza: some are better than others--- but they're all good!

so true. And I never get sick of pizza.

 

[Christopher123]

I'd much rather give the bj than receive anyway

Me too. And it's not necessarily because I've had nothing but bad ones. I just prefer to be the giver rather than the taker.

 

[Christopher123]

Ah, well, no point in us hooking up then, (a bit like two confirmed bottoms or tops getting together) we'd be arguing about who's doing who then.

Heh, yeah...

"I wanna do it!"

"No I wanna do it!"

"No, dammit, it's gonna be ME!"

etc etc etc

 

[seven_sins]

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[Leidian]

The worst is when a guy doesn't know how to give a handjob.

For real! Barring excessive teeth, at least a blow job can be "not that great", a hand job gone wrong is painful! I dated this one guy who had lots of precum, so he was used to just going to town, but I don't have that much and I had to stop him so he wouldn't give me hand-burn!! I even told told him, but he didn't get it...another thread, I suppose.