Barebacking your way out of the trouble

[BlueLantern]

http://notalwaysright.com/well-played-indeed/624


more at http://notalwaysright.com/

 

[RationalLunacy]

I need a snappy comeback for the next time someone calls and tells me to let Prince Albert out of his can.

 

[Apollo]

omg, i love this site. i can so relate to all of this.

 

[looseliam]

ooooo I know what I'm doing at work tomorrow.

 

[honooryuu]

wow this site is amazing

 

[twardmo]

I need a snappy comeback for the next time someone calls and tells me to let Prince Albert out of his can.

just say, "i let him out, and into my pants!"

 

[ibsian]

now thats a way to work

 

[Ohiospeedo]

I love this site...Have read 40 pages so far, and am still entertained

 

[Apollo]

Jesus, The Only MasterCard You’ll Ever Need
Call Center | Florida, USA

Me: “Thanks for calling Credit Card Services, how may I help you today?”

Card member: “Yeah, I was just looking over my statement and see I was charged a late fee. Why?”

Me: “Well, when we receive a payment past the due date, a late fee is normally assessed to the account. Do you have any idea why we received the payment late?”

Card member: “I was on vacation and didn’t send it in until the 12th.”

Me: “Well, the payment was due on the 8th and there is usually at least seven days between customers sending in their payment until we can receive and process them.”

Card member: “Well, can you waive that fee for me?”

Me: ”Unfortunately, since the fee was billed appropriately, there isn’t any way that it can be removed.”

Card member: “Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?”

Me: “How is that in any way relevant to this conversation?”

Card member: “Jesus would waive my fee!”

Me: “Jesus wouldn’t own a bank.”

 

[BlueLantern]

Finally managed to read the whole thing... On one side, It makes you lose your faith in humanity (I have already lost it, so It was no damage) on the other side, it really helps making you feel a better (better, better) person.

Jesus, The Only MasterCard You’ll Ever Need
Call Center | Florida, USA

Me: “Thanks for calling Credit Card Services, how may I help you today?”

Card member: “Yeah, I was just looking over my statement and see I was charged a late fee. Why?”

Me: “Well, when we receive a payment past the due date, a late fee is normally assessed to the account. Do you have any idea why we received the payment late?”

Card member: “I was on vacation and didn’t send it in until the 12th.”

Me: “Well, the payment was due on the 8th and there is usually at least seven days between customers sending in their payment until we can receive and process them.”

Card member: “Well, can you waive that fee for me?”

Me: ”Unfortunately, since the fee was billed appropriately, there isn’t any way that it can be removed.”

Card member: “Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?”

Me: “How is that in any way relevant to this conversation?”

Card member: “Jesus would waive my fee!”

Me: “Jesus wouldn’t own a bank.”

Saw that, she is not the only one...

 

[waves]

Lol, I love that website! I check it everyday to read up on any new quotes. Some of the things just make me want to bang my head against the wall!