Humor-Satire Barry's Got a Gun

[Jack Springer]

Not sure how else you could categorize this other than as humor-satire.

Why is this man shooting a gun ... and did anyone show him how to hold it?

How many clay pigeons died as a result? Actually, we're not sure he hit any.

"President Barack Obama shoots clay targets on the range at Camp David, Md., Saturday, Aug. 4, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)," the caption reads.

"This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House."

I assume the photo may be used here. If not a moderator needs to remove this thread.

Whatever happened to free speech? This must be the way Obama conducts his interviews -- loaded with restrictions.

(Insert photo of Obama shooting a gun)

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/wh-releases-photo-obama-shooting-gun_699234.html

 

[maxpowr9]

I just expect some nut to use that photo and then get sued by the state.

 

[T-Rexx]

Why is this man shooting a gun

He is skeet shooting.

... and did anyone show him how to hold it?

If not, he must be a natural shot, since he is holding it properly.

How many clay pigeons died as a result?

None. They were never alive in the first place. That's the beauty of skeet shooting - nothing dies.

Actually, we're not sure he hit any.

Does that matter? Dick Cheney was fond of shooting his friends in the face. But that's not what made him a tyrant..


The president was recently asked by The New Republic in an interview if he had ever fired a gun. To many people's surprise, he answered that he frequently shoots skeet at Camp David. Many people asked for pictures, so the White House has now complied.

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-skeet-shooter-see-white-house-photo-180742548--politics.html

If the president had said he had never fired a gun, I have no doubt that you would have started an insulting thread making fun of the president for being such a wimp. But, because he has, we get an insulting thread making fun of the president for being a shooter.

We get it, Jack. You hate this president and will continue to complain about everything Obama except what matters. Because you can't seem to find anything wrong with this president that matters.

 

[Orlandude]

He is skeet shooting.




If not, he must be a natural shot, since he is holding it properly.




None. They were never alive in the first place. That's the beauty of skeet shooting - nothing dies.




Does that matter? Dick Cheney was fond of shooting his friends in the face. But that's not what made him a tyrant..


The president was recently asked by The New Republic in an interview if he had ever fired a gun. To many people's surprise, he answered that he frequently shoots skeet at Camp David. Many people asked for pictures, so the White House has now complied.

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-skeet-shooter-see-white-house-photo-180742548--politics.html

If the president had said he had never fired a gun, I have no doubt that you would have started an insulting thread making fun of the president for being such a wimp. But, because he has, we get an insulting thread making fun of the president for being a shooter.

We get it, Jack. You hate this president and will continue to complain about everything Obama except what matters. Because you can't seem to find anything wrong with this president that matters.

AMEN. This is exactly why they lost the election.

 

[Jack Springer]

He is skeet shooting.




If not, he must be a natural shot, since he is holding it properly.




None. They were never alive in the first place. That's the beauty of skeet shooting - nothing dies.




Does that matter? Dick Cheney was fond of shooting his friends in the face. But that's not what made him a tyrant..


The president was recently asked by The New Republic in an interview if he had ever fired a gun. To many people's surprise, he answered that he frequently shoots skeet at Camp David. Many people asked for pictures, so the White House has now complied.

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-skeet-shooter-see-white-house-photo-180742548--politics.html

If the president had said he had never fired a gun, I have no doubt that you would have started an insulting thread making fun of the president for being such a wimp. But, because he has, we get an insulting thread making fun of the president for being a shooter.

We get it, Jack. You hate this president and will continue to complain about everything Obama except what matters. Because you can't seem to find anything wrong with this president that matters.

The economy doesn't matter, unemployment doesn't matter, the right of the unborn don't matter, the deficit doesn't matter, people losing their homes don't matter, excessive new insurance rates don't matter, the death of a US Ambassador doesn't matter, opposing views don't matter .....

What does matter?

 

[White Eagle]

The economy doesn't matter, unemployment doesn't matter, the right of the unborn don't matter, the deficit doesn't matter, people losing their homes don't matter, excessive new insurance rates don't matter, the death of a US Ambassador doesn't matter, opposing views don't matter .....

What does matter?

Proper English. There I fixed it for ya.

The economy doesn't matter, unemployment doesn't matter, the right of the unborn [STRIKE]don't[/STRIKE] doesn't matter, the deficit doesn't matter, people losing their homes [STRIKE]don't[/STRIKE] doesn't matter, excessive new insurance rates [STRIKE]don't[/STRIKE] doesn't matter, the death of a US Ambassador doesn't matter, opposing views [STRIKE]don't[/STRIKE] doesn't matter ......

 

[rareboy]

The economy doesn't matter, unemployment doesn't matter, the right of the unborn don't matter, the deficit doesn't matter, people losing their homes don't matter, excessive new insurance rates don't matter, the death of a US Ambassador doesn't matter, opposing views don't matter .....

What does matter?

So help me out here Springer.

I don't get the Joke.

The thread was supposed to be some humourous or satirical discussion revolving around the President skeet shooting, because the President being able to skeet shoot ahs become the new Benghazi syndrome moment for FOX.

But instead of trying to discuss the topic of your thread, you've completely hijacked it and turned it into a frothing, rabid diatribe about the policies of the President you hate more than is healthy.

Maybe that is the real joke here.

 

[CowboyBob]

Not sure how else you could categorize this other than as humor-satire.

Why is this man shooting a gun ... and did anyone show him how to hold it?

How many clay pigeons died as a result? Actually, we're not sure he hit any.



I assume the photo may be used here. If not a moderator needs to remove this thread.

Whatever happened to free speech? This must be the way Obama conducts his interviews -- loaded with restrictions.

(Insert photo of Obama shooting a gun)

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/wh-releases-photo-obama-shooting-gun_699234.html

Where's the humor in the original post?

It is nothing more than insults:

Why is this man shooting a gun ... and did anyone show him how to hold it?

How many clay pigeons died as a result? Actually, we're not sure he hit any.

And a political jab:

Whatever happened to free speech? This must be the way Obama conducts his interviews -- loaded with restrictions.

Another EPIC FAIL Springer. President Obama will be YOUR President for another four years. Accept it and move on instead of focusing so much hatred for the man. How about supporting him instead of criticizing him all the time? That would be much more productive.

 

[chrisrobin]

What does matter?

You matter, Jack.

 

[rareboy]

Poor Jack.

BTW. When does Chance return?

 

[xbuzzerx]

The economy doesn't matter, unemployment doesn't matter, the right of the unborn don't matter, the deficit doesn't matter, people losing their homes don't matter, excessive new insurance rates don't matter, the death of a US Ambassador doesn't matter, opposing views don't matter .....

What does matter?

Actually all of those things do matter. What you're incredibly elephant levels of thick in the head about is the fact that you think Obama should snap his fingers and make all these things change instantly, and you absolutely refuse to even breathe a word about what your party is doing in Congress that has slowed progress on most of these things. By the way-- inaffordable insurance wouldn't have been an issue if we'd had a public option, a real one, as Obama originally wanted. We can thank your party for killing that as well through endless filibustering.

You absolutely refuse to place any blame whatsoever in the place where it most belongs for the things you're constnatly here in CE&P bitching about. So yes, you make it obvious all you care about doing is talking about how much you hate Obama.

 

[palbert]

Another moronic Springer post.

Opinterph: I'll save you the effort. Delete my post and salvage your buddy.

 

[CowboyBob]

Such anger and hatred of the President of the United States. Obsessive hatred. All-encompassing hatred. So much that the OP continually starts threads like this and masks them as "humor / satire".

OCD:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive–compulsive_disorder

There, there Springer. You have 12 more years to suffer through. Four more years of President Obama then Hillary Rodham-Clinton's two terms. By that time the country will have forgotten all about Dubya and there will be a zooming economy thanks to two Democrats in a row. It's then when they might have a chance top elect another republican to mess everything up. You will be able to rejoice then.

Springer, think 2024!

Another moronic Springer post.

Opinterph: I'll save you the effort. Delete my post and salvage your buddy.

Awful lot of that going around these parts.

 

[xbuzzerx]

There, there Springer. You have 12 more years to suffer through. Four more years of President Obama then Hillary Rodham-Clinton's two terms. By that time the country will have forgotten all about Dubya and there will be a zooming economy thanks to two Democrats in a row. It's then when they might have a chance top elect another republican to mess everything up. You will be able to rejoice then.

They'll just say the economic state at that point was the result of 30 years of REpublican deregulation kicking in and the Democrats just took credit for the windfall.

 

[FuryOfFirestorm]

Looks like the Teatards took the bait again.

1. Obama mentions that he skeet shoots

2. The GOP screams "WHAR IZ PRUF?"

3. Obama issues photo

4. The GOP screams :"FOTOSHAAP!"

5. LULZ ensue

 

[FuryOfFirestorm]

 

[kayman23]

There goes Jack still showing his hatred for blacks. As the world turns...

 

[rareboy]

Now be generous.

If it weren't for Jack's tirades against Obama, all we would have left from the far right wing faction would be Reardon and Benvolio.

.....and that would be stultifying.

 

[Jack Springer]

happy times

 

[Rolyo85]

He looks cute.