Be careful answering your cell phone -_-

[JakeBequette]

So a few minutes ago my phone rang, it was Nia. We talked for a minute, her mom started screaming so we hung up. Two minutes later it rang again, I answered saying "God Tom Cruise is so hot."

My brother says "Uh ok, is Mom still awake?"

The outside display of my phone says "____ calling" when I am getting a call, and you have to admit "Nia calling" and "Nick calling" do look a lot alike... ​

 

[just_mills]

Lol! Whoopsy-daisy!

 

[BrandonSBCA]

Yeah, you gotta watch out. Thank god I don't have a cell phone, I'm old fashion.

 

[J-23]

I think the true moral of the story is that you should never say that Tom Cruise is hot.

 

[secondmonkey]

I usually just say "what do you want god damnit!"

 

[JakeBequette]

Tom Cruise is hot and always has been, but that's not up for debate here. ​

 

[Singularity]

I usually just say "what do you want god damnit!"

I sometimes say "yes?" when I pick up. A friend of mine, a terribly British girl, always felt she had to lecture me and told me not to say 'yes' but 'hello' or whatever it is you have to say when you pick up the phone.

One of my sister's friends had the habit of grabbing my sister's cell every time it rang and she would answer with something like "Thank you for calling Sexcapades, who would you like to speak to?" My sister would burst out in laughter and hardly be able to answer herself.

 

[gmoney]

Jake, just read the screen better! Even though I have a Bluetooth headset, I still take my phone from its holster and see who is calling! Believe me, I learned from experience!

 

[The_Reaper]

Tom Cruise is hot and always has been, but that's not up for debate here. ​

Perhaps...But you still have to admit that the boy has become batshit crazy...

 

[spooger]

Brother is already taken in his list.....

Jake's Catholic, you know......

 

[mike_n_herrin]

well ok i'll give ya that i think cruise is nice looking. hot...probably back in the "top gun" days. now...not so sure. he's a little creep now.

..but as for the phone call...since your bro i assume knows you have caller ID i'd play it off as a joke if you don't want him to know your gay or something. i mean you were joking in a way anyway...it just happened to be a truthful joke.

 

[JakeBequette]

well ok i'll give ya that i think cruise is nice looking. hot...probably back in the "top gun" days. now...not so sure. he's a little creep now.

..but as for the phone call...since your bro i assume knows you have caller ID i'd play it off as a joke if you don't want him to know your gay or something. i mean you were joking in a way anyway...it just happened to be a truthful joke.

He knows I'm gay.
​

Perhaps...But you still have to admit that the boy has become batshit crazy...

He is crazy, but that doesn't stop me from thinking he's hot.​

 

[Soilwork]

So... I mean, yeah.. I guess it's kinda embarrassing when your brother find out what shit taste you have in men.

I mean dude... please... if you were MY brother I'd kick your ass.

 

[KennyD]

That is why I don't have a damm cell phone .. nothing but problems and with my forgetfulness; I'd screw something up somehow ..

 

[justsimon]

I love it when I call my friends at their place of work and they answer with, "How can I help you?"

 

[provenlogic]

So a few minutes ago my phone rang, it was Nia. We talked for a minute, her mom started screaming so we hung up. Two minutes later it rang again, I answered saying "God Tom Cruise is so hot."​

My brother says "Uh ok, is Mom still awake?" ​

The outside display of my phone says "____ calling" when I am getting a call, and you have to admit "Nia calling" and "Nick calling" do look a lot alike... ​

That's what picture ID is forrrrrrrrrrrrr .

 

[JakeBequette]

That's what picture ID is forrrrrrrrrrrrr .

I don't have picture ID on my pebl, it just says the "______ Calling" on it.

I call Nia at work from time to time, and pretend I'm some horribly stupid custom and have problems with my photos, but I always start giggling... I'm not good at phone pranks.​

 

[provenlogic]

I don't have picture ID on my pebl, it just says the "______ Calling" on it. ​

Well that's what you get for buying a cell phone named after a clast of naturally occurring aggregate of minerals and/or mineraloids with a grain size of 4 to 64 millimeters based on the Krumbein phi scale of sedimentology.

 

[waves]

That is why I always say "Hello?" whenever I pick up my cell phone, even though I know who it'll be. Although it must've been funny that your brother calls and the first thing you say to him is "God Tom Cruise is so hot."

 

[operafan]

Jake - Don't let them give you a hard time - I think Tom is hot as well - even if he is batshit crazy. Love the mixup on the answer, however. Funny!