being asked if you masturbate?

[djm277]

does not include internet

has anyone ever come right out and asked if you masturbate?

For some reason guys in junior high thought it was hilarious to confront other guys on this.Most denied of course and the one guy who did got ridiculed for the rest of the year.I remember sgetting dressed in the lockerroom one time and a couple of the older guys came in from the weight room to shower.one guy ask me if i jerked off yet.i didn't say anything and started to get dressed.his friend was like yeah he does look at his face getting all red!!! I don't know if it really was but i was mortified. At that time I was 14 and had just started doing so for several months.I quickly got out of there.
my dad would make comments thank god never when my mom was around.This would usuaaly happen if there was a breif sex scene or a women topless in a movie.I was watching a horror movie with my dad called They Live.It ended with a topless women riding an alien.It was brief but at the age it was enough!I told my dad I was going to bed that I was tired. At that point he said sure you are and making a jerking motion.He was right but I wasn't going to confirm it.At least I knew he was ok with it.

 

[closetkeis]

No but is just like asking if you eat food. Everyone does it.

 

[whatever18]

at my yearly physical my doctor asked me. i was taken aback and just replied "yeah." i found it very interesting.

 

[flood22]

at my yearly physical my doctor asked me. i was taken aback and just replied "yeah." i found it very interesting.

I recall watching one of the fictional medical dramas I like and the doctors were snickering over having to tell a guy that he had to materbate to stretch his foreskin to relieve pain. Sure it was comical, but it's likely the writers threw it in there with some sort of basis on a real life situation.

Pretty much all of my friends I know do it and this is understood. It's more of a shocker if you say you don't--and it's been this way since I can remember.

 

[filipbong]

I would welcome that ? from a doctor...it would be intriguing and exciting; I might get a hard on right there and then...

 

[closetkeis]

/\ that is if the doctor is cute!

 

[buzzj]

at my yearly physical my doctor asked me. i was taken aback and just replied "yeah." i found it very interesting.

Strange... I wonder why he asked?

 

[closetkeis]

Either he is a horny old man or good looking and wanted a piece.

 

[pjlikesporn]

do people really still try to deny that they masturbate? junior high is one thing, but now that we're all adults . . . . My friends and I are more than open with it--we compare frequency, duration, technique, etc.

 

[spikebaltar]

at my yearly physical my doctor asked me. i was taken aback and just replied "yeah." i found it very interesting.

Ok, I have to ask, how old were you when this happened, and what was the reason for the physical? (school sports, insurance, etc)

 

[trey1121]

it never bothered me, i always said sure and i bet u do too!

 

[TheTrish]

has anyone ever come right out and asked if you masturbate?

Hi, djm! All the time. LOL

Oh, is that movie on DVD?

T

 

[cynicus]

The answer is, "Of course." End of discussion.

 

[gefsmith]

well there was that door to door masturbation survey I took part in last year

G

 

[Frafilippolippi]

No but in high school it was gag to go around and ask guys if they ever sucked their own cock. everyone would always look down instinctively to see if they could pull it off.

 

[TaigaStar]

Someone asked me my Freshmen year of HS. In truth, I hadn't really done it then (my sex drive kicked in at 16), but I made a cryptic comment like "Maybe I do, maybe I don't." I may have been asked my sophomore year (I changed schools), because I remember the guy saying he respected me- I can't remember if it was about my virginity or my non-masturbating ways.

I do remember being asked if I could suck mine, to which I might have freaked out a bit at the question; my friend, however, sat on the floor and put his head to his crotch (fully clothed) to prove he was able to.

 

[USER95125]

I have been asked, and the truth is that I don't. When I tell people that they look at me like I am lying, but I'm not. I am not saying that I never have, but it have been about 6 or 7 years. I guess I look at it as there really is no reason to lie about it, but most people need to reconize the stats say about 90% of people do masturbate, but there are still some of us in that 10% that don't.

 

[dexyboi86]

I was alwasys told that 88% of people say they masturbate, and 11% are liars. SO that does leave the one percent for our friends like the fella above me.

If someone asks me, I respond "Well, that's a silly question don't you think?"
If htey ask more details about it, then I either draw the line or invite teme to come watch for themselves

 

[uofaguy7]

I've been asked a few times, a couple girls (which both said, every guy does) and a couple guys I was seeing.

In middle school i was taking my calculator out of my bag and I had it there for a little too long I guess lol and one of my friends was like "oh he's jacking off wiht his calculator." So I got labeled as a big time masterbator, it wasn't that bad, no one took it that seriously and everyone knew we all did it a lot but it did give me the idea of masterbating in the traditional method. before that i moved my forskin a bunch. They just needed soemthing to rib me on, it was pretty lame

 

[ashonfire]

^I remember in jr highschool this kid in our grade that was a year older than most everyone he got caught by the entire GYM CLASS masturbating at a urinal when they came in to change.

God how embarrassing that must have been. I didn't feel bad for him because he was an ass but still, he never lived that down and until highschool everyone talked about him constantly and said "Hey, remember when they caught that guy masturbating in school....."

We had a guy that got caught wanking in detention, poor kid.

I think every school must have that one guy that got busted.