Best friend wouldn't let me do a number 2 in his house

[ronboy]

It's a toilet, for goodness sake!
What are toilets made for anyway?

I have a thing about using a public toilet because of the cleanliness issue...(most of them are filthy)

I don't have a concern about anyone using my toilet.

And if I do have a concern, there is this wonderful invention called Lysol Toilet Bowl Cleaner that I can use!

 

[JordanFrank]

I would forget about it. .....but at least now you have an good excuse to use if you ever need to excuse yourself from his company in the future.

 

[Redsox]

You really told him you had to do a shit? I think I would have freaked too. Too much info!

Just ask to use the toilet. The rest is up to his imagination.

 

[cgymike]

Ridiculous...would he prefer you crapped in your pants? Or maybe just take a dump in his garden.

Find another friend.

 

[justsimon]

Why would you even tell him?

 

[umjreon88]

To try to deny you access to the toilet was an act of in-house host's etiquette faux pas. I wouldn't go as far as to stop contact with him though.

 

[Blueboy369]

Sounds like he has a shit load if issues. Don't dump him over this crap. Tell him to stop being a turd and get over it. Shit Happens.

 

[HoodedRat]

Next time just shit on his floor.

 

[zoltanspawn]

Next time you visit him, sneakily re-set his home page to this url:

www. theshithole. com

I always enjoy this prank.

 

[Kulindahr]

I wouldn't be able to do a number two in someone else house.

So you and this best friend are equally irrational.

You say he has quirks. It sounds like he has some ocd issues, and you pooping in his toilet may have freaked him out.

Good thought -- OCD is definitely a possibility.

make him some chocolate chip cookies with this

and put the whole box in

You forgot one thing: feed them to him at your house, supersync.

 

[Kulindahr]

Shit happens.

Forgive and forget.

It's a toilet, for goodness sake!
What are toilets made for anyway?

I have a thing about using a public toilet because of the cleanliness issue...(most of them are filthy)

I don't have a concern about anyone using my toilet.

And if I do have a concern, there is this wonderful invention called Lysol Toilet Bowl Cleaner that I can use!

Or one of these:

It's a hand-held UV sterilizer.

 

[Kulindahr]

Why would you even tell him?

That's my question -- just tell him you hear the 'porcelain' calling.

If he tells you you can't take a dump in there, ask if he has a small cardboard box. . .

 

[SaskGuy]

I would let any of my friends take a shit in my house... just as long as it's in the toilet

I can understand if it's some stranger fixing the furnace or whatever, but not letting a best friend use the toilet? I think he's being an asshole.

Hell, I've looked at my friend's poop to see if it was a proper colour... well he's colour blind and he got scared because he thought it was red lol... ah, it takes a very close friend to do something like that though LOL

 

[Redsox]

A friend of mine holds meditation classes in his house. One woman used his toilet, which is no issue, but she'd left the worst skiddies my friend had ever seen. He was most upset.

 

[G-Lexington]

None of this makes sense. I wouldn't bother telling my best friend "I need to use your bathroom to defecate (or any pleasantry meaning same)", or even "I need to use your bathroom". I'd just say "I'm going to go use the bathroom".

Lex

 

[dereperez]

Interesting friend with some very dubious sensibilities. Still don't know why you felt the need to announce your intention to take a shit though.

Shouldn't be a problem as long as you clean up after yourself and don't leave him any surprises...

 

[eastofeden]

Hmmm...I would want him to explain why at least....

Maybe he is a severe germaphobe?

If he made me understand why then I would probably forgive him and accept it but no explanation? I would probably accept it but not want to go to his house again.

 

[blackbeltninja]

It's a hand-held UV sterilizer.

I'd be surprised if this works. UV doesn't kill instantly; it's not a Kalashnikov.

-d-

 

[pat grimshaw]

So I have a best friend whose house I've been visiting almost every week for over 2 years now. I have never had to use the toilet before, well at least not to do a number 2, until last night …

Did you flush the toilet on those previous times when you did a number 1?

 

[lambdaboy]

I would loose this idiot as a friend. anyone who can not do a number two outside there own home has some sort of a scatological problem probably caused during toilet training!