best piss of the day

[bedbugy]

we all piss each day some more than others
but the best piss for me after i brush my teeth god that piss is the best
maybe theres a reason
do you have best piss

 

[Kahaih]

The after orgasm piss.

Clears the tubes and sort of extends the happiness/satisfaction a bit.

 

[Dargelos]

When you do it as often as I do, the best piss is always the next piss.

 

[Peloso]

The one you finally let loose after holding it in forever because pissing your pants in the supermarket is frowned upon.

 

[lockeroomguy]

It's been years since I had a rewarding piss. I'm at the age where most of us get enlarged prostate. When I piss now, its a slow trickle, and it takes a long time to empty my bladder.

 

[me203]

pissing your pants in the supermarket is frowned upon.

Given how standards have loosened up, I have to wonder if there won't be a time when refraining from pissing in one's pants won't seem like a quaint idea...

 

[Dargelos]

Given how standards have loosened up, I have to wonder if there won't be a time when refraining from pissing in one's pants won't seem like a quaint idea...

It's not so much a case of declining standards, more that with almost all the public toilets being closed and with an ageing population and all the health problems that brings with it, autonomonous urination will occur whether one likes it or not.

 

[Peloso]

Given how standards have loosened up, I have to wonder if there won't be a time when refraining from pissing in one's pants won't seem like a quaint idea...

Why not? Public urination has been decriminalized here. Pretty soon everybody will be throwing their dookie at each other.

 

[peeonme]

Taking a leak in the produce department

 

[Vannie]

Who wants some apple juice?

 

[me203]

Taking a leak in the produce department

I sometimes will buy a leek from the produce department.

 

[rareboy]

Pissing off a cliff.

 

[me203]

Why not? Public urination has been decriminalized here. Pretty soon everybody will be throwing their dookie at each other.

Probably. Don't apes do that sort of thing? We might as well, too, since we seem to be devolving.

 

[Kahaih]

I sometimes will buy a leek from the produce department.

Will you bob for apples?

 

[me203]

Taking a leak in the produce department

I now imagine a dystopian future. A time when people pee openly in public. The store has messages for men to pee over the vegetables in the coolers that (today) mist vegetables with water every so often. This would be marketed as: "Efficient, and saves the water from misting, helping our planet!" But the store management like it, because it saves the cost of running misting systems, and the cost of having and cleaning old fashioned bathrooms.

 

[Dargelos]

We don't have misters in shops, it is rarely hot enough to need them, but I like the idea of pissing without shame, whenever you need it not when it is convenient.
From there, it is but a small step to public sex without shame too. Because you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.

 

[Kahaih]

@ pissing in public

Keep in mind that everyone has a video camera in their pocket, and everyone on line loves something to laugh at and don't give a damn about how cold it was that day.

 

[peeonme]

I now imagine a dystopian future. A time when people pee openly in public. The store has messages for men to pee over the vegetables in the coolers that (today) mist vegetables with water every so often. This would be marketed as: "Efficient, and saves the water from misting, helping our planet!" But the store management like it, because it saves the cost of running misting systems, and the cost of having and cleaning old fashioned bathrooms.

I ment tp say "I took a leek"