Beyonce is coming to let us know everything is going to be ok

[fabulouslyghetto]

Nuzzle us in your warm, ample bosom. Mama's comin girls.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Somebody catch me 'fo the holy ghost do, I didn't sew my wig in this morning.

THANK YA BEYSUS! A SHADA MA RASHA MA SHADA MAHA THANK YA! A SHADA MA RASHA MA HONDA ACCORD THANK YA!

She may not come when you call her BUT SHE'S ALWAYS ON TIME! She's an on-time queen. CAN SOMEBODY SAY GAY-MEN?!!

 

[Alistair]

You must be smoking some really good shit

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You must be smoking some really good shit

In the book of 2nd Corinthians *pause for everyone to turn to that chapter* the bible talks about adversity. Harrrrrrrd times. "We are pressed on every side, but not crushed. *dramatic pause* perplexed..... but not in despair *pause for gay-men* PERSECUTED! But NOT ABANDONED. And then what does it say? *wipes sweat from brow with canary yellow handkerchief* Struck down...... but not...... destroyed. *tucks handkerchief back into matching Michael Kors*

You see, ladies and mothers, we waited on the rock, and she called out to us. She called us from the water. We wanted her to come to us, but she needed us to take a step of faith out on the water. Will you step out on the water with Beyonce? The alpha and omega! *organ player hits bluesy gospel riff* The first AND the last! The beginning..... and the end. She is our leeeeeeeaning tower. Our shelter in the storm. She is our peace, and our comfort. Our joy..... and our..... salvation.

If you'll stand to your feet now as we honor her, come on choir!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I feel the spirit of Beyonce moving in this place! Somebody gone step out on the water tonight SOMEBODY SAY GAY-MEN!!!!

 

[Mariatenebre]

I like that Beyonce has been doing alot of performances inspired and as tribute to the Orisha Oshun. I have heard some speculate that Beyonce practices Ifa/Santeria/Lucumi/Ocha etc. I hope it is true always good to have people leave the Abrahamic faiths. Plus I have always liked Beyonce. She is honestly this generation's Diana Ross.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I like that Beyonce has been doing alot of performances inspired and as tribute to the Orisha Oshun. I have heard some speculate that Beyonce practices Ifa/Santeria/Lucumi/Ocha etc. I hope it is true always good to have people leave the Abrahamic faiths. Plus I have always liked Beyonce. She is honestly this generation's Diana Ross.

WE GOT A WITNESS UP IN HERE! Don't make me start shoutin, I feel a praise comin on #praiseBeysus

 

[Peloso]

Beyonce.....Beyonce....Isn't he that one armed Malaysian tennis player with the underbite and the "Let's Go Brandon!" neck tattoo?

 

[spunkfunker]

Let me know if it's any good. She hasn't made anything I cared about since B-Day.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Beyonce.....Beyonce....Isn't he that one armed Malaysian tennis player with the underbite and the "Let's Go Brandon!" neck tattoo?

Congregation it seems we have a wayward traveler here who is lost, who does not know the good news about our Lord and Savior Beysus Christ. Someone get him a blanket and a bowl of soup. Don't worry, son. The darkness is over. You may now step into the luminescence of she who sits on the throne on high. Sit, sit, for I have good news to share withh you, stranger. Good, good news.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Let me know if it's any good. She hasn't made anything I cared about since B-Day.

You didn't appreciate the album where she finally came out as black? Sonically she's never held my interest outside a few impressive vocal moments, but I'm really bored and need a bandwagon to jump on, at least she's kinda-sorta earned the fanfare.

Until Jojo awakens from her slumber I don't have any music to look forward to. And I'm staying off social media today so I won't accidentally listen to Drake's latest verson of "My friends aren't my friend and do all these beautiful women love me for me?"

 

[Araucaria]

WE GOT A WITNESS UP IN HERE! Don't make me start shoutin, I feel a praise comin on #praiseBeysus

Isn't that the woman stomping out all the cockroaches in that Albany courthouse?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Isn't that the woman stomping out all the cockroaches in that Albany courthouse?

 

[rareboy]

Jesus.

Next to Saint Javelin, Saint Beyonce is who we need to intercede for the world RIGHT NOW!

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Beyonce... is one of THEM!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Jesus.

Next to Saint Javelin, Saint Beyonce is who we need to intercede for the world RIGHT NOW!

As comedian Robin somethingsomething would say. Not now, but right now.

 

[spunkfunker]

You didn't appreciate the album where she finally came out as black? Sonically she's never held my interest outside a few impressive vocal moments, but I'm really bored and need a bandwagon to jump on, at least she's kinda-sorta earned the fanfare.

Until Jojo awakens from her slumber I don't have any music to look forward to. And I'm staying off social media today so I won't accidentally listen to Drake's latest verson of "My friends aren't my friend and do all these beautiful women love me for me?"

She lost me at Sasha Fierce, and I never looked back. The cult of Beyonce really gets on my nerves as well. She used to be able to write a catchy song, that was about it.

 

[unloadonme]

The cult of Beyonce really gets on my nerves as well. She used to be able to write a catchy song, that was about it.

There's a cult? I have actually heard of Beyonce, but I couldn't name a single song she's recorded. It just seems that she's famous for being famous, rather like Lady Gaga.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

There's a cult? I have actually heard of Beyonce, but I couldn't name a single song she's recorded. It just seems that she's famous for being famous, rather like Lady Gaga.

Countertheory: default self-important generational vanity huffing cuz it gives you a boner to disempower an outspoken massively successful black woman? Lady Gaga tossed in there to throw off the scent cuz she's the only white pop star you can name that post-dates Rita Miller. Clever!

BACK IN MY DAY A CONCERT WAS LISTENING TO THE COYOTES HOWL FROM THE CLIFFS 'ROUND MIDNIGHT! AIN'T NOT NEVER NEED NO BACKGROUND DANCERS OR SHINY SEQUINED BRASIERRES! GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

She lost me at Sasha Fierce, and I never looked back. The cult of Beyonce really gets on my nerves as well. She used to be able to write a catchy song, that was about it.

Beyonce was never a songwriter, she'd add a line or change a word solely for the purpose of writing credits $$$$

and please don't feed the trolls, you know they hate to see people enjoying themselves.