Biggest I Ever Had!!!

[reiz_90]

lol we'll make this quick.

so i've been dating this guy for a few weeks and for maybe the first month or so i refused to have sex with him because of his dick. he's a little over 10 inches. and REALLY thick. so i would always put sex off. i finally had sex with him about a week ago and it was the most painful experience of my life lol. as expected. first of all, when it's that big...where in the fuck is it going? i swear i felt him hit my kidney or something. then i had a small anxiety attack because i was scared for my liver too lol.

so yeah, this may sound stupid but i have to know.

is this safe? to take all of that? and where is it going?

i really like him, but lol....i like my body too. i just don't want him to move on because i'm the boring, cautious fuck in this situation.

 

[Horschallen]

You can always have him screw you between your thighs often and go up your ass once a month. That might bring you two together.

 

[reiz_90]

wrong. but thanks for playing.

 

[Horschallen]

/\

 

[Horschallen]

Thanks for being a jerk. You feel like a big man now?

To answer you, instead of ripping your face off like i should do, yes, it's safe to take something that big - he shouldn't be trying to reach bottom to cum anyway. If people can take fists and come out of it alive, you can take a dick if you'd RELAX.

Thank you.

 

[Horschallen]

/\ Sweet dreams.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Are you dating a horse?

 

[reiz_90]

Thanks for being a jerk. You feel like a big man now?

To answer you, instead of ripping your face off like i should do, yes, it's safe to take something that big - he shouldn't be trying to reach bottom to cum anyway. If people can take fists and come out of it alive, you can take a dick if you'd RELAX.

who the fuck are you? clearly that comment, he made, wasn't a compliment. please shut the fuck up talking to me, you douche! thanks.

 

[reiz_90]

Thanks for making us feel better about our normal sized dicks.

Also...if guys can take a WHOLE ARM up their ass, you should get accustomed to a 10 incher

you're right. i honestly can't imagine taking a whole arm. but say someone is putting their arm inside you.....where the hell is it going?

 

[reiz_90]

Are you dating a horse?

lol no. just a black man.

 

[fetaby]

Glad you got a good one, but calm down already. The stick it in your thigh suggestion was only that. A vanilla solution, to your chocolate problem. If he sticks it between your thighs, you still feel the closeness of his body, and he still gets the pleasure of friction. It's more intimate than a handjoby from across the couch, and if you really get into the kink, let him press the bottoms of your feet together and fuck your arches silly. I couldn't do that cause I'm too ticklish. Sex is fun, use your imagination. Reminds me of a tagline I saw on a chubby chaser flick, pick a fold and fuck it. Geez, lighten up. You've met a man that wants to have sex with you, you're ahead of the game.

Good day, sir.

 

[Yohan1989]

It can be dangerous if done too much because it may stress your organ inside you which is not good. If anything wrong, you would need to be in the emergency room and such thing as happened as this. In fact some people actually die from it, mostly women. Tell your BF to not even stick his dick all the way in, damn.

See. That is why I have no fun with a monster dick I’ll stick with something that is below 10 inches even though I'm not even attractive to a monster cock (I guess in my human nature, I may not find it normal) LOL

 

[reiz_90]

Actually it was an alternative meant to relax you(what us NORMAL people call "foreplay", which isn't a lost art, you're just too dumb to figure out what it means), but i don't expect a piss ass faceless little snot nosed kid to know that sex doesn't always mean immediate ass ripping anal.

Now kindly go back to your hole, you have no power amongst the living.

actually i realized what he meant, i just didn't agree with the solution and it came off a bit pompous to be quite honest. if he(dude i'm dating) was the type of person that was into that, i wouldn't have created this topic. and thats great that you know so many cute adjectives. you try way too hard and it shows, sir. when you find an identity thats yours then i'll think about taking you seriously. until then, feel free to go take a nap in a lake!

 

[CudDULL]

I'd be scared to have that in me. I'd have fun touching it for 30 secs and walk away from it. Its def to big for me.

 

[reiz_90]

It can be dangerous if done too much because it may stress your organ inside you which is not good. If anything wrong, you would need to be in the emergency room and such thing as happened as this. In fact some people actually die from it, mostly women. Tell your BF to not even stick his dick all the way in, damn.

See. That is why I have no fun with a monster dick I’ll stick with something that is below 10 inches even though I'm not even attractive to a monster cock (I guess in my human nature, I may not find it normal) LOL

thats funny because afterwards i said something like "i feel like i'm about to die" and he thought i was over reacting. but people really have died from getting fucked by a huge dick? i'll have to do my research on that one. but thanks for the advice.

 

[reiz_90]

Glad you got a good one, but calm down already. The stick it in your thigh suggestion was only that. A vanilla solution, to your chocolate problem. If he sticks it between your thighs, you still feel the closeness of his body, and he still gets the pleasure of friction. It's more intimate than a handjoby from across the couch, and if you really get into the kink, let him press the bottoms of your feet together and fuck your arches silly. I couldn't do that cause I'm too ticklish. Sex is fun, use your imagination. Reminds me of a tagline I saw on a chubby chaser flick, pick a fold and fuck it. Geez, lighten up. You've met a man that wants to have sex with you, you're ahead of the game.

Good day, sir.

the way i read it, it came off very differently. but i digress. the person i'm with, wouldn't want to do things like that every single time. but thanks.

 

[FPNY]

i'm curious as to how a guy posts a thread asking for advice, gets requested advice then gangs up on the guy who gives the advice? you should have posted that you were only going to take suggestions that you were open to.

i found your response to horshallen to be rude and inconsiderate.

off with your head.....

 

[reiz_90]

Wow ok that's a big cock...did you also take it all down your throat. Finish the story..

i don't have alot of serious issues with the oral aspect. i can actually deepthroat him, i guess the only thing is i would have to suck him off for a long time in order for him to nut. like....at least 45 minutes. i have the thinnest neck in the world these days.

 

[FPNY]

zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[reiz_90]

i'm curious as to how a guy posts a thread asking for advice, gets requested advice then gangs up on the guy who gives the advice? you should have posted that you were only going to take suggestions that you were open to.

i found your response to horshallen to be rude and inconsiderate.

off with your head.....

i mean, i assume you've read all of my posts. so i don't understand why.....look. i admit maybe there was some sort of misunderstanding on my part. sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet, so i thought he was trying to be facetious. so i took it that way.

as far as your comment, i don't really know what to tell you. i guess i could say that i'm sorry that you feel that way, but that would imply that i care. no?