Bit of Advice for Vannie

[HoodedRat]

 

[Vannie]

Does not!

Is this your way of telling me you wanna play Doctor?

 

[me203]

Is this your way of telling me you wanna play Doctor?

I'd be happy to play doctor.

First, take this pile of insurance forms and medical releases. All 98 pages. Fill them out. I can give you two minutes, and I'll write you a quick prescription for the drug that nice drug rep told me about at that nice, ritzy conference last week that the drug company paid for me to attend. Then, I'll send you a bill for $782 co-pay.

 

[Vannie]

I'd be happy to play doctor.

I can give you two minutes, and I'll write you a quick prescription for the drug.

Bill Cosby is that you?

 

[Vannie]

By the way. What kind of weirdo wraps their legs in cabbage leaves? There are some real sickos out there.

I only put them on my sore titties when I'm lactating.

 

[pigface]

"Ich habe Sauerkraut in Meine Lederhose."

 

[Peloso]

By the way. What kind of weirdo wraps their legs in cabbage leaves? There are some real sickos out there.

I only put them on my sore titties when I'm lactating.

https://www.food.com/recipe/cabbage-in-milk-165483

 

[Alistair]

Vannie might be losing it. I’m concerned.

 

[Vannie]

What's the big deal? I'm feeding wildlife. I'm not giving them my cabbages!

 

[pigface]

"The time has come" , the walrus said,
To speak of many things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax,
Of cabbages and of kings..."

 

[pigface]

 

[HoodedRat]

I daren't post an actual picture of Vannie wearing his sexy cabbage bra lest the Jubbing populace become utterly enflamed with uncontrollable lust due to glimpsing his barely concealed man-titties.

 

[Alistair]

Why does this remind me of Vannie ?