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Good afternoon, y'all! Hope you are both well and WARM, today. 
Well, listen, friends. My mom wanted me to look at her phone bill (from our phone company, called CenturyLink) that she got yesterday. Some of these taxes and surcharges I have to just shake my head and roll my eyes at! ACK! ](*,)](/images/smilies/bang.gif)
My older brother made two long distance phone calls on her phone on this statement we got yesterday.
One was to a town 25 miles away, during the day, and lasted for 28 minutes. $3.08.
One was a call to a cell phone number based 100 miles away, but the person lives here in town. That was 3 minutes, made as a night/weekend call, $0.33 was the price of that call.
Total of just those two calls alone >> $3.41
Now for the taxes on just those two calls - oh brother!
And all these fees are totaled up for both calls together, as each separate fee per line item on the bill. And I'm copying all these word for word straight from the bill.
Our city's local sales tax, $0.06
Our state (Texas) sales tax, $0.44
Total sales taxes, $0.50
Now for the surcharges...
Carrier Universal Service Charge - $0.46
(The Federal Universal Service Fund helps keep local service rates affordable to all and provides discounts on services to schools, libraries, and low-income families.) OK, I can see that. That's fine.
Equalization Surcharge - $0.03
(This charge is imposed upon each customer recieving intrastate long distance service in the amount of 1% of the charges for in-state long distance calling.) OK, that's fine, as well.
Texas Universal Service Charge - $0.11
(The Universal Service Fund helps keep local service rates affordable to all and provides discounts on services for the relay center and low-income families.) OK, I'm fine with this, although I do have some questions/curiousities about it >> By "relay center", I assume they mean the TTY relay center for the hearing impaired. And Texas has a separate fund for the low-income families apart from the Federal one mentioned above. OK, I'm fine with both of those.
Those 3 add up to $0.60 in fees, OK, fine. The one charge that seems bogus is the last one...
Carrier Cost Recovery Charge - $2.99!!!

With no explanation or description on the bill as to why that particular charge is in effect.
Put that $2.99 with the $0.60 in other fees, plus the $0.50 in sales taxes, and it comes to a whopping $4.09 in taxes and fees alone for phone calls that totaled $3.41. Un. Friggin. Real. The services rendered are actually cheaper than the taxes and fees incurred because of thoses services.
I don't know, but something just smells about that $2.99 fee on that long distance.
Just going up and down my mom's bill again, for her local phone service, all the taxes (911, Fed, State, Local, and municipal right-of-way fee) add up to $5.12.
The other charges look fine, except the Federal Universal Service Fund is repeated again, under the local service fees, at $0.91. The Texas Universal Service Fund charge is also a repeated line item under the local service fees, at $1.35.
Any one else just get the feeling you're being had by your utility companies when you look at the bill?
I'd just like to see some of the baloney charges you get nailed with.
Thanks, y'all!

Well, listen, friends. My mom wanted me to look at her phone bill (from our phone company, called CenturyLink) that she got yesterday. Some of these taxes and surcharges I have to just shake my head and roll my eyes at! ACK!
 ](*,)](/images/smilies/bang.gif)
My older brother made two long distance phone calls on her phone on this statement we got yesterday.
One was to a town 25 miles away, during the day, and lasted for 28 minutes. $3.08.
One was a call to a cell phone number based 100 miles away, but the person lives here in town. That was 3 minutes, made as a night/weekend call, $0.33 was the price of that call.
Total of just those two calls alone >> $3.41
Now for the taxes on just those two calls - oh brother!

And all these fees are totaled up for both calls together, as each separate fee per line item on the bill. And I'm copying all these word for word straight from the bill.
Our city's local sales tax, $0.06
Our state (Texas) sales tax, $0.44
Total sales taxes, $0.50
Now for the surcharges...
Carrier Universal Service Charge - $0.46
(The Federal Universal Service Fund helps keep local service rates affordable to all and provides discounts on services to schools, libraries, and low-income families.) OK, I can see that. That's fine.
Equalization Surcharge - $0.03
(This charge is imposed upon each customer recieving intrastate long distance service in the amount of 1% of the charges for in-state long distance calling.) OK, that's fine, as well.
Texas Universal Service Charge - $0.11
(The Universal Service Fund helps keep local service rates affordable to all and provides discounts on services for the relay center and low-income families.) OK, I'm fine with this, although I do have some questions/curiousities about it >> By "relay center", I assume they mean the TTY relay center for the hearing impaired. And Texas has a separate fund for the low-income families apart from the Federal one mentioned above. OK, I'm fine with both of those.
Those 3 add up to $0.60 in fees, OK, fine. The one charge that seems bogus is the last one...
Carrier Cost Recovery Charge - $2.99!!!

With no explanation or description on the bill as to why that particular charge is in effect.
Put that $2.99 with the $0.60 in other fees, plus the $0.50 in sales taxes, and it comes to a whopping $4.09 in taxes and fees alone for phone calls that totaled $3.41. Un. Friggin. Real. The services rendered are actually cheaper than the taxes and fees incurred because of thoses services.
I don't know, but something just smells about that $2.99 fee on that long distance.
Just going up and down my mom's bill again, for her local phone service, all the taxes (911, Fed, State, Local, and municipal right-of-way fee) add up to $5.12.
The other charges look fine, except the Federal Universal Service Fund is repeated again, under the local service fees, at $0.91. The Texas Universal Service Fund charge is also a repeated line item under the local service fees, at $1.35.
Any one else just get the feeling you're being had by your utility companies when you look at the bill?
I'd just like to see some of the baloney charges you get nailed with.
Thanks, y'all!

