Boyfriend advice needed

[BenF]

ben! update us... have things with your man gotten any better?

I thought that things were getting better, but tonight things really reached a head.

He did two things to purposefully antagonise me.

1) I told him to get me a beer, when it arrived it was warm and had a massive frothy head on it like a fucking ice-cream.

2) I sent him out to the shops to get me some more cigarettes (after listening to, and ignoring, the pleas about the wind and rain outside) when he eventually came back he was carrying Marlboro Reds - not Marlboro Golds.

Provacative fucker...I'm not sure how much more I can take of this.

 

[Inwood]

There's only one thing left to do. Beat him into submission. Preferably with a wrought iron curtain rod.

 

[G-Lexington]

Just remember the proper response to "I love you" - "Get off me - you're crushing my smokes."

Lex

 

[Pringle]

I thought that things were getting better, but tonight things really reached a head.

He did two things to purposefully antagonise me.

1) I told him to get me a beer, when it arrived it was warm and had a massive frothy head on it like a fucking ice-cream.

2) I sent him out to the shops to get me some more cigarettes (after listening to, and ignoring, the pleas about the wind and rain outside) when he eventually came back he was carrying Marlboro Reds - not Marlboro Golds.

Provacative fucker...I'm not sure how much more I can take of this.

I am so sorry to hear that things seem to be going from bad to worse for you two.

There is very little that I can say at this most serious time that will go any way to helping you decide what to do next.

A warm beer and the wrong smokes - its an outrage and it may be time for you to admit to yourself that the love has gone.

Stay strong - our thoughts and prayers are with you.

 

[gabriel1]

I think he just wants you to move so he can see yer backside and BOOF ya.

 

[star-warrior]

Get a butler. It's better service with less hassle.

 

[rareboy]

I would have made him take a warm beer enema and then fucked him so that you could smoke after and blow red smoke in his face instead of the gold smoke he loves.

 

[metta]

Oh Ben....I'm so sorry. Why is it so hard for gay people to be happy in a committed long term relationship? Why do these horrible things keep happeing to you. You are such an amazing guy and just don't deserve this kind of treatment.

The future of the World looks so bleak to me...if you can't make it work...who can?

 

[RationalLunacy]

Have you considered couples therapy? Here's how it works: You go into a therapist office, but there are two therapists there. You play them against each other. When you get one or the other so enraged at your predicament, you invite your boyfriend to enter the room. You leave, listening quietly and patiently in the lounge for sobs and occasional squealing.

 

[MrBarbrey]

for once i'm at a loss for words

 

[purina]

Is this the guy you married?
I hope so - I don't want this thread to die and disappear.

 

[KaraBulut]

Die, thread. Die.

 

[metta]

Is this the guy you married?
I hope so - I don't want this thread to die and disappear.

how very cruel to dredge up Ben's pain.

He's just taking the piss - Leave him and move to Newport - find yourself a Chav, accept meanial hours at the Royal Gwent pushing piss-heads with alcohol related injuries back and forth A&E and the car park and find happiness.

Oh Noni....we miss our resident chav....bring back our Noni...

 

[sheep]

Well Ben, needless to say your other half's conduct is appalling, just...appalling. I know it might seem like a big step, indeed the very idea might turn your brain and bowels in unison, but have you considered speaking to a solicitor?

It is pretty obvious by now that the boyfriend IS a solicitor, else why would he have caused Ben so much pain?
Beware Ben. 99.9% of solicitors give the rest a bad name.

 

[KaraBulut]

how very cruel to dredge up Ben's pain.

Oh, horseshit.

Dredging up Ben's pain is one of life's greatest pleasures.

 

[metta]

^
lol.... you didn't notice my winky smiley under that comment??

 

[Fucker29]

And why is this almost 3 years old thread being brought to life now?

 

[KaraBulut]

^
lol.... you didn't notice my winky smiley under that comment??

No, but I always love it when your winky smiles at me.

 

[purina]

I was worried this thread had been disappeared - but here it is.

 

[Telstra]

I never ask for advice on this site, but this time I really need some help from you guys about a problem that I am experiencing with my boyfriend.

I have been with him for over five years, and there have been the ups and downs that go with any long term relationship. We have always enjoyed an active sex life, and I really believe that we make each other happy.

However, in the bedroom, over the last few months, when he brings me a cup of tea or coffee, he puts the mug down on the bedside table with the handle facing away from me. I then have to move and turn the mug myself.

What should I do? Should I tell him how I am feeling? Is it too late for him to change his ways?





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First time i read this post from BenF.
I think this post is funny and it is a joke.