Boys who never farted

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So, what do you think about boys who never farted.

 

[anchihiro]

They're lying.

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Is this something i'm supposed to care about?

 

[wilbur33]

They end up blowing their brains out.

 

[TheOscar]

What? What do you mean exactly?
Everyone farts....

 

[AlmondMilk]

I NEVER fart in front of someone else--I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I politely go to the bathroom and yeah. End of story.

He's not just talking about in front of people. He means people who never fart PERIOD.

I think they have skill. Or just lack gas. They can take my ability to have gas any day.

 

[curiousunistudent]

I don't fart in somebody's company. I mean, farts are quite funny but, I just don't like smells. Period.

If a boy farts in the woods and there is noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

[Lukeee]

If a boy farts in the woods and there is noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?

How could nobody hear it? Is the boy deaf?

 

[curiousunistudent]

How could nobody hear it? Is the boy deaf?

He is indeed. Either that or it was silent but deadly ... like a wolf ...

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

didn't it win some kind of award at the Cannes Film Festival?

 

[MTLDude]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM[/ame]

 

[Geoffboyardee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

HA! The song is playing in my head without even watching the video.

Oh the internet! (stoned-dreamy-smile)

 

[freefall]

They do not exist or they have died long long time ago...

 

[chrisw87]

I practically eat vegetarian, have you ever eaten beans or chickpeas, cabbage or lentils. Holy christ I could start my own bio-fuel company sometimes, especially after bean salad.

Saying that I never fart in public/company, save for 2 people that I really dont give a flying Effff what I do infront of. I prefer to keep myself civil and fart outrageously in private.

 

[MTLDude]

I have learned to "silent fart" Farting is not neccessary and I thought my dad was a pig because he would fart whenever.

So in my rebellion, I learned to control those muscles . . . and that would come in handy later in life if you catch my drift . . . to fart quietly.

So you fart so high pitched that only dogs can hear you?

 

[Tadaa]

So, what do you think about boys who never farted.

You mean the dead ones?

 

[spooger]

i'm not sure about guys who never fart .... but most women don't fart .....

they never shut up long enough to build up pressure .... lol

 

[ronboy]

I wouldn't trust a guy who didn't fart.....

 

[hotb0d]

if they don't fart...they'll burp. And I'd rather have stinky gas goes out stinky hole (it is expected) than out someone's mouth....gross.

 

[RaKroma]

I heard pretty boys (like A&F models) don't fart cause they're just super perfect.