BREAKING NEWS: MSNBC Temporary Suspends Lockup To Cover Cain's Speech

[Jack Springer]

In a rare weekend change of weekend programming MSNBC called two anchors in to cover Herman Cain's speech on the suspension (end) of his campaign.

The 5 viewers of MSNBC's weekend full-time Lock-up series have camped out in front of 30 Rock and promise not to leave until the network promises not to interrupt the prison-life series again.

There are rumors that Mayor Bloomberg has asked Chief Kelly to have 1000 police officers ready with 10,000 gallons of organic pepper spray to remove the "LockKupiers" as the protestors have come to call themselves.

 

[chrisrobin]

In a rare weekend change of weekend programming MSNBC called two anchors in to cover Herman Cain's speech on the suspension (end) of his campaign.

The end of the world is at hand. Repent!

 

[refujiunderground]

this is not funny. i love my msnbc lockup even though they need to go to other locations other than county jails and the same old prison institutions.

 

[White Eagle]

I don't see anything Humor/Satire about this. Ya got a link to show what you are talking about?

 

[Jack Springer]

Hint: you need a sense of humor

 

[palbert]

Lock-Up was not suspended to cover the withdrawal. The anchors were called in in case Cain admitted to something he could be arrested for.

 

[frankfrank]

^ Of course Lock-Up wasn't suspended. I think some people didn't notice the HUMOR-SATIRE tag on the thread.

Jack Springer was basically writing an "Op-Ed" satire article kind of like what The Onion might write. Yes, I thought it was funny.

 

[MisterMajestic]

So MSNBC actually interrupted a Reality series about "Liars & Criminals" so their viewers could see a Crook TRY to convince a LIVE crowd of IDIOTS that he didnt Whore around on his wife for 40yrs?

 

[Knucklehead]

Well,it takes what it takes..I don't know who the hell thought all prison,all the time (at least on the weekends) would be a great way to lure in viewers..

After Rachel signs off on friday night,that network is unwatchable until monday..

 

[rareboy]

MSNBC broadcasts over the weekend?

 

[palemale]

MSNBC broadcasts over the weekend?

Yes. Chris Hayes has a very good weekend morning show on MSNBC.

 

[Jack Springer]

Have Chris Hayes and Rachel Maddow ever been seen together?

I swear they are the same person.

 

[chrisrobin]

Have Chris Hayes and Rachel Maddow ever been seen together?

I swear they are the same person.

Did you think of this cheap shot yourself, or is this merely a talking point from the RNC?

 

[Jack Springer]

^^^

All mine. I think for myself.

 

[CowboyBob]

Hint: you need a sense of humor

When you get one let us know.