Brock Got Stomped.

[Rex]

After his lame, tactless post-fight "promo" from his last fight, I was waiting for someone to put him in his place. Seriously, Brock's ego needed to be checked.

I hope Sable kicked him out of bed that night, too!

Sable is a filthy skank. I noticed they never show her in the audience during Brock's fights anymore. I wonder if they're still together.

On another note, I'm annoying nobody commented on my video I posted where Brock is locking lips with another man.

 

[Dduder]

Yep, Brock got owned four minutes into the first bout. I wasn't rooting for him in the first place, but I have to say that I was stunned. It was like seeing "God" bleed.

What an absurd statement. Watching God bleed?! The guy only had 5 fights in MMA and a loss!!!!! To Frank Mir!!!!!!! Then he beat some Japanese guy who he outweighted by 100 lbs and a way past his prime Heath Herring. Then Shane Carwin almost killed him and he won via submission in the second round in the most shameful way possible. The guy is awful as an MMA fighter. He was getting carried by his sheer weight and strength advantage against much smaller opponents or opponents with serious deficiencies in their ground game(Shane Carwin). Once he faced an opponent with a strong ground game who also had a very decent stand up and who he didn't completely overwhelm on size(Cain is 250 lbs or only 15 lbs lighter than Brock) he lost. Badly.

 

[FanofFiction]

I've never seen Brock fight in MMA, but I thought he sucked in WWE. He was always a guy of three or four moves. Is he in fact any better an MMA fighter?

 

[FanofFiction]

If you mean better as in, allowed to show his very real strength? Yes.
If you mean better as in, schooled in the arts of it all? Just like in WWE, fuck no.

He's a big, dangerous, homophobic man. But when he falls, he falls FAST.

Oh, and you've just cited my problem with John Cena - 3 or 4(maybe 5, rarely 6!) moves, can basically predict what he's gonna do every time.

Cena sucks too, but at least he's hot. I love Cena.

 

[Dduder]

I've never seen Brock fight in MMA, but I thought he sucked in WWE. He was always a guy of three or four moves. Is he in fact any better an MMA fighter?

Wtf????!! I just said he sucks. His wins were all over guys he either outweighted by 100 lbs or guys with no wrestling/grappling/submission skills that he could take to the ground and control. He defeated a 160 lbs Japanese guy, a past his prime Heath Herring he outweighted by 70 lbs and a 46 year-old Randy Couture he outweighed by 50 lbs. He lost to the tomato can, Frank Mir, and almost got killed in the cage by Shane Carwin, a guy who's ground fighting skills are zero. When he finally fought a guy who is close to his size with a solid ground game and good striking skills, Cain Velasquez, he got made into a fucking bitch. Despite the submission loss to Werdum, Fedor is probably still the greatest heavyweight ever. I would love to see Cain and Fedor fight.