marvtha
Dame Marvtha, Muffinmaker
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marvtha done put a whole new spin on 'brotherly love' my muffins!
i think jerry springer would even be appaled!
anyhoo...on friday the 13th of all times...i got a call from my brother bellamy...FINALLY!
he said he would like to get to know me but if we could please meet at baker's square!
"i have to have my pie when i'm nervous" he confessed.
marvtha accomodating and agreed! besides......now and then i indulge in some cherry pie...now you hush!
So i put baby gherkins in her special car seat...the glove department...and we were off to see my brother!
P.S. baby gherkin's color is much better after i added some pickling spice to her jar!
i located the baker's square and upon entering the building noticed a plaque on the wall. "CUSTOMER OF THE YEAR"
to marvtha's surprise the recipient of this honor was none other than the drag queen who i suspected was baby gherkins daddy!!!
i went up to the counter and asked an employee if they knew the honoree.
"i should hope so. they are in here every day" he laughed.
he looked at the clock on the wall "as a matter of fact she should be here any minute now. she ordered a french silk pie about an hour ago....extra cream!" she must be nervous"he added.
he leaned in to me and whispered "stick around and witness the freak show if ya can."
"oh..we've..ummmm...met" i replied.
i then asked where the bathroom was and went to freshen up.
after applying a fresh coat of maybeline and adjusting gherkin's head bow i stepped out of the ladies room.
i immediately noticed the drag queen sitting in a corner booth shoveling in pie as quick as those few remaining teeth could chew!
although he/she was toned down a bit from our first 'encounter' i recognized her/him by their teeth.
all that sugar from those pies had given her "piano mouth!"
this unexpected chance encounter gave me pause and i took a hit from my flask.
"lets go meet your daddy" i said to baby gherkins.
i marched up to him/her "remember me" i muttered.
he/she looked up from their wreck of a pie. whipped cream dripping down their face and said "OH my god! what are you doing here?"
"well i'm actually here to meet my brother bellamy but i'm glad you're here!"
i replied.
i then pulled baby gherkins out of my travelin' purse and held her up. "say hello to your daughter!" i exclaimed.
the drag queen started choking then screamed "SHIT...YOU'RE MY FUCKING SISTER!"................................
i think jerry springer would even be appaled!
anyhoo...on friday the 13th of all times...i got a call from my brother bellamy...FINALLY!
he said he would like to get to know me but if we could please meet at baker's square!
"i have to have my pie when i'm nervous" he confessed.
marvtha accomodating and agreed! besides......now and then i indulge in some cherry pie...now you hush!
So i put baby gherkins in her special car seat...the glove department...and we were off to see my brother!
P.S. baby gherkin's color is much better after i added some pickling spice to her jar!
i located the baker's square and upon entering the building noticed a plaque on the wall. "CUSTOMER OF THE YEAR"
to marvtha's surprise the recipient of this honor was none other than the drag queen who i suspected was baby gherkins daddy!!!
i went up to the counter and asked an employee if they knew the honoree.
"i should hope so. they are in here every day" he laughed.
he looked at the clock on the wall "as a matter of fact she should be here any minute now. she ordered a french silk pie about an hour ago....extra cream!" she must be nervous"he added.
he leaned in to me and whispered "stick around and witness the freak show if ya can."
"oh..we've..ummmm...met" i replied.
i then asked where the bathroom was and went to freshen up.
after applying a fresh coat of maybeline and adjusting gherkin's head bow i stepped out of the ladies room.
i immediately noticed the drag queen sitting in a corner booth shoveling in pie as quick as those few remaining teeth could chew!
although he/she was toned down a bit from our first 'encounter' i recognized her/him by their teeth.
all that sugar from those pies had given her "piano mouth!"
this unexpected chance encounter gave me pause and i took a hit from my flask.
"lets go meet your daddy" i said to baby gherkins.
i marched up to him/her "remember me" i muttered.
he/she looked up from their wreck of a pie. whipped cream dripping down their face and said "OH my god! what are you doing here?"
"well i'm actually here to meet my brother bellamy but i'm glad you're here!"
i replied.
i then pulled baby gherkins out of my travelin' purse and held her up. "say hello to your daughter!" i exclaimed.
the drag queen started choking then screamed "SHIT...YOU'RE MY FUCKING SISTER!"................................
