hi muffins!
i know you all are just dying to know how my thanksgiving went at the Beguiles boys house!
well it was a very pleasant affair!
the table setting was straight out of a martha stewart special!
elaborate napkin oragami, vases of fresh cut flowers, polished silverware....BREATHTAKING!
the meal was plentiful and well prepared.....DELICIOUS!
junior jr., junior sr., and TIMBER were the perfect hosts and suprislingly very attentive with baby gherkins!
"adorable", "she has your pretty eyes" were some comments made!
this is how it played out in my head anyway.
in reality it was.......... WAY FUCKED UP!!!!
oh, they did cook.....cold instant mashed potaoes and one ENORMOUS turkey!!!!!
no cranberries or green bean casserole even!
"where's this bukkake you been braggin' about?" i asked.
"that's being saved for dessert." they snickered.
"here have some more turkey" they persisted.
i ate so much turkey i became VERY lethargic from the tryptophan and crumbled to the dining room floor!
that's when the Beguiles gathered around poor marvs and pulled on their pickles until' they simultaneously let loose gushers of their sex spit on me!
their 'swimmers' were synchronized!!!
they must have been saving up for weeks!!!
marvtha hasn't seen that much ejaculate since that donkey show behind the liquor store in tijuana last summer!
my new pretty blue dress was soaked with semen and i still have cum leaking out of my ears!
i was able to muster up enough strength to tuck baby gherkins under my arm and crawl out the door.
leaving a trail of slime behind me like some slug from caligula!
that evening after the tryptophan finally wore off i called my sister bella and told her.
"those sick bastards need a payback!" she exclaimed!
bella said she knew a gang of hard core gay sadists with an addiction to viagra and crack (no pun intended)
she gave the gang called the "Monte CRISCO's" the Beguiles address and said that there were 3 men in the house who were powerbottoms and had a rape fantasy they wanted to become reality !
"they'll act surprised you broke into their house but no matter how much they scream or try to fight you off...it's just all part of their fantasy" bella lied to the Criscos!!
momma said she saw the Beguiles at the Priceless store over the weekend walking all bull legged and in pain.
"they had a cart load of PreperationH and Depends diapers" she said all puzzled.
"junior jr. started screaming and outright fainted in the vegatable oil section" momma exclaimed!
marvtha just played dumb....."maybe they ate some bad turkey" i replied!
well they may have forgot the dressing for thanksgiving dinner but they sure got......... STUFFED!!!!
i believe one of the Criscos was named Sage even......how appropo!!!!
next thanksgiving marvthas going to fuckin' Dennys!!!!
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