BULGES that do the "work"

[bulge]

You sound as though you are a bulge worshipper, one who bows (even kneels) before the crotch god.



which reminds me...

We were watching a talk show the other night on which homosexual Merv Griffin was a guest.

At one point the former talk show giant (ooooooooh ) told a story about how network suits of the 60s? 70s? placed a scarf in Miss Eva Gabor's busomy area just as she stepped out onto the set of his show.

But what was very revealing about the man was that when searching for the word, "cleavage", all he come up with was "crotch" (since he is a crotch-watcher of great reknown as we all know).

His host had to guide Merv upwards on (and to the female) anatomy as to find the right word.

Now, I know that females have a crotch, too. But well, "crotch" came too easily to Merv as he apparently doesn't "think" much about girl's boobies.

Very revealing indeed. I know the phenomenon. Lastly me myself, well I was actually talking about president bulge instead of president Bush

http://www.dslextreme.com/users/markpoyser/uggabugga/2003/bushjock.jpg

I am indeed a total bulge worshipper.

 

[bulge]

Just a device in case he pissed himself, I think.

 

[ALLANKREPINA39]

Well, it couldn't have been a spare brain, could it? Wait a minute! Spare implies something in addition to what he's already got; and we all know.....

 

[Bi Married Male]

of course, if you have the meat, a guy can make a bulge in anything.

a towel, for instance:




(hubba hubba) Mike Rowe of Discovery channel's "Dirty Jobs" making a simple terry cloth towel work for him.

More! More!

You are a man after my own heart and bulge....

 

[bulge]

It should be made compulsory for all huge bulge guys to wear a towel and only a towel, or maybe a Speedo.

 

[bulge]

of course, if you have the meat, a guy can make a bulge in anything.

a towel, for instance:




(hubba hubba) Mike Rowe of Discovery channel's "Dirty Jobs" making a simple terry cloth towel work for him.

I think I even see a bulge in the mud there.

 

[bulge]

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=2WYUT6bp00z

^ I nominate this to become the new uniform trouser for all construction workers
- and any job which involves the least bit of jostling about.



(see? wouldn't the world be better if I ran it?)




http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=1QbDMaecVib

^ how do men in remote military installations (and the like) entertain themselves? my, the things a talented man can do with just a simple pair of shorts (learn a lesson Ms Loretta Lynn - talking about your gran'pahh makin' puppets out of wood all the time )

Yes, of course

 

[jerryfo]

Anyone notice that when the weather turns cold that mens' bulges takes on a more rounded, fuller look?? That's because nature is taking care of the family jewels by pulling the nuts higher on the body to keep them warm and therefore help in the reproductive process. Conversely, in the summer the nutsac stretches lower to keep the nuts cooler. I noticed a friend today in his tight jeans and couldn't keep my eyes iff his bulge, What a full package.

 

[bulge]

You should see the crotch I am watching at present. Some package bulge!!!!!! Becoming crazy here. It 's a jeans crotch. Bulging and booming.

 

[bulge]

Trains? That's where I had my most thrilling bulge experience. I had a hard on because of the vibrations of the train against my perineum ( I usually have in trains). I started stroking my bulge as I thought no one was watching. A man came to help me stroke my bulge. He made me cum in my pants.

 

[hermanding]

a bulge certainly can get the fantasies and imagination sizzling
ding

 

[massage-bear]

If you enjoy bulges, you would probably appreciate seeing athletes with bulges in this Yahoo group: Sports_BONERS/. There area number of spin-off groups where photos are archived, and a dozen other spin-off groups with nothing but video files.

 

[bulge]

It's a Beautiful (BULGING) Life.

Best porn ever.

 

[SixPackInBoxers]

i've got to say.. i've got big balls and a pretty decent size dick. I can't help but bulge sometimes. It is almost alot of work to find a pair of pants that don't make me look like i'm trying to get guys to look. I like to dress modestly...

Big H, Have the same problem. Am well hung and well endowed. I find it very hard to find trousers or pants that do not show it for all to see. Guys and gals stare. Not a comfortable situation- and have always wished all of mine was smaller - actaully much smaller. Some guys do not know how lucky they are.

 

[bulge]

Got to agree bulge. Nothing like a big softie packed to the front.....

Yes, I always wonder what the guy actually feels having his jewels lightly suspended in the fabric between heaven and earth. When I actually become aware of it, it can give me an instant orgasm. I wonder how others feel about it.

 

[bulge]

when the bulge may just work against a guy!


a thought just occurred to me!


when a boxer has to weigh in, isn't it a little unfair that someone on the edge of the weight limit just might have to lose a pound but really only due to the fact that he's better hung than his rivals?

http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0705&f=weighin1.jpg

The limit could be 155-pounds but the one with the big'n'heavy genitals might have to do 500 crunches to sweat out some body fat in order to not weigh 152-pounds.

http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0705&f=weighin.jpg


But the extra weight, if truth be told, is "only" penis'n'scrotum!

It just seems unfair since his genitals won't be doing any of the fighting.

Is it a PLOT to penalize the well-hung fighter?

http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0705&f=weighin3.jpg

Well men must learn to honour and venere the bulge of their brother, man. That's the problem here.

 

[IamMattyBratty]

i love big dicks so much...thanks guys

 

[brentinsc]

whach as this high college wrestler adjust his hard on during a match http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujaxlyFFUE

 

[brentinsc]

oops i meant college but its really high scool

 

[bulge]

you don't always need to wag it in someone's face.

sometimes a good-looking, solid bulge is all ya need (to take you far in this world, young man).



ohkaaayyy. or use this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBiTVMLa82c

My father some 20 years ago.