Can anyone describe accurately what pussy tastes/smells like?

[SuperQueer]

That's been my experience, except I'd add it's a tiny bit sweet, too. Part of the fun of going down on a woman is how she reacts when you're tonguing her. The more you work, the more she responds, the wetter she gets, and she completely opens up like a flower. Doing this simultaneously with another man is incredibly hot, particularly if you're boning him while you're both tonguing her.

That does sound incredibly hot.

 

[pwrbarboy]

That does sound incredibly hot.

It is. Unfortunately, it's not easy finding a submissive bisexual man with a tolerant wife/girlfriend.

 

[Alpha1851]

I think men are more beautiful because a good looking man can get out of bed and look gorgeous while a woman has to put make up on to look gorgeous.

I think that's just narcissim at its finest. You're a man and therefore, you believe men just look better. I happen to agree, just reversed. I'm a woman and I think women look better. Either that or you've been in love w/ a man and not a woman. I hear love makes you blind to scragly hair, stubble, morning breath, eye buggers, and the like. Cause let me tell ya, Jason looks like death when he awakens. Meanwhile, my curls are all in place.

In nature the male animal is usually more adorned and better looking.

You've left out a key part here. Why do the male animals looks so pretty? B/c they have to in order to attract the ladies. Pure and simple. They can't get a mate w/o those lovely red behinds, or that beautiful, colorful plumage. W/o the added "makeup" those males would have blue balls for days.

And Seeta, I'm 29 and I can tell you that my vagina has yet to have one of those lovely adventures that you've written about. I'm not sure if my vagina is an under achiever or if I just need to strive harder to make it do something, does it need a pep talk, cuter underwear, or what. I think most chic's vaginas don't do much of anything. And again, many women get rid of their cycle (as you guys put it) so that's another trick that the vagina just aint up for.

Since we're having a frank discussion, can I ask some questions too? I'm dying to know why some guys crotch areas smell like urine. Do you guys not wipe those things off after using the restroom? Are you just shaking them dry or something? What's up w/ that, how does it happen? And do gay guys not mind the smell? Is it erotic to you or something? I ask b/c some gay men act like the vagina reeks, but the penis smells like roses. Same w/ the asshole.e Oh, and does cum smell differently from man to man? I know it tastes differently, but I've just recently thought about the smell. I'm in a relationship, so I can't run around testing this out. I've asked Jas, but he always thinks I'm referring to his dick.

I hope these are okay to ask in your thread lurchinurchin. I wasn't sure if I should stick w/ your thread since it's a discussion of body parts, or create my own.

 

[Rex]

I think men are more beautiful because a good looking man can get out of bed and look gorgeous while a woman has to put make up on to look gorgeous. In nature the male animal is usually more adorned and better looking.

Meh... not all girls need to be caked up with makeup to look beautiful. I think both the male and female body is a work of art.

That's been my experience, except I'd add it's a tiny bit sweet, too. Part of the fun of going down on a woman is how she reacts when you're tonguing her. The more you work, the more she responds, the wetter she gets, and she completely opens up like a flower. Doing this simultaneously with another man is incredibly hot, particularly if you're boning him while you're both tonguing her.

Sounds hot.

I think that's just narcissim at its finest. You're a man and therefore, you believe men just look better. I happen to agree, just reversed. I'm a woman and I think women look better. Either that or you've been in love w/ a man and not a woman. I hear love makes you blind to scragly hair, stubble, morning breath, eye buggers, and the like. Cause let me tell ya, Jason looks like death when he awakens. Meanwhile, my curls are all in place.



You've left out a key part here. Why do the male animals looks so pretty? B/c they have to in order to attract the ladies. Pure and simple. They can't get a mate w/o those lovely red behinds, or that beautiful, colorful plumage. W/o the added "makeup" those males would have blue balls for days.

And Seeta, I'm 29 and I can tell you that my vagina has yet to have one of those lovely adventures that you've written about. I'm not sure if my vagina is an under achiever or if I just need to strive harder to make it do something, does it need a pep talk, cuter underwear, or what. I think most chic's vaginas don't do much of anything. And again, many women get rid of their cycle (as you guys put it) so that's another trick that the vagina just aint up for.

Since we're having a frank discussion, can I ask some questions too? I'm dying to know why some guys crotch areas smell like urine. Do you guys not wipe those things off after using the restroom? Are you just shaking them dry or something? What's up w/ that, how does it happen? And do gay guys not mind the smell? Is it erotic to you or something? I ask b/c some gay men act like the vagina reeks, but the penis smells like roses. Same w/ the asshole.e Oh, and does cum smell differently from man to man? I know it tastes differently, but I've just recently thought about the smell. I'm in a relationship, so I can't run around testing this out. I've asked Jas, but he always thinks I'm referring to his dick.

I hope these are okay to ask in your thread lurchinurchin. I wasn't sure if I should stick w/ your thread since it's a discussion of body parts, or create my own.

He he he he. Suck on that one boys.

To answer your question, yeah a lot of guys don't wipe their dicks. They just give it a shake and often times don't care if their dick smells like funk. Some gay guys love the smell of musky dick and even unclean dick, which is disgusting in my opinion but one guy requested that I don't clean or shower and then suck me off. I didn't go through with it because it just sounded nasty.

 

[pwrbarboy]

Do you guys not wipe those things off after using the restroom? Are you just shaking them dry or something?

I was always taught after all the piss has drained out: squeeze, shake, and repeat two more times. It's a rule I've always followed. When I see guys at a urinal just piss and bolt, I assume they're not getting head. But when you see a guy very deliberately squeeze and shake repeatedly when he's finished, taking a good careful while, he's doing it for a good reason. Also, when you fly commando, it forces you to fully drain the lizard to avoid embarrassing wet spots in your jeans/pants.

 

[cityboi]

I can't imagine ever going there. Nothing about it appeals to me. A man's body and cock are nature's perfection!

 

[Alpha1851]

Uggg, I can't even imagine. I have no desire to find out.

When I hear the word pussy or vagina, for some reason I think of a tuna fish sandwich slathered in mayonnaise ... *dry heave*

And when I hear the term "fish taco" I immediately think of a pussy, which then makes me again think of a tuna fish sandwich *dry heave*

And yet, you'll rim an asshole. People shit out of that thing. What's that orifice smell like to ya? No dry heaves there though.

S'okay, I think rimming is hot too. It's amazing how lust changes your opinion.

 

[jamie_01930]

I used to be married for many,many years and the wife really enjoyed me eating her. Of course I was always thinking I was doing a guy

it has a taste of its own. a sex smell not too hard to get into it

 

[Corny]

Since we're having a frank discussion, can I ask some questions too? I'm dying to know why some guys crotch areas smell like urine. Do you guys not wipe those things off after using the restroom? Are you just shaking them dry or something? What's up w/ that, how does it happen?

That one is easy. The cut guys seem to think that since they have their little hoodie snapped off, everything is SO much easier now and they never ever need to clean their dick again.



If I just managed to turn a pussy thread in an cut vs uncut thread, I will give myself a medal!

 

[Triple G]

Wash it in whiskey,
Wash it in soda,
Your can't get rid of the fishy odor!

 

[geloge]

I'm kinda curious but not enough to actually get close to one of course. Anyone here have some "insider" information about the thing called a pussy/vagina/snatch and what it tastes or smells like as you dive into it. Is it kinda creepy or fabulous?

ask him

 

[hotdog1846]

Since we're having a frank discussion, can I ask some questions too? I'm dying to know why some guys crotch areas smell like urine. Do you guys not wipe those things off after using the restroom? Are you just shaking them dry or something? What's up w/ that, how does it happen?

The first time I ever considered the question was 20-some years ago in college, when a female friend of mine asked if I wiped after peeing. I said "what's there to wipe? It would be like wiping the end of a straw after all the Coke has been sucked out of it".

Wiping my pee-pee after a pee had never occurred to me before.

So, no, I don't wipe after peeing. There might be a bit of a need, I suppose, because (with me, anyway) there can be a tiny bit of pee, really just a miniscule droplet, that seeps out several minutes after. If I were to hang out at the urinal waiting for that, I'd probably be arrested. I'll just wear nice absorbent Jockeys instead.

 

[hotdog1846]

LOL...ok...I guess...btw I have decided to get some fish for dinner tonite

Yeah, thanks for the appetizer ... I started thawing salmon for dinner several hours ago.

 

[Dduder]

Women are beautiful and the best looking gender by default

Now that's a strange statement coming from a gay guy. So you are gay and yet you are attracted to the gender you find uglier So basically you are gay for emotional reasons rather than physical ones. Maybe you are physically more attracted to women, but you have passive emotional needs that women can't fullfil, and that can only be fullfilled by the butchness of a man?

 

[Alpha1851]

I'm so curious about what you two look like it's not even funny.

Haven't you seen our pics in the amateur section?



Seriously, when I ask Jas about the male body he either automatically assumes that I'm screwing around, or he assumes that I have a problem w/ his body. It's really silly. Besides that's what my JUB brothers are for.

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

don't know. Maybe like chicken?

piggy - did u hit your head ice skating again?

i most certainly can describe accurately - and its not chicken !! def not. I like chicken..

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

cuz i'm married to one AND I have a cat !! so.......im just saying !!!

YEAH I PASSED 1000 POSTS !!!!!

 

[Alpha1851]

cuz i'm married to one AND I have a cat !! so.......im just saying !!!

YEAH I PASSED 1000 POSTS !!!!!

1) Stop pretending to be straight, get a divorce, and run off w/ the sexy gardener; 2) stop licking your cat, they make kitty shampoo for that; and, 3) congrats on 1,000 + posts!

 

[gmoney]

Seriously, when I ask Jas about the male body he either automatically assumes that I'm screwing around, or he assumes that I have a problem w/ his body. It's really silly. Besides that's what my JUB brothers are for.

Well...we certainly ask you (and other female Jubbers) enough questions concerning the female body and other viewpoints. It's only fair we try and answer your questions.

Btw, for the OP, you've gotten plenty of answers and opinions.

The best overall answer is, it smells 'musky' unless the woman is not 'taking care' of necessary things.

 

[Ram]

And Seeta, I'm 29 and I can tell you that my vagina has yet to have one of those lovely adventures that you've written about. I'm not sure if my vagina is an under achiever or if I just need to strive harder to make it do something, does it need a pep talk, cuter underwear, or what. I think most chic's vaginas don't do much of anything. And again, many women get rid of their cycle (as you guys put it) so that's another trick that the vagina just aint up for.

Sheesh, who stank your vagina up?

Well he asked for an accurate description and I provided him with one from a health webpage written by a woman.

Basically what I'm trying to say in my post -- and I expected this kinda of gross misinterpretation from a lawyer -- is that if you have got some kind of smell from your vagina and you notice that there's a slight color change to your vaginal fluid, chances are there might be a bacterial infection. Best to check it out. Most of the time, the vagina is near to odorless.

But then again, I'm a man and I don't have vagina so I shouldn't say anything.