Can anyone inaccurately describe what cum tastes like?

[LilBit]

I hear it tastes like peanut butter.

 

[Telstra]

it tastes yukky, strong after taste. I think it was the thick cum ... yukkk.


the thin cum may taste differently i think.

 

[LilBit]

Oh, Telly. I knew I could count on you to derail the thread.

 

[Telstra]

Oh, Telly. I knew I could count on you to derail the thread.

ok it tastes like milk and honey.

 

[Alpha1851]

^ actually, it tastes like chicken nuggets.

Well chicken nuggets are chicken. Aren't they?

 

[LilBit]

Guess.

You slurp it up with a twisty straw!

 

[Alpha1851]

Not if they're from McDonald's.

Does Alpha spit or swallow?

I've always swallowed. It's easier to let it go down your throat. Very unladylike I'm sure. I would never admit that in public.

How bout you Pig?

Now hold on, don't tell me I'm eating non chicken, chicken nuggets.

 

[Telstra]

Not if they're from McDonald's.

Does Alpha spit or swallow?

she is a lady, i think her answer is no comment.
How about you, spit or swallow?



i will spit.

 

[Alpha1851]

You slurp it up with a twisty straw!

They make edible cereal straws now. You can have some cereal to go w/ your milk.

*get it. cum=milk. ha ha*

 

[LilBit]

Depends on my mood and/or how horny I am.


What about LilBit?

Li'l Bit only eats fake chicken nuggets. With lots of ketchup.

 

[Alpha1851]

Spit or swallow?

I heard he swallows.

 

[LilBit]

Spit or swallow?

Or do you use a straw?

If I overcook them, I spit them out. Otherwise, I swallow.

I wanna see Transpogue's ta-ta's!

I do too!

 

[Alpha1851]

Can you image a bowl of cereal filled with cum instead of milk?

No. Well.... No.

I have a friend who believes cum tastes like bleach w/ certain guys. That brought up the question: when in the hell has she ever tasted bleach. And lived to tell the tale at that.

 

[LilBit]

From David Mamet's Sexual Perversity in Chicago: "It smells like Clorox, but it tastes like heaven."

 

[Alpha1851]

I would imagine she goes by the smell.

You know how something smells so strong you can taste it?

I guess. She's our little drama queen.

So, Effortless_Pro we're playing a little get to know you game through sexual preferences. Do you spit or swallow?

 

[Alpha1851]

Well, it sometimes SMELLS like bleach... I don't think it would ever TASTE like it.

I don't think it's possible to taste bleach w/o burning your tongue off. She said it so seriously though. Like she'd just done a taste test or something. You know, blindfolded w/ bleach in one cup and cum in the other. That's our Bree.

 

[LilBit]

I hear it tastes like peanut butter.

I should probably specify, just for the record, that it tastes like chunky peanut butter.

 

[Alpha1851]

A blueberry milkshake form Dairy Queen.

Wow, you guys have Dairy Queen in Canada. I thought DQ was a southern chain.

 

[Alpha1851]

Well, Alpha, lots of people have tasted chlorinated water from the swimming pool, which smells like bleach (so presumably tastes like bleach?).
You don't necessarily have to drink full-proof bleach to say you have tasted bleach, do you? (Or alcohol, for that matter ...)

Leave it to you guys to over think it. I guess you do have a point though.

So, are you going to join in--do you spit or swallow?

Yeah, I don't think cum tastes like pool water either. I like the smell of chlorine. Reminds me of summer.

 

[Alpha1851]

A gentleman never kisses and tells.

So wise.