Can Chav's Find Love?

[quasar]

Excuse me, but before I can answer the question of the thread title, WTF 'is' a Chav?

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[kornpone]

As defined in the Urban Dictionary:

Chavs are retards who think that they're rebels and also think that their local McDonalds is a 5-star restraunt.

Male chavs wear clothes and jewellry which come from a market, they have a attitude problem and smoke since the age of 11.

Female chavs wear tight trousers and when they sit down they're thongs show, have fake blonde hair as straight as an ironing board or they have the "croydon face-lift", they lost their virginity at the age of 14, they have a attitide problem and they have really really bad teeth.

Chavs also use stupid words such as "safe" or "mint" or "y'wot?" or "quali'ee" or my favourite "innit" what are they trying to say?, it's like trying to communicate with a dog.

you usually find them in your local bus stop or your local town.



A chav consists of a simple sum:~\
hair scraped back, + tight trousers/dangerously short skirt/tracksuit + tight top, (if girl showing alot of clevage) + attitude problem + big gold earings/necklaces and rings (covering every finger so its almost impossible to pick anything up)= female chav

short blond or bleached blond spiky hair + attitude problem + limited voacb consisting of: 'safe', 'innit', 'ya startin?' and 'mint' + one ear pierced with a earing rather than a stud + a few gold rings + socks pulled over their trousers, of their trousers roled up (anything to be noticed) = male chav

Any other group of individuals is advised to stick in bigs numbers, as there is the 4 on 1 rule. a chav will not start unless there is four of them to anyone they're fighting. Just shows how pathetic they are.



They are the scum of the earth...need i say more????

Filth hanging outside McDonalds in large groups attempting to look remotely intimidating.

 

[Rali_hates_Mondays]

Well this thread has got me thinking. Last week I went to the youth group meeting, expecting to see the same people. But then this guy, wearing adidas trousers, clean white trainers, a sleeveless shirt and a baseball cap, suddenly caught my eye. He spoke with a really rough, grinding accent in a deep booming voice and I was struck by how different he was to your typical gay boy. His behaviour was like that of a chav as he shamelessly took a leak in an alley, after coming out of the centre! He kind of looks like Adam Sandler, I think.

It's surprised me that I'm attracted to him. I thought I would normally go for more sophisticated, posh guys cos... well I'm one of those public school boys, whom every chav probably hates! I don't know at all if he's attracted to me at all. It's most likely that he's not.

 

[quasar]

As I 've said elsewhere, the groups of chavs are the only thing that makes shopping on a Saturday bearable - lots of eye candy to distract from the awful chore of mingling with the commoners!