Can Chav's Find Love?

[Inwood]

@ Inwood: ctually vodka is my choice of drink though Stella IS my fave lager (lol, I'm too chavy right now X_X)

OOH an upscale chav!

As long as its not cheap wine from Tescos.....

 

[Nonimus]

Yo! Chav-boy!

The Adidas don't do a thing for me.
I don't really care about fashion, so wear whatever you want.
But everything else sounds pretty damn good...

Love & kisses,
A Horny Oldie...

Outside now you filthy Chav wanna be!

 

[aj82]

As long as they film it for me, sure.

More seriously, NameTaken, you seem really hot, I hope you find something/one good for yourself

Also, mmm, Adidas.

Sorry.

 

[Nonimus]

Lol, it's the best cause you can do anythihg and then not rmemebr/ feel bad. hiope your the smae type Nonimus... we should deffo schill sometimes if yout in London or Oxfod you seem liek the man!

OMG! MARVTHA IS THAT YOU???

I don't wanna be grumspigotting urs 'ganderwalla' if you's gonnas scat yourselves at the lastpm'd hour!!!!

 

[sixthson]

Let's hope not, they might breed.

 

[NameTaken]

Lol, I'd kill myself if I was marvtha (no offense (if that's possible with this post, lol)). And how can adidas NOT be hot?

 

[NameTaken]

Rofl! @ rickm's newest post. And eeew @ teso wine. I just buy ANY vodka... wine = nasty, and ber = not enough fuckedupness, lol.

 

[Nonimus]

Lol, I'd kill myself if I was marvtha (no offense (if that's possible with this post, lol)). And how can adidas NOT be hot?

Sorry Hun, i just saw a face outside my window last night...never mind!

ADIDAS is ALWAYS hot!

Ask A4B!!!

 

[Inwood]

Oooh! A US Chav queen who knows what Tesco is?

Someone's who's been further than his own back garden gate love - why? you never been?

 

[NameTaken]

Soooooooo ture about Adidas. I have a bunch of Nike and Adidas black sports shorts... SOoooo hot. And OMG, if I eversaw Warren wearing htem I think me= instant orgasm, lol.

 

[Nonimus]

Someone's who's been further than his own back garden gate love - why? you never been?

Poor fucker....maybe olde Worzel the Scarecrow can pointes him to a life beyondes his little wormhole.....

 

[Nonimus]

I suppose it largely depends on whether the Chav in question wants to find love, or what you will ... to borrow a fictional person's words.

And anyway, there are all sorts of people more or less asking the same question all the time. Some of them are Chavs; some not. Some of them post their troubles here; some don't. Perhaps instead of waiting to be found, one could do a little seeking, instead.

That seems gentle enough, at first glance. I'm usually fairly gentle, although I do have my quirks and kinks (your Adidas might come in handy for one of them). And I'm always a gentile ... I suppose an alas! might be called for over that, depending on your point of view regarding mixed marriages, that is.

As much as we'd like to stand around your grand piano and discuss the meaning of life Goula - we are Chav - resistance is futile - fuck me i'd sooner read a 10 paragraph 'contribution' by D.S. Writer - at least he includes pictures in his posts.

Did i mention 'YEEEAAAAWWWNNNNN'???

Nope - well i meant it!

Sincerely,

you'rs - surrounded by classical music and statues whilst playing G-Minor with his own cock in his Adidas trakkies,

Nonimus

 

[Andreus]

oh my

 

[quasar]

...Yes sure you can find love - is inter-chavving legal?

I thought it was compulsory!

 

[chris0626]

Excuse me, but before I can answer the question of the thread title, WTF 'is' a Chav?

 

[RationalLunacy]

You bubble-headed booby! You realize what you've done? Now come along with me, you ludicrous lump, there's much to be done. Oh, the pain, the pain. Never fear, Smith is here. Silence, you ninny.

 

[sparky95]

A Chav CAN find love! But only in the back seat of the Escort XR3 he has just stolen....

 

[blackbeltninja]

^^Wow.

Until NT's comment about the Stellas and the black 'das shorts, I'd never have pegged him as a chav... No offence to our esteemed Chav Emperor Nonimus, of course, but NT always seemed so much... umm... how do I put this politely? so much less trashy and blinged up and still in school and not giving tips about nicking stuff from Woolworths...

My apologies to all concerned for the gross over-estimations!

-d-
PS: Can chavs find love? Perhaps you two should try one of those blood pacts where you say if we haven't found it in 5 years' time, we settle together. It works in American fiction, at any rate...

 

[dynk]

You can Non, but only if you look for it in Massachusetts.

 

[chris0626]

A chav is a slang British term for what we call a "hood" or "hoodlum".

Ahhh! Gotcha!

Well in that case... I'm gonna have to side with sparky95 on this one