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Can Detergent Be Boring?

Ryuukie

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So, I was just in the super market. I overheard a woman tell her husband, "Honey, I'm just so bored of my detergent. But I've tried so many others I don't know what to do."

Her husband proceeded to make lame suggestions. I, happily, moved out of hearing range. My question to you is this:

Is it possible to become bored with your detergent? Mind you, we're not talking about bath soap. I could see trying a new bath soap if you think it's going to make your skin feel, look and smell better. But detergent? I've used Tide for as long as I can remember. It gets my clothes clean. What else can it possibly do to ever excite me? Is there something wrong with a person who becomes bored with detergent?
 
No detergent is not boring!
The expression is meaningless.
But people who spend a lot of time talking about detergent,
now they are boring.
Shep+
 
I know what she means... I change my detergent from time to time just to experiment with what's available on the market...

Different detergents smell differently when they're working in the wash, and leave different scents on clothes and bedsheets.. I tried Gain for awhile. I liked the way my clothes smelled when I took them out of the drier. But I had used Tide for so many years, I just felt more comfortable with it, so I went back to Tide...

I also switch dryer sheets from time to time.. Right now, I'm using Downey sheets scented with lavender... The sheets and pillowcases smell SO good at night at the end of a long day...

I think it's obvious that the guy never washed the clothes in the family... It sounds to me like the wife was feeling bored with more than just the family wash...
 
I know I want my detergent to be able to show me a good time. You know, a night on the town, doin some swingin'. Oh yeah.
 
Here's a brand of detergent that promises never to be boring:

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Try posting that question in this forum - you'll have to join first. Be forewarned, they can be brutal in the laundry forum, and you'd better make sure your question has not been asked previously!

But to answer your question, yes! Detergent can definitely get boring - mainly because of fragrance, as stated above. I change detergents for this reason, and I sometimes use Borax - or not - for variety of fragrance. I also hang my laundry on a clothes line in my back yard. I have designed and made special gladiator skirts to wear while I'm hanging laundry to help with the boredom.
 
"Honey, I'm just so bored of my detergent. But I've tried so many others I don't know what to do."

If someone said ^that^ to me, I probably hit the floor laughing.

But, in a way I understand what she means.

I suppose I'd respond, "Well, cupcake, we're standing here in an aisle filled with 1,400 different kinds of laundry soap...Why don't you scoot your Valium-addled ass over to the shelf and pick yourself out a new brand, sweetness ?" "I'll be in the car with a rubber hose running from the exhaust into the drivers window..."
 
Sounds to me like the lady in the supermarket either watches too many soap operas or has WAY too much time on her hands.

I've used Tide forever and it never fails. Doing laundry is the ultimate bore anyway, never mind getting caught up in detergents.
 
I guess anything CAN be boring to someone.
Conversely anything CAN be exiting to someone.

Come talk to me about price point, then we'll go somewhere; conversationally that is.
 
"Well, honey, what do you say we just stop washing our clothes for a month and see what happens?"

Lex
 
Discovering new Tide with Jasmine and Lilac has filled my world with new meaning.....
 
I'm confused - was this in America? I guess it's a question of language...

Do people really say they're 'bored of' something. We, English speakers, say 'bored with' and I guess from your commentary that you (Americans) do too - are both usages common there?

To me detergent is the liquid you use for the washing up - the other stuff we always call soap powder or washing powder.

Anyway... about twenty years ago I had a few days holiday in Amsterdam and encountered for the first time apple-scented detergent. It wasn't available in the UK and I bought three bottles to take home with me - I was that mad about it - and made them last as long as I could.

Fast forward to 2004ish and apple-scented detergent became available in NZ - well it always takes us some time to catch up with international trends - I was ecstatic, but after about a year I became 'bored of' it. Often when something is readily available it no longer seems exotic and loses its cachet...like sex.
 
Imagine with horror..

- Being straight and having a wife who's life could be made more exciting by using a laundry soap.

- Being a straight woman who's life was so without meaning that a "change" meant finding a few scent of soap.

- Being straight.

be glad you're gay, people.. we have.. more interesting things to bore us.
 
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