Can February march?

[Corny]

Nope.

But April may.

 

[andysayshi]

I saw a Jew in July.

He was very august.

 

[FPNY]

A New Jersey.......

 

[anchihiro]

Boo, rubbish.

 

[frankfrank]

Nope.

But April may.

Cool...

I remember thinking that one up about 38 or 40 years ago when I was inside a gay steambath in Michigan, LOL.

But June, don't July to me!!!!!!!

 

[Beachguyj]

7 ate 9

 

[palbert]

Go home. Stop it right now.

MOVED, infraction against Corny. Should be in FUN, GAMES, not Hot Topics.

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Go to your corner, strip naked and wait for me... corny indeed.

 

[palbert]

Got carried away seeking infraction points.

 

[Wilde Oscar]

You guys are punny. I laughed.

I submitted ten puns to a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

 

[FPNY]

You guys are punny. I laughed.

I submitted ten puns to a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

insert thingie with the rolling eye......

 

[JayHawk]

You guys are punny. I laughed.

I submitted ten puns to a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

 

[looseliam]

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Jamal." The other goes to a family in Spain they name him Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Jamal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."

 

[palbert]

STOP! RIGHT NOW

 

[rareboy]

May June???

 

[frankfrank]

What-s the square root of 69?

8 something.

 

[Corny]

But can a match box?





















No, but a tin can.



*runs*

 

[frankfrank]

OLD JOKE: I know that Natalie Wood, but would Dan Rather?

 

[Wilde Oscar]

Corny, tell us a German pun please!

Your crazy language must be full of them.

 

[Corny]

Traf der Thunfisch den Walfisch, da fragt der Thunfisch den Walfisch: "Was willst du tun, Fisch?" Antwortet der Walfisch dem Thunfisch: "Du hast die Wahl, Fisch."