Can I be a model? [aka collection of makriley wants to be rated threads]

[Telstra]

Re: Do you think I have nice legs?

yes you do have nice long legs.

 

[Blueboy369]

Re: Applied to model at Abercrombie & Fitch

Oh Lord! Look at the state of her!

 

[hothunk222]

Re: Do you think I have nice legs?

Kinda thin. I was expecting some muscular legs. I love muscular legs.

 

[Paws]

Re: Applied to model at Abercrombie & Fitch

I doubt that these are his (her?) own pics.

 

[X-cell]

Re: Applied to model at Abercrombie & Fitch

I doubt that these are his (her?) own pics.

Sadly, I think they are.

Why would you steal pics like that?

 

[neruda]

Re: Applied to model at Abercrombie & Fitch

Well must admire your guts, hon.
Got to say that.

 

[rareboy]

Originally Posted by markriley

Thinking of walking into Ford Models and letting them give me a contract

Actually, I have a cousin that runs a large Ford dealership and I've forwarded your pictures along.

 

[rareboy]

By the way, this thread certainly is an antidote to the perpetual fawning that we're used to seeing in this forum.

 

[eddie4392000]

you have to be kidding right? , you just saying this as a big joke right huney ?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Re: Thinking of becoming an escort

Or should I charge more?

You really should take to the stage. So far you've been very entertaining.

 

[Spiff]

Re: Applied to model at Abercrombie & Fitch

Well, I've clearly been shopping in the wrong stores.

Obviously. . .

 

[Richardodessa]

That one beach picture is of the Nude Beach at Hanlon's Point in Toronto.

 

[KingLucy]

Wait wait I wanna troll too! D: Be nice guys it's my big two one bday could I be a goth model judging on my icon only? *bats eyes* Cause ya know I totally kill the b/w lmao.

 

[KingOfPain]

BWAHAHAHA! This thread is a riot! Just what I've been looking for, some entertainment to brighten up my day! Seriously dude, you should be a comedian, if douchebags like Russell Simmons and Carlos Mencia are making money off being UNfunny, you could totally be rich in seconds.

I only read page 6 of your thread and it has me in tears, I can't wait to read the rest though! Keep it up!

 

[Boyz615]

I'm thinking you want some attention. Sometime being honest is good for some of these people. I think you look like Howard Stern, there are alot of preference for people out there. But for me, I wouldn't pay a dime .Maybe if you drug me and get me drunk then anything possible..

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Re: I want to be a porn star

Try contacting Jake Cruise.

Hardly. We don't hire aliens.

 

[Telstra]

this thread is sort of funny and make me laugh.

Yeah you are a top model or porn star !!!!

 

[Jory]

Re: Do you think I have nice legs?

That hit is trying to slap you back to reality.

I was going to post something snarky but I won't

 

[celtboy]

LOL @ Jasun!

Can I model?

oh dear