Can two men go to the toilet together?

[Paws]

I was asked to go to the toilet in the last few minutes. I'm kinda hesitant about going to the toilet with this guy, because of what it may look like. I know girls can, but I don't feel like this. Since I'm in the closet things like this get to me. What do you all think?

 

[G-Lexington]

You'll be fine as long as you remember these simple rules.

1. No holding hands and skipping to the bathroom.
2. One per stall, please.
3. If you're at the urinals, only shake your own.
4. Don't comment on the scent of the hand soap.
5. When the air hand drier turns on, don't let out a squeal of delight.

Have fun!

Lex

 

[rareboy]

You're kidding.

 

[sixthson]

Only if it's a first date and you are at a movie theater.

 

[josher]

Just don't talk about romantic comedies or musicals while you're there.

 

[Pringle]

OMG - No never !!!!!!

I am gay and my friends know I am gay but THAT is not the issue.

"Man rules" state that one shall NEVER intentially follow a friend in to the toilet.

If you need to go at the same time then you must decide (without actually talking about it) who goes first and then do a little tag team change over once one has finished.

In polite society these are the rules - and if you do bump in to friend in the toilet by accident then you may only communicate with that person while you are performing the same action. Ie both are peeing = you may say hi, but if one is washing their hands and the other is peeing = absolutely no communication.

I might be gay - but I am male and this is the code we all agree to live by - no exceptions. Women have a different code of conduct, which us men are not meant to know or understand.

Will someone please find the youtube clip of toilet etiquette - which demonstrates how important these rules are and how serious the consequences are of not following them are.

It really is end of the world stuff if you screw it up.

 

[LarsVenice]

If you are in the Minneapolis airport, it is okay.

 

[Danugh]

LOL when i was at camp my friend (straight) would sometimes ask me to take a crap with him.

He would be in one stall and i the one beside it and we would chat till the jobs done LOL

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>if you do bump in to friend in the toilet by accident then you may only communicate with that person while you are performing the same action.

Not entirely true, Pring. You can communicate - just not verbally. So if you see your friend in the bathroom, the best way to recognize him isn't by yelling "FRED! Long time no see!" or by waving hyperactively. Instead, raise your eyebrows, and vaguely point your chin in his direction. This is man sign language for "I recognize you as an equal, without relinquishing my spot on the male social ladder."

You may actually speak in the restroom to another person. But you must speak either rather quietly, or in an uncomfortably loud "no-I'm-not-embarrassed-at-all" voice. Speak only in declarative sentences - no questions unless they are clearly rhetorical. And everything you speak must contain one of the following statements as subtext:

1. I am heterosexual.
2. I am virile/I have a very large penis.
3. I am drunk.

Here's a hypothetical question that, if spoken loudly in a men's bathroom, will accomplish each of these.

1. "Wow - you see those fucking tits on that waitress?!"
2. "Jesus - do they have to keep the water so friggin' cold in these urinals?"
3. "Ish thish a fuggin' party or what!?"

Lex

 

[star-warrior]

Never shake hands if you meet a person in a toilet you know.


You don't know if they've washed it or not.

 

[dw8038r2]

I've always been under the impression that, if both of you have to urinate really, really bad, politeness flies out the window and you can both use the same toilet or urinal (if the others are occupied) at the same time, no problem. This is not, however, true if you both have to defecate really, really bad--you may not use the same toilet at the same time.

 

[unclaimedblessing]

There have been occasions when male friends (gay and straight), particularly on a beer guzzling night, have had to rush to the Bathroom to pee. We have even had to share peeing in the same commode (up to 3 of us).
However, most us enjoy some privacy while pooping. Selfish?, possibly, but I always want privacy then.

 

[tonysw]

Can some of u guys arrange for the Medal of Honor for Lex as he has cheered me up and put me in a great frame of mind for the day.

 

[Golliwog]

How utterly ridiculous!

Rules for Men: Restroom etiquette:
Sure to be a best seller.

 

[texpatriot]

I was asked to go to the toilet in the last few minutes. I'm kinda hesitant about going to the toilet with this guy, because of what it may look like. I know girls can, but I don't feel like this. Since I'm in the closet things like this get to me. What do you all think?

Did he ask you to go with him to "powder your nose?"

I'm strongly against using drugs while on the job!

In the meantime, I'd email this youtube to your coworker, just in case:

 

[Shepherd 2]

Can you? I do not know. Can you?
What does this mean, two of you sitting on one seat
and crapping at the same time? Each one holding the
other's cock while urinating? Each of you taking each
others zippers down? Can you? Does it mean each of you
wiping each other's fecal matter from behind? Both of you
masturbating together? Can you?

I really do not know what you can do, but surely you
may do it, especially if you post the videos here.
Shep+

 

[cocktales]

Oh man, I just had a flash-back to my under-graduate college days! lol

I have NOT thought of this, NO I guess I've NEVER really thought about this until right this very moment!

When I was in college, some real good friends of mine would come over to the apartment I shared with another friend of the group of say about 6 people, consisiting of both men and women friends..........but, they would come over and we would go buy beer, liquor, or just daquari stuff and eventually we would ALL get sopping drunk; well, my best friend and I would ALWAYS go to the toliet together and piss in the same toliet together and just put our arms together and just let our piss-hard cocks pee into the commode and we would hold one-another up so that we did NOT fall into the commode, etc....

NO, I never had sex with my best friend and NO, he and I never discussed my/our sexuality and my friends NEVER knew that I was in the closet...........W-A-Y in the closet and NOT to come out until years later!

Man, I just canNOT believe that I have NOT remembered that lusty scene after all these years!

GEE; but I am just totally wiped out with this sudden revelation!

MAN!

 

[blackbeltninja]

No, two guys should never go to the toilet together. It's part of the guy code, as explained by Pringles above.

This is non-negotiable, far as I remember.

-d-

 

[wanderer]

iv gone to the bathroom with my straight friends (who think im 100% straight) and we continued talking. no problems

heres a great example, a group of us were all at the beach, and one guy said he had to go to the bathroom, and i did too, so i said i would go along, since it was a bit of a walk. we got there, and....you know that bathrooms at the beach...well, the stalls only go up to the waist, so he went to one stall, and i went to the one right after the next one, and we could both totally see eachother from the waste up while we peed, and we continued talking the whole time while we glanced at each other and talked. nothing wrong.

iv had other situations too. i think it just has to do with the friends, and if the are the only ones in there. if there were a bunch of other guys in there im sure i would have been quiet.

 

[kevbo]

who cares if two men go to the bathroom together?

I wouldn't do it, I think it's awkward

but I don't give a rat's if other people do it