can we talk about eyebrows?

[fabulouslyghetto]

Firstly these bitches are walking around looking like emoji's and it has my emotions all over the place

now niggas are doin it too, men [quietly as its kept] are in the eyebrow game, and generally having more and more done when they go to the salon, first it was a shave and haircut, now they're coloring in hairlines with sharpie and worst of all men are having their eyebrows arched no this isn't a leaked plot from the next m knight shyamalan movie this is real life girls-- the human body is beautiful the way Beyonce designed it, she gave us the blueprint all yall had to do was color in the lines

if you're gonna do it do it right, right? I have half a mind to rent a Pimp My Eyebrows truck and just tour the US healing these snatched eyebrows one square-root-of-fucked-up brow at a time

to each his own or whatever but between the filters, makeup and omega-level grooming people are starting to resemble cartoon characters, how do bitches like me that keepz it real fit into an overly-manicured world?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

ugh meant to add a poll, do you get your eyebrows did or au naturale?

 

[rareboy]

Mine are a little like this. Only Latin.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Mine are a little like this. Only Latin.

Sis it's not your fault, it was a freak accident one summer night, how were you to know your trick had spilled gasoline on his pants? how were you to know that cheap "real human hair" you bought from the korean beauty supply shop was actually a highly flammable synthetic blend? So many mistakes made that night, if I hadn't drank that bottle of absinthe I would've been awake and alert enough to stop you from getting into that 1997 pontiac and your eyebrows would still be presentable let's not dwell on the past ey sis?

 

[Cormac135]

Had them threaded once, not worth the money.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Had them threaded once

How pedestrian, which is so unlike you

 

[Rickrock]

Never, if they get too bushy, then I trim them a little with some small scissors, but nothing more.

 

[72-Jay]

do you get your eyebrows did or au naturale?

I just leave them alone.

 

[SeaCore]

ō_ō vs ȏ_ȏ vs ȍ_ő vs ò_ó vs o_o
Totally shoulda' done a poll with those emoticons describing what yours look like.

 

[LilBit]

I went through a brief phase when I plucked them (sometimes I'd like to pretend that the 90's never happened), but other than trimming the occasional mutant old-man eyebrow hair, I leave them the fuck alone.

 

[TickTockMan]

You guys got more than one?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You guys got more than one?

Touche brother

 

[cityboy-stl]

I trim them so they don't look like Fuller Brush.

 

[guyfromNY]

I'm pretty much ok with everything except for unibrows. I'm not sure why, but they just disturb me on a visceral level..

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I trim them so they don't look like Fuller Brush.

understandable

 

[DantheManFL]

I trim them from time to time so I don't look like a mad scientist. But at Christmas... it's party time.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I trim them from time to time so I don't look like a mad scientist. But at Christmas... it's party time.

:-O Gurrrrrrrrrrl

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

My ex and I did pluck each other's eyebrows at some point, but they always came back.

 

[tarallucci]

Just like my penis, they are uncut... and above all fabulous.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

My ex and I did pluck each other's eyebrows at some point, but they always came back.

Harkie boo I thought you were a man's man, I dunno how I feel about this.