Can you blow?

[Andreus]

how good are your Blowjobs?

what are your secret tecniques?

 

[Croynan]

The Musical: "Gypsy" - Leonard Bernstein - Stephen Sondheim

The Song: "You Gotta Have a Gimmick

Mazeppa
You can pull all the stops out
Till they call the cops out
Grind your behind till you're bend.
But you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get a hand.
You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row.
Bump in a dump till you're dead.
Kid you gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna get ahead.
You can uh...You can uh...
You can uh...uh...uh...
That's how Burlesque was born.
So I uh...and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with a horn...
Once I was a Schleppa,
Now I'm Miss Mazzeppa,
With my revolution in dance.
You gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna have a chance!

Electra
She can uh... She can uh...
She can uh...uh...uh...
They'll never make her pitch.
Me, I uh... and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with a switch.
I'm electrifying
And I ain't even trying.
I never had to sweat to get paid
'Cause if you got a gimmick
Gypsy girl, you got it made.

Tessie Tura
All them uh and then uh...
And that uh...uh...uh...
Ain't gonna spell success.
Me, I uh... and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with finesse.
Lady Tura is so much more then purer
Than all them other ladies because-
You gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get applause.

ALL
Do something special
Anything special
And you'll get better because
Come on and just do mimic
When you gotta gimmick
Take a look how different we are!

Electra
If you wanna make it,
Twinkle while you shake it.

Tura
If you wanna grind it,
Wait till you refined it.

Mazeppa
If you wanna stump it,
Bump it with a trumpet!

ALL
Get yourself a gimmick and you too,
Can be a star!​

eM.​

 

[Corny]

i am not sure if i should be the one answering the poll
auto-fellatio is kinda uncomfortable

 

[Jeimuzu]

Mine suck.

That's not self-criticism, it's technique.

Actually, I don't give very good blowjobs, and my jaw aches rather quickly. I can only personally get off via my own hand, and I don't really hold much interest in anal sex. I'm not convinced my body was really designed with sex in mind.

 

[Andreus]

I just loved this one!

"I can suck start a harley"

yuppers

hehe

well i have a category all unto myself

i can suck a mans dick so hard his forehead caves in

 

[Croynan]

The Musical: "Anything Goes" - Cole Porter

The Song: "Blow, Gabriel, Blow"


[RENO]
Brothers and sisters, we are here tonight to fight the devil...
Do you hear that playin'?

[COMPANY]
Yes, we hear that playin'!

[RENO]
Do you know who's playin'?

[COMPANY]
No, who is that playin'?

[RENO]
Well, it's Gabriel, Gabriel playin'!
Gabriel, Gabriel sayin'
"Will you be ready to go
When I blow my horn?"

Oh, blow, Gabriel, blow,
Go on and blow, Gabriel, blow!
I've been a sinner, I've been a scamp,
But now I'm willin' to trim my lamp,
So blow, Gabriel, blow!

Oh, I was low, Gabriel, low,
Mighty low, Gabriel, low.
But now since I have seen the light,
I'm good by day and I'm good by night,
So blow, Gabriel, blow!

Once I was headed for hell,
Once I was headed for hell;
But when I got to Satan's door
I heard you blowin' on your horn once more,
So I said, "Satan, farewell!"

And now I'm all ready to fly,
Yes, to fly higher and higher!
'Cause I've gone through brimstone
And I've been through the fire,
And I purged my soul
And my heart too,
So climb up the mountaintop
And start to blow, Gabriel, blow

[ALL]
Come on and blow, Gabriel, blow!

[RENO]
I want to join your happy band
And play all day in the Promised Land.
So blow, Gabriel, blow!
Come on you scamps, get up you sinners!
You're all too full of expensive dinners.
Stand up on your lazy feet and sing!

[ALL]
Blow, Gabriel, blow, (Blow, Gabriel!)
Go on and blow, Gabriel, blow. (Blow, Gabriel!)
I've been a sinner, I've been a scamp,
But now I'm willin' to trim my lamp,
So blow, Gabriel, blow.

I was low, Gabriel, low, (Low, Gabriel!)
Mighty low, Gabriel, low.
But now since that I have seen the light
I'm good by day and I'm good by night
So blow, Gabriel, blow.

[RENO]
Once I was headed for hell,
Once I was headed for hell;
But when I got to Satan's door
I heard you blowin' on your horn once more,
So I said, "Satan, farewell!"

And now I'm all ready to fly,
Yes, to fly higher and higher!
'Cause I've gone through brimstone
And I've been through the fire,
And I purged my soul
And my heart too,
So climb up the mountaintop
And start to blow, Gabriel, blow

[ALL]
Go on and blow, Gabriel, blow!

[RENO]
I want to join your happy band
And play all day in the Promised Land.
So blow, Gabriel!

[ALL]
Go on and...
Blow, Gabriel, blow
Blow, Gabriel, blow
Blow, Gabriel, blow
I wanna join your happy band
And play all day in the Promised Land,
So blow, Gabriel, blow, Gabriel, blow, Gabriel, blow!​

the local village idiot has had his fun for today, and now ​

eM.​

 

[SexyLiciousBoy]

I think i give pretty good blowjobs......but i didnt choose any of the poll choices, cause i cant really rate myself lol

 

[Brer Fox]

I think I am pretty good. I have not given too many, but I am learning. I would go so far as to say I am sort of a natural. I start gentle and gauge what somebody likes, and as far as my personal preference goes, that is far preferable to just going right for deepthroating or if kissing or something trying to eat someone's face.

I also like to try new things and experiment with techniques and positions. A lot of guys I have had suck me have been so boring, and just up-and-down.

 

[Jeimuzu]

yuppers

hehe

well i have a category all unto myself

i can suck a mans dick so hard his forehead caves in

As impressive as that sounds, it's probably not a good thing.

 

[Andreus]

andreus rule number one for a good blowjob....

they are balls not orphans !!! give them a lick every once in a while on the down slurp

 

[SexyLiciousBoy]

I never forget about the balls....lol.

 

[Jeimuzu]

Last time I licked balls I got sweaty hair in my mouth.

Like I say, I wasn't built for sex.

 

[Andreus]

hair in the mouth

thats just an occupational hazard..... best to just pick it off your tongue as you give your guy a few quick hand strokes and get on with the matter

 

[Andreus]

rule number two....

dont expect him to give YOU attention when you are supposed to be giving HIM attention... he can express his gratitude to you after you are done

 

[gmoney]

I never forget about the balls....lol.

And of course, don't forget the perineum!

 

[Andreus]

Rule number three....

never let him forget how good you suck dick.... but be coy about it

 

[NW007]

"I can suck start a Harley!" Having just cum from a great afternoon threeway, I can attest to the fact that I love giving bj's. He cum all over my neck and back while I was bent over getting fucked at the same time today.!!! Loved giving and receiving. My afternoon was a 10.

 

[Andreus]

rule number four...

if he seems to be getting bored he will never cumm.... roll him over and eat his ass for a few minutes..... a bit of variety always gets a man focused

 

[NW007]

rule number four...

if he seems to be getting bored he will never cumm.... roll him over and eat his ass for a few minutes..... a bit of variety always gets a man focused

you going to eat right through that outfit? lol

 

[Andreus]

nope, NW

but ill suck his dick so hard it will get sucked up in there so far you wont even see it anymore