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Can you blow?

rate your blowjob abilities

  • I can make a dead man cum

    Votes: 15 30.6%

  • I can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose

    Votes: 9 18.4%

  • I can suck start a harley

    Votes: 13 26.5%

  • I gag a little on the intake

    Votes: 9 18.4%

  • I swallow like a bitch in heat

    Votes: 15 30.6%

  • P am only good when i take my dentures out

    Votes: 5 10.2%
  • Total voters
    49
If the guy's alive, I'll make him cum. I'm really good at deep throating. I also know exactly where to put my tongue.
 
Oh my! This is the funniest thread ever. Andreus, you should write a "how to" book!!
 
I'm told that I give a very good blowjob. I start by gently licking the head, lick around it and, if the guy is uncut, slowly pull the skin back and flick my tongue around it a few times. I then lick up and down the shaft and then proceed to lick/suck the balls and sack. I love to flick my tongue and suck on either side of the ball sack; right where the legs come closest to the package. I then lick down the perinrum and gently suck; may even flick the tongue on the rim and give a good rim job if it's clean.

I go back up and then begin to slowly put the dick in my mouth; I have managed to conquer the gag reflex so I can usually get in about 8 inches without choking. As I slowly pull it back out and suck, I flick my tongue on the head and then begin going up and down on the dick while stroking with one of my hands (sometimes I use spit as lube, sometimes I put a dab of doo to help!)

All the while I'm sucking and going up and down, I run my tongue across the bottom of the head and flick it. When I hear the breathing pick up and the body begin to jerk, I slow down just a little and make it really count. I love the taste of cum and if I'm going to blow you, I'm going to probably swallow it!
 
Hey Andreus:

whatever was the the answer to the difference between a sandwich and a blowjob??
 
there is no answer

just that if you cant tell the difference between a blowjob and a sandwitch you probably make a really good lunch date
 
Ian said:
Difference is when you choke on a sandwich no one says "That's it bitch take it all"
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OMG

i think i peed a little i laughed so hard at that
 
I can make them shudder and shake and they can't stand up for a while after I get done.
 
I AM BORG! I can pull 21 LBS. mercury @ sea level. I have suckcessfully flayed the skin from many a penis in my day.

[...I'm pretty damn good @ rimming too, though most bemoan the loss of their sphincters]
 
CagedBird said:
I AM BORG! I can pull 21 LBS. mercury @ sea level. I have suckcessfully flayed the skin from many a penis in my day.

[...I'm pretty damn good @ rimming too, though most bemoan the loss of their sphincters]
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are you going to ASS imalate me?
 
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