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Can You Fit Your Penis Through A Toilet Paper Roll?

Can You Fit Your Penis Through A Toilet Paper Roll?

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Can You Fit Your Penis Through A Toilet Paper Roll?


Mine won't even fit (7 x 6).
 
No. My cock is really thick with a big mushroom head on it.
 
ha ha hell yeah i can i put a condom in it and some lube and jack away! i actually found out about making one on the internet!
 
Yes, and I occasionally wank using one (a kitchen roll actually - twice the length) ;)

Helpful hint: If you place the palm of your hand firmly over the top end, you can trap the air inside, and get some suction going. ..|

Another helpful hint: If you want even more suction, start up the vacuum cleaner and hold it over the end. ..|

(but make sure it's at it's weakest setting, and briefly used, and that there's plenty of airflow in between, because you can hurt yourself and burst a blood vessel if it's on too strong and too long)

It actually ISN'T my favourite way of wanking, and these days I hardly ever do it - once a year perhaps.

(and there's no need in any case, because if you really wanted to do it that way, you could buy one of those penis pump contraptions that they sell in sex shops)
 
ChickenGuy said:
Yes, and I occasionally wank using one (a kitchen roll actually - twice the length) ;)

Helpful hint: If you place the palm of your hand firmly over the top end, you can trap the air inside, and get some suction going. ..|

Another helpful hint: If you want even more suction, start up the vacuum cleaner and hold it over the end. ..|

(but make sure it's at it's weakest setting, and briefly used, and that there's plenty of airflow in between, because you can hurt yourself and burst a blood vessel if it's on too strong and too long)

It actually ISN'T my favourite way of wanking, and these days I hardly ever do it - once a year perhaps.

(and there's no need in any case, because if you really wanted to do it that way, you could buy one of those penis pump contraptions that they sell in sex shops)
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OW

So I just attempted to molest a roll of paper towels, and fucking OW! I can't even fit the head in the tube.


What the hell is wrong with you guys?! ](*,)
 
^ Your dick is obviously much larger, thicker, and fatter than mine. :lol:

Helpful hint: Get one of those really long wide cardboard tubes that you can buy at home improvement stores - they're used when you buy wallpaper, or wrapping paper, or light fabric. ..|
 
i aint got money to pay for a freakin fleshjack! lol. condoms and tp rolls are free! lol,
ok plus 8 or 9 dollars for astroglide!
 
miguelfukt said:
i aint got money to pay for a freakin fleshjack! lol. condoms and tp rolls are free! lol,
ok plus 8 or 9 dollars for astroglide!
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i got the money but aint got the guts to go to a sex shop!
 
Gawd shove the toilet roll up his arse instead and hopefully have more fun
 
miguelfukt said:
i aint got money to pay for a freakin fleshjack! lol. condoms and tp rolls are free! lol,
ok plus 8 or 9 dollars for astroglide!
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I'm with you on this one. My broke ass made my own jack with some bubblewrap and a cut off plastic bottle. I stole some plastic gloves from great granny's nursing home to stick inside and it works just fine.

Plus fleshjacks get real nasty and funky after using it a few times. They are hard to clean and end up smelling like a used condom that you forgot to flush. STANKY. Your dick will get all kinds of red bumps and shit if you use it. Better to make one yourself that you can throw away when it gets too funky.
 
Hot White Trash said:
I'm with you on this one. My broke ass made my own jack with some bubblewrap and a cut off plastic bottle. I stole some plastic gloves from great granny's nursing home to stick inside and it works just fine.

Plus fleshjacks get real nasty and funky after using it a few times. They are hard to clean and end up smelling like a used condom that you forgot to flush. STANKY. Your dick will get all kinds of red bumps and shit if you use it. Better to make one yourself that you can throw away when it gets too funky.
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Seems like you are a sexpert?
 
Nope, I think the last time it did fit I was like 13 or so. After that I gave up trying. ;)
 
Just for the record: You're not supposed to fuck the toilet paper roll; i've been told that this is a way to tell what size condom you need: If it fits in comfortably, then you need a regular condom. If there's a lot of room, then you need a snug-fit. If it can't fit in at all, then you need a Magnum.
 
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