Can You Fit Your Penis Through A Toilet Paper Roll?

[Kulindahr]

I don't know I'll have to try it.

As a makeshift fleshjack, I have a suggestion. Instead of a regular condom, buy ones marked "her pleasure". Those have little nubs on the outside. Put in on inside out so the nubs are rubbing the head of your penis. Crown seems to have the largest nubs.

Creative!

Anyone who pretends they can fit their flacid penis through a toilet roll is BSing.

That's why you get out the vacuum cleaner.

 

[Rex]

It's a girth test for condoms:


If yours fits comfortably-to-snugly, you can wear regular condoms.

If you have a lot of room in there, you need a snug-fit condom.

If you can't fit yours in, you need a Magnum.

Is that what it is? Unless you have a monsterous sized dick it won't fit snugly in a toilet paper roll. My dick is about average in length but above average in thickness and it doesn't fit snug.

 

[Rex]

Damn, in real life, I've never encountered so many thick dicks.

I think some people might have not understood how this "test" works. I sure as hell didn't. I thought it was a length test or something at first but I doubt the average person's dick is going to be thick enough to snuggly fit in a roll.

and most toilet paper rolls are the same size

 

[bankside]

Yes. But it really has to work for it, and it's gonna be sore the next day.

 

[Joeking]

I did it once. Never got the damn thing off.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I just gave this thread the coveted 5 star rating [the internet equivalent of Roger Ebert's two thumbs up/I do believe].

Anything that gets my ass up from my computer to test a theory deserves all its due accolades. Bravo monsieur Nome, merci beaucoup mon ami.

Et oui, elle cadrait très bien dans le trou [bien que très serré] et sortit de l'autre côté.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I tried it.....

flacid I could only fit my head in

Hi, I'm Gus. Do you come here often?

 

[ChickenGuy]

Hahahaha, I remember this thread!

Nomey, did I ever mention that you seriously turned me on by posting this thread?

You saying this was responsible....

OW

So I just attempted to molest a roll of paper towels, and fucking OW! I can't even fit the head in the tube.


What the hell is wrong with you guys?!

I began to imagine you trying to stick your dick inside the toilet roll, and bashing it against the sides because your dick was way too big, and fat, and thick....


You got me very hard that day.

And I don't think it was a coincidence that I jerked off shortly afterwards.


*rapidly exits thread in embarrassment*

 

[Yooper]

How about this one?

(Diameter 3.5 inches)

 

[Seasoned]

My answer is found in the bible. It would be easier to pass a camel through an eye of a needle.

 

[RonR18]

How about this one?

(Diameter 3.5 inches)

There's no freaking way my penis would fit through that hole when it's fully erect.

 

[bulge]

dudes can suck it up their butthole or face hole

this is handy cause

Luv it. I also heard front hole and back hole and even front vagina and back vagina as well. Never use vagina in a gay place as it very much kills the mood in the gay scene.

My flaccid fits in, but my hard one doesn't.

I have several empty kitchen paper rolls for all my mates with their name on it and each day I used it on them. When their cock is hard or semi-hard, I put their penis in it and shake, watch their balls getting shaked as I have a huge fetish for shaking balls.

 

[AlmondMilk]

Too bad my penis fits