Can you suck your own dick?

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I knew there was something special about you, Anders!

 

[goldenmoth]

Only after I buy myself a drink.

Ha, and only if you get diamonds afterwards?

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

Yes, I've always been able to. I never really had to 'stretch' or 'work up to it' either, I suppose it's just something that my body type allows for. People tend to suggest that the best way to achieve this is to lay on your back and bring your legs up over your head. Whilst that does of course work, I discovered recently that I find it easier and more comfortable to simply bend forward from an upright sitting position.

Though it is of course much more gratifying when you have someone else to do it for you, I find it's the only form of masturbation that doesn't require an 'active mind' for me to achieve orgasm. Meaning the act itself is pleasurable enough to my senses that I don't have to imagine specific scenarios.

Plus, I find that no other acts of self-love produce such euphoric and explosive eruptions.

something special indeed -- -and apparently it causes an outbrake of big and fancy words !

whilst
gratifying
scenarios
euphoric

my dear Anders, you don't have to do this yourself, you know I would do it for you - and a bunch of other stuff.... ----

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

and yes, I used to be able to at least severely lick the tip -- but that was then and this is now - sooo no.....


These two guys were watching a dog lick his balls -
one guy says to the other: Gee i wish I could do that --

friend says" Well, maybe if you approach him real slow and pet him a little bit first !!





Gotchya !

 

[lennon]

Am I the only JUBber who will have a vivid dream once every few months or so about managing to do this?

No, you're not.

 

[Keljuki]

Nope, too tall, would need to be a little bigger down there and not really flexible enough.

 

[fareast]

No :-( It's one of my many fantasy that will never come true, hehehe...

 

[Jeffs0418]

Just barely the tongue. Not exactly pleasant bending to do it.
But I can get about 5" of my own cock up the other hole.

 

[mbamike]

If I could, I probably would never leave the bedroom.

 

[mike1212]

Yea, I can get a couple of inches in and on a good day about 1/2 of it in my mouth ...

Stretching that much takes a little away from the orgasm, but it is fun.

I need to get more used to handling my own cum though. It's hot, but after I cum, I lose the desire to swallow anything.

 

[rareboy]

That ship sailed when I was about 14 or 15.

If I even think about doing it now, I'd need to be placed in traction.

You need something like marfan's syndrome to really make it work for you I think.

 

[pai mei]

i once was able to get the head in my mouth, but yeah....

i havent tried in so long lol, nor do i want to, plus it's doubtful that i still have that flexibility (altho im still super flexible )

but yeah, it felt weird lol. it was like i was giving a bj, but not receiving one...

yeah, of course, i love giving bjs, but yeah, it was a weird feeling and then i was like... this really isn't all that great. lol

 

[herry1]

No but I've dreamt about it.

About half a dozen times.

Though more a nightmare I don't like having it sucked.

 

[herry1]

Do you really think I'd have time to post so much on JUB if I could suck my own dick?

In fact you could post twice as much.

 

[refujiunderground]

LOL. no, i dunno if i would do such a thing though.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

dudes can suck own cocks

there openins fa lot governemt jobs banks dippylowtwats ans ooh lots

Ya leader ya great country will now suck
& he ma babbbbeee &
da his mama
@ sucksucksuck @

anyway

sucksucksuck

 

[eddielee]

I could do it a long time ago. I could do it well enough to have an orgasm. No way I could do it now without winding up in traction.

 

[Racer Dave]

I had a good laugh at some of the responces so far. I used to ba able to when I was younger, but stuffed my back propper in a pretty spectacular car accident when I was 21 and haven't been able to bend over enough without hurting myself since

 

[Knucklehead]

That ship sailed when I was about 14 or 15.

If I even think about doing it now, I'd need to be placed in traction.

You need something like marfan's syndrome to really make it work for you I think.

What he said..I was able to do it for about 10 minutes when I in about the 7th grade..

These days? Ha! Not even close..

60 pounds later,8 more inches on the waist and a back surgery later..It ain't gonna happen Captain..

Good thing I can still find someone to do the job for me..

 

[Musik2400]

Used to be able to when I was younger. First time I ever came was in my own mouth. Go figure haha.