Carrie Fisher: My father consoled Elizabeth with his penis...

[NedNickerson]

Last Tuesday, she was on THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON and mentioned that she and her mother, Debbie Reynolds, had recently attended Elizabeth Taylor's birthday party in Las Vegas.

Carrie was amazed that there were press at the event asking if Debbie had finally forgiven Elizabeth.

Craig then asked Carrie to explain what happened between Debbie and Elizabeth for the young 'uns in the audience who might not know.

He began with, "Your mother was married to..." which quick-witted Carrie interrupted by saying...

"My father.

My father was a man named Eddie Fisher and they were best friends with Elizabeth Taylor and her husband at the time, Mike Todd.

Mike Todd tragically passed away in a plane accident and my father consoled Elizabeth with his penis. "

THAT is why I love Carrie Fisher!

Carrie ended by saying...

"Well you know, you can say it with flowers or..."

Carrie Fisher. Twenty-Five years after Leia. Still stunning. Still beautiful. And this century's Dorothy Parker.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

wow Princess Leia got old eh???

 

[chatolandia]

I must say it was brilliant!

She is hilarious!

 

[cynicus]

Did you see her in the salute to George Lucas when she began by saying, "I am Mrs. Han Solo and I am an alcoholic." It just got funnier and funnier as she went on.

 

[saebuffyboy]

I love that woman. She's an amazing, funny writer, and a witty recontour.

 

[ladygrey]

Oh my!

how wonderous! I loved every moment of it!

 

[buzzj]

She's very bright isn't she? Have you read or seen "Postcards from the Edge?"

 

[hubbellgardner]

Yeah, buzz, saw it, read it and enjoyed it a lot. ( who knew Meryl could sing like that eh ? And Shirley Maclaine doing Debbie Reynolds was a caution ! ) Also got a larf out of Surrender the Pink, her other bestseller. I think Carrie is truly funny.

 

[skyrat02]

she may be funny with Craig, but she sure tanked on Americas's Got Talent

 

[wastingmymind]

Guys, Princess Leia, or that psycho with the gun in Blues Brothers? I much prefer the latter

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

me loving ned's avatar.

cool

 

[dr_beat]

Please stop calling her Leia. She's gone so beyond that now. People call Harrison Ford by his name. She deserves the same respect.

Sincerely,

Luke

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

^harrisson ford is han solo

mark hamil is luke skywalker

and she will always be princess leia

 

[dr_beat]

^harrisson ford is han solo

mark hamil is luke skywalker

and she will always be princess leia

my light sabre is bigger than yours....

 

[star-warrior]

my light sabre is bigger than yours....

Did you remember to put the batteries in?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

my light sabre is bigger than yours....

but yours is icky

icky i say

 

[dr_beat]

but yours is icky

icky i say

methinks you should licky icky!

 

[pat grimshaw]

...Carrie Fisher. Twenty-Five years after Leia. Still stunning. Still beautiful. And this century's Dorothy Parker....

Well, she is reunited with Mother in a Better Place now.

(and how come this all the other threads about this Gay Icon have been relegated to the Entertainment section.)

 

[Vannie]

That made me laugh my ass off

 

[gsdx]

(and how come this all the other threads about this Gay Icon have been relegated to the Entertainment section.)

(and how come you resurrected another thread that died when Microsoft released Windows Vista?)