Vaseline does seem to be the most mentioned type of lube whenever I read or hear about guys jerking off or their sexual explorations when they were young. I still like Vaseline for jerking off, although not as much as I love Albolene. ItÂ’s sold as a make-up remover (itÂ’s also great for dry skin, like on your feet) and it comes in a white jar with a blue lid, or in a tube with a pop top. ItÂ’s a mixture of paraffin wax, mineral oil, petroleum jelly, and ceresin (a natural type of wax). ItÂ’s totally solid until it hits the skin, then it melts into an oily and slicker version of Vaseline. You only need a small amount, and you donÂ’t have to keep reapplying like you do with lots of other lubes. If you want to blow a guys mind, jerk him off with Albolene. If heÂ’s never used it before he will become putty in your hands. ItÂ’s also great for anal, if youÂ’re with a guy that you know is STD free.
The friend I mentioned in my story used to jerk off with Hawaiian Tropic suntan oil. On sunny days weÂ’d go lay in the sun and jerk off, or jerk each other off, using the Hawaiian Tropic oil. The sound of our greasy hands jerking our painfully hard pricks is something IÂ’ll never forget. To this day the smell of it gets me hard, I always have a bottle of it at home.