Caught Masturbating...

[Apollo]

NEver reallu been caught. She always knocks on my door, so she always interupts or knocks right after. Always annoying.

 

[Spiff]

Just avoid asking your dad to pass the gravy at the dinner table tomorrow, and you should be fine.

 

[theFallenGod]

All I could think of was this... sorry....

 

[KrisHawkXXX]

ask him to join you.

Now that idea will probably make him forget why he's mad in the first place

thats hot!

 

[star-warrior]

At least you're making me laugh, although I dont know if its solely your humour or the laughter of nervousness/hysteria! Think Im going to go down stairs and face the music...

If anything, he knows your bits work.

 

[gmoney]

There's really no music to face, hon, you've done nothing wrong.

Keep in mind your Dad may be just as freaked out as you are... it was he who opened your door without knocking.

I'd call it an honest 'things happen' kind of mistake, and file it under the 'we shall never speak of this again', category.

Don't let it ruin your holiday.

I couldn't agree more! I promise you he's just as embarrassed as you are.

Just like some others have said, the best thing to do is act as if nothing happened. I seriously doubt he'll ever open that door without knocking again!

 

[Fucker29]

It'd be interesting, though, to see his dad's face when he sees his son shaking people's hands knowing what that hand was doing earlier.

 

[Apollo]

i think it is more embarrassing his dad caught him masturbating. like sex, it is a private matter that you would like your parents never seeing you do.

 

[Pushover]

i think it is more embarrassing his dad caught him masturbating. like sex, it is a private matter that you would like your parents never seeing you do.

And vice versa....





I've never been caught; not even close. I make sure nobody is around for a good time before I do it, or late at night when everyone's asleep.

 

[badwithnames]

Ahhahahhahahahahah

Ahahahahahahahahha


XDDDD

These stories are epic funny for me.



I've never been caught but interrupted. I was busy jerking off on Bearzone and nearly there and right when I came my mother came banging on my bedroom door with my little sister. So I was like " GO AWAY IM MASTURBATING!" and she kept banging and trying to get in my room thinking what she was doing was cute. So I put my boxers on, wrapped up in my blanket and opened the door all sweaty and worn out.

Seriously, do they HAVE to catch you to believe you ?

hahaha, thats hella funny that you actually yelled to her that you were masturbating... and she kept knocking anyways... lmfao.

 

[Ram]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my dad caught me masturbating...

 

[Fucker29]

i think it is more embarrassing his dad caught him masturbating. like sex, it is a private matter that you would like your parents never seeing you do.

And even more embarrassing than simply caughting him masturbating, his dad actually saw him cumming!!!

 

[12fear99]

I definitely understand how you feel. This happened to me once with me mother. She walked in on me just as I shot my cum in my chest. I was completely nude in the family room. She was out of town for work but came home a day early. I did not know what to do. I froze I think. That was the longest time in my life.

She came in and smiled and took here stuff to her room. I got dress so quick and started cleaning the room and then went to my room and closed the door. I did not know how she would react. When my dad got home I could hear her telling him what happen when she came home. Next thing I could hear was them both laughing. A few minutes late mom called my for dinner and I did not want to go. But I did. I was so scared. Nothing was said that entire evening until about a year when I was moving out. Mom and Dad standing there outside at me car saying good bye and mom said, "now you don't have to worry about me walking in on you anymore". They were both had big smiles on their faces. That was so weird. I just gave them a hug and left.

 

[NineOfClubs]

I definitely understand how you feel. This happened to me once with me mother. She walked in on me just as I shot my cum in my chest. I was completely nude in the family room. She was out of town for work but came home a day early. I did not know what to do. I froze I think. That was the longest time in my life.

She came in and smiled and took here stuff to her room. I got dress so quick and started cleaning the room and then went to my room and closed the door. I did not know how she would react. When my dad got home I could hear her telling him what happen when she came home. Next thing I could hear was them both laughing. A few minutes late mom called my for dinner and I did not want to go. But I did. I was so scared. Nothing was said that entire evening until about a year when I was moving out. Mom and Dad standing there outside at me car saying good bye and mom said, "now you don't have to worry about me walking in on you anymore". They were both had big smiles on their faces. That was so weird. I just gave them a hug and left.

Ah, what sweet, wonderful parents you have. Lucky guy.

 

[12fear99]

Yes, they are wonderful. But I was always afraid when they would bring the topic up. For the first few weeks I would walk around wondering if they would ever says something. Which they finally did. I can laugh about it now, FINALLY.

 

[Caaake]

thanks for sharing. Poor guy. Be confident, act like you dont care. If you act awkward your dad will too. Just act like it was no big deal. Ask him a question about something random to break the ice.

 

[dpnice]

thanks for sharing. Poor guy. Be confident, act like you dont care. If you act awkward your dad will too. Just act like it was no big deal. Ask him a question about something random to break the ice.

Or of course you could pack your bags and leave home immediately never to see your parents again.

 

[cocktales]

FF:

Welcum to JUB; and I must say you do "cum" on with a bang of a story! lol

Like others said, what you were doin is totally natural; but you should have locked the door....

I DO suggest you apologize to your Dad for what he saw; this will give him and yourself an opportunity to discuss it without total embarassment.....

I'm sure he will try to cover by saying, "why did you NOT lock the door"? You can say, I thought it was!

Trust me from someone whose been through almost the same thing and it did work OK for me and it even made us a little closer, btw!!

Just do it and end the stress during your dinner!

K?

 

[nsguy2]

Does anyone have a link to the " caught my son jerking off on christmas eve thread"

I'd like to hear his side of the story.

J/K

Merry Christmas to all which it matters.

 

[voyager1994]

This is you

This is your Dad

This is you and

And this is us

Just relax !