Cement up your ass

[Charon]

https://www.anorak.co.uk/209379/strange-but-true/x-ray-of-concrete-enema-poured-up-mans-anus.html

 

[cityboy-stl]

^ Gives new meaning to being a hard ass.

 

[ShadowCat]

I want to be surprised but I am not! ER docs have LOADS of stories about people shoving weird shit (no pun intended) up their ass! Lightbulbs, vegetables, fruits, sausage, tools, hair brushes, tooth brushes, if it can people have or have tried, and it is very dangerous because you could perf your colon and kill yourself!

 

[ChristianGianni]

Have had to remove quite a few weird and wonderful things from people's Butts in the ER, ... light bulbs, peanut butter jars, shampoo bottles and assorted fruit and vegetables, my personal fav though was the guy who came in with three Hot Wheels cars stuck up his butt, he was vacuuming naked when he accidentally fell on them!!! When I suggested to him that it may have been to his benefit IF he had put on some clothes after the first one got stuck he just smiled at me ....

 

[Vannie]

If you eat too much cheese the same thing happens.

 

[unloadonme]

If you want your guts to turn to concrete, just take codeine.

 

[Kahaih]

Are you guys stoned?

I expected this thread to be plastered with puns by now.

Anyway, I'll bet he almost shit a brick when he discovered that he'd need medical attention to get his rocks off.

 

[Peloso]

 

[ShadowCat]

Have had to remove quite a few weird and wonderful things from people's Butts in the ER, ... light bulbs, peanut butter jars, shampoo bottles and assorted fruit and vegetables, my personal fav though was the guy who came in with three Hot Wheels cars stuck up his butt, he was vacuuming naked when he accidentally fell on them!!! When I suggested to him that it may have been to his benefit IF he had put on some clothes after the first one got stuck he just smiled at me ....

Ok cmon what else you got? I know you have dillies ESPECIALLY since the ER is your domain!! I'm ready for some laughter his with some more!!

 

[rareboy]

The patient was kept overnight and discharged uneventfully the following morning. The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.

 

[USEDCAR]

Have had to remove quite a few weird and wonderful things from people's Butts in the ER, ... light bulbs, peanut butter jars, shampoo bottles and assorted fruit and vegetables, my personal fav though was the guy who came in with three Hot Wheels cars stuck up his butt, he was vacuuming naked when he accidentally fell on them!!! When I suggested to him that it may have been to his benefit IF he had put on some clothes after the first one got stuck he just smiled at me ....

I work in the er

We had a guy who shoved a pretty large cucumber up his ass and they had to call in a surgeon to remove it. He was just sitting there so relaxed on his phone.

A patient came in with a razor stuck in his ass and the doctor we had on shift told him he needs to find safer sex toys to use that doesn't hurt him

A guy came in and he had a toy stuck in his rectum and his "hookup" got scared and left him in the hotel room and his hook up came to the hospital to check on him. My co workers said it was awkward.

 

[Alistair]

Is this something the millennials are into ?

 

[Peloso]

I guess shoving your phone up your ass isn't such a big deal. I would recommend it.

 

[rareboy]

Is this something the millennials are into ?

No. My mother...who was a nurse in the 60's and 70's...in a small community....had to keep her lips sealed about who turned up to ER...but saw more than she bargained for.

 

[cityboy-stl]

I guess shoving your phone up your ass isn't such a big deal. I would recommend it.

Many would be better drivers that way.

 

[Vannie]

There was that time with a frozen Ball Park

 

[Kahaih]

There was that time with a frozen Ball Park

You could have put someone's eye out!!!

 

[Latimer]

Perhaps this is the anal equivalent of having a dildo made of your dick. The guys can have a cast made, and the genteman who ended up in the hospital can now fuck himself. I suspect that was the intent all along.

 

[Alistair]

No. My mother...who was a nurse in the 60's and 70's...in a small community....had to keep her lips sealed about who turned up to ER...but saw more than she bargained for.

I quit reading after No. My mother….

I don’t think I want to hear that story

 

[Peloso]