Chapter Thirty-Five
“You put me on the Internet?” At first Tyndall didn't think too much about it; in fact, he got a bit of vicarious fun from knowing his image and actions were inspiring enough masturbatory ejaculate to float a battleship. It wasn't until he convened a workshop in clay modeling that he was hauled up short.
“Wait! Mr. Arnstein! You … you're Tin Doll, yes?” said a young man.
“Tyndall is my first name. Use it if you want. Now, mixing in the pigment is an important step. You don't want to alter the characteristics of the clay.” He resumed his lecture and when the class was over the young man approached him.
“I just wanted to thank you for your videos. I feel like I know you so well. You're like a big brother. You changed my life.”
“You're welcome,” Tyndall answered, not completely sure what the young man's point was.
“I used to be so afraid to even take my clothes off. You changed all that. There you are in high definition, having a great time, showing it all off, and looking good. You're a hero to us guys with small dicks.”
“Small dicks?”
“Well, yeah! Shelly's always talking about your, uh, penis and the advantages of being small. Don't you watch your own shows?”
“Er, no.” Tyndall went home and immediately logged onto Shelly's website. All he saw were teaser images and promises of more if he paid what seemed like a fortune to join.
Tyndall had learned not to make assumptions with Shelly; historically, the ultimate reality had always turned out to be so much worse than what she lead him to expect. After the end a pleasant dalliance that evening he confronted Shelly. “I thought you were just showing us having a good time. Do you add your own commentary?”
“It's acting, Tyndall. It's entertainment. It doesn't mean anything.” Shelly's defensiveness set off alarms in Tyndall's head. “It's just a little commentary to help the viewers along with whatever they're doing while they're watching.”
“Shelly, you know exactly what they're doing while they're watching.”
“I guess. Not all of them though. Some are admiring you. You should read the feedback. You're very popular with guys, considering it's a straight site.”
“Tell me about your commentary.”
“Well, the initial shot goes out live … as were doing it, just like ten minutes ago. You know, I have to compliment you. You're getting better and better at making my little bird sing.”
Tyndall zeroed in on his initial question. “The initial shot goes out live. Then what?”
“Then we edit it and add some commentary. It becomes an instruction video for people less experienced than you are.”
“Who edits it? Who comments?”
“Well, Ma does a lot of the editing, but I do the comments.”
“Your mother edits your fuck scenes. Sure, why not? Can I see? The web site wouldn't let me on.”
“Are you sure you want to? Sometimes it's a little upsetting for me to watch myself. You might feel like that, too.”
“I want to see.”
“Ok, but read some of your fan mail first. Guys really like you – in a good way of course.”
Tyndall paged through some commentary. A typical email exchange went, “Sexy Shelly, had to write to say I love your sessions with Tin Doll. The guy is so super straight in a funny way. He makes the big dick guys look boring. I don't want to say he's clueless, maybe just a little … well, you know – you're the one he's trying to fuck. He loves every second he's with you and even when he fucks up the fucking, he's working that three-incher for all it's worth. It's good to watch a guy with a dick even smaller than mine having a great time and eventually getting you both off. Keep up the great work, Frank the Four-incher.”
Shelly answered saying, “Sweetie, the big dick guys ARE boring, plus they're usually very selfish and that's a total turn off for me. When Tyndall gets it wrong, at least he doesn't draw blood and we can try again. Eventually he gets it right and we both get off. A small dick guy who takes his time is the best. Keep it up, Love, Shelly.”
“See, Tin Doll, the subscribers love you. You're a hero to thousands. And my comments … remember it's supposed to be entertainment.”
It was painful, as Shelly had predicted, for Tyndall to watch an edited scene. Shelly's commentary was insulting and demeaning; it made him look like a complete idiot with a tiny dick with the only good thing being a constant erection. She called it a dicklet, a cockette, a mini-wang, a hairy mushroom, half a hotdog, and more. Each scene ended with her maneuvering Tin Doll into massaging her groove with his tiny messenger of love. It was a form of clitoral stimulation that she said was virtual masturbation with more fun and a little companionship. She always emphasized what a good time Tin Doll had and how, after lots of instruction, she got him to 'do it right'. Tyndall was present in about a third of the archived scenes; and, based on viewers' scores, they were the most popular on the site.
Tyndall felt degraded. He couldn't understand why guys liked watching Shelly make a fool of him.
“Now don't get all crazy,” Shelly said. “You are very popular. People like you. They sympathize. They watch your failures, and you know they're not really failures, and they learn. In the end you have a good time and you give me a good time. How is that degrading? You perform well. The guys like you. I like you. Even Ma likes you.”
“Are you making lots of money off me?”
“The site revenue is growing since you started appearing.”
“Again, with your MOTHER? Really? She's totally familiar with everything we do?” Ma's involvement seemed the least appealing part of things to Tyndall.
“Ma's a realist. She makes the best of what comes along; and here you are.”
Tyndall went home and thought about these things. He used Shelly's password and watched some more scenes. He read more viewers' comments. He got his dick hard and then looked at it in a mirror. He paused, looked critically at himself as he stroked; it's not THAT small, he told himself. Yes, it is, another voice in his head said. His balls were pretty big, but that just made his dick look even smaller. A misfortune of life, he thought; but everything worked and worked well.
He shrugged at his mirror image, satisfied with his rigid erection and spoke to his penis. “Hey little guy, I think I liked it best when she called you a cockette.” He returned to the monitor and jerked his cock, watching Shelly spread her legs wide for him. He came precisely when his image on the screen did. It was messy, but an amazing turn-on and immensely satisfying.
Rory, accompanied by John and Tom, reviewed the terms of the two contract proposals with Alistair and representatives of BFL, one of whom was a former husband of Fred. Strictly speaking, the contract between Rory's company and BFL didn't concern the British Museum, so Alistair didn't comment. He did comment on the contract between the Museum and BFL.
“I'd like to see a verification test of interoperability with other international sites before acceptance of the system. In fact I want it to be a condition of acceptance.”
When the contracts were signed and the Americans were returning to the Mad Hatter, John said, “You know what Alistair did with that interoperability test, don't you? He essentially guaranteed future foreign sales for us.”
“Future foreign partners, too. We won't have full control of the product.”
“If the foreign guys change the product, they assume liability. We're protected.”
“Maybe, John, but I want the reputation of our product - and it is always OUR product – to be protected. We'll expand based on this contract's performance.”
“So dump it all on Tom's shoulders, huh?” John replied.
“It'll work.” Tom sounded very determined.
Once at the hotel, John peeled off to change and meet Fred leaving Rory and Tom alone. Rory had an hour to kill before his afternoon flight home. They ate a snack in the all purpose bar and dining room. “Would you have guessed a couple years ago, that we'd be sitting here today?” Rory sounded a little awed by his as well as Tom's success. He looked at Tom again. “What are you doing?”
Tom was unbuttoning his shirt. He pulled it open to show his t-shirt that read “I Work for the World's Best Boss.”
“How many times have I told you to get rid of that?” Rory laughed.
“I'm never getting rid of it. Actually I have several. One for every day of the week.” There was something like love in Tom's voice.
“Fuck,” Rory muttered and blinked away a tear. He said goodbye to Tom and went to his room to pack.
Tom punched a number into his cell. “Alfred, I know it's only Thursday, but I'm done for the week. How would it be if I caught a train today? And Alistair wants us for lunch on Sunday. Ok?”
“Yes, yes, and yes.”
“I asked only two questions.”
“So you have an extra answer if you think of any more. What train? Hurry!”
“I can make the four o'clock. It gets in around five-forty-something.”
“I'll be there!” Alfred promised.
At four forty-five Alfred joined Dylan and Cris at what they now thought of as 'their pub'. The girls weren't expected until five. As he approached the booth he could see under the table that Dylan had one shoe off and his foot was resting in Cris's lap.
“You two! I can see what you're doing. So can anyone else who's got his eyes open.”
“Cris is demonstrating a foot massage technique. What's wrong with that?”
“Tell it to China,” Alfred said. “My problem is ...”
“Now we get to it,” Dylan said. "YOUR problem ...”
“My friend Tom is arriving a day early and I haven't made any plans. What do I do?”
At that moment the girls arrived, preventing any answer. After they got settled and drinks arrived, the question was asked again.
“Use my place,” Dylan volunteered.
“Where will you go?”
“He could stay with China and me,” Cris volunteered.
About a half hour later, with Dylan's latch key in his pocket, shaky with nerves, Alfred saw Tom walking toward him. Alfred could swear that a phantom spotlight was shining on Tom as he strode down the platform. Everyone else in the station faded to gray obscurity. Suddenly shy, he was barely able to say hello.
“You met Vernon, did you?” Fred asked John.
“Yes. He seems like a good guy. He has your interests at heart.”
“He had better have; he works for me. Was it disconcerting for you, John? Meeting one of my ex's?”
“Which husband will I be?”
“The fourth. Are you going weak in the knees on me? I promise you it's going to be fun. You'll have a very good time.”
“While it lasts … “
“I honestly expected all my marriages to last. This one as much as any of the others.”
Her sexual allure shut him up and he wallowed in her eager embrace. John was in his mid-thirties and not naïve about his situation. He was a plaything for a woman used to getting her own way. One of his friends had begun a similar affair and referred to himself as a walking, talking vibrator. John couldn't get the phrase out of his head. He knew that the minute he failed to please her he would be history, a footnote in the life of a successful business tycoon who happened to be a demanding woman. Riding the back of a dolphin who could drown him at any moment, he was determined to enjoy the ride. Whatever happened, it would beat the hell out of a ho-hum second marriage somewhere in deepest East Bay San Francisco suburbia. A British baroness! Nobody else from Walled Lake, Michigan could make that claim.
He wondered if his position representing his current employer could be compromised by his pending marriage. If Fred's company wanted something contrary to the interests of the Alameda company, what would his vote be?
“But, darling man,” Fred asked, “how could our positions possibly diverge? The two company's prospects coincide perfectly in the joint venture.”
John could think of dozens of ways their prospects could diverge, but soft thighs and lubricious writhings postponed further consideration.
The ship was on a two day run from Detroit to the Welland Canal. The Isadora's diesels motored with maximum economy over a distance that could have been covered in half the time. The leisurely pace was governed by the backup of ships waiting to transit the canal that connected Lake Erie and Lake Ontario.
“Isn't there a shortcut?” Phil asked Bork Jepsen, the Danish deck officer and chief source of Phil's growing nautical knowledge.
“We could go over Niagara Falls. That would be fast, but it would damage the cargo,” he answered. Jepsen took an interest in Alex and Phil. He told them that they let him practice his English.
After an exciting first night, the second night out of Detroit Boryslaw kept to himself. He said something in Polish that Phil didn't understand and had gone immediately to sleep. Phil felt quiet relief and was soon asleep as well. Five in the morning came much earlier than he was used to.
At five oh five he met Alex in the galley. “You look much better than yesterday. I was afraid you were sea sick. That would be a bitch, working on a ship for the next few weeks.”
“I'm fine. Did the passengers drink a lot last night? Maybe they won't get up until ten.”
The passengers, about half of them and mostly men, were up with the dawn. They wanted to watch the Isadora traverse the eight locks of the Welland Canal, which would take all the daylight hours. For the first lock, they enjoyed juice, pastries, and coffee on deck. The real breakfast came next. The view from the dining room windows of the passing Canadian shore was entertainment enough until they got to the second lock. By then most of the passengers had eaten and were back out on deck for the second lock.
Phil and Alex left the buffet in place for stragglers and began cleaning staterooms. The passengers, based on their baggage contents, had little of interest beyond prescription medicines. Phil admired a large supply of oxycodone in one room and wondered if a pill or two would be missed. In case Boryslaw fucks me again, he rationalized; but he decided no. After finishing three staterooms he met Alex in a passageway and shrugged.
“Nothing interesting, so far.”
“Same here,” Alex answered.
After refreshing the breakfast buffet line, they moved to the crew's rooms. Alex did the officers' staterooms and Phil did the three-man rooms, his own first. He entered and found Boryslaw in his underwear, dressing, fresh from a shower. Reflexively, he recoiled. Boryslaw looked at him and made no move. He said, “I drink. Den I fuck. Pryzkro mi, Feel.”
Phil nodded, not entirely sure of Boryslaw's meaning. He emptied the wastepaper basket, swept the floor, and, when Boryslaw was finished shaving, wiped down the lavatory sink and mirror. As he prepared to go to the next room, Boryslaw called his name. “Feel? Ok?”
“Ok, Boryslaw.” Phil answered, not sure if he had just accepted some apology or agreed to get fucked again.
Alex and Phil worked together again cleaning up the remains of breakfast. Alex didn't ask, he just raised his eyebrows in question. “Nothing,” Phil told him. “Just one foot locker half-full of … I guess, vodka.”
“The chief engineer and Jepsen both have locked closets. Otherwise nothing,” Alex quietly shared.
After the fourth lock passage even the most fascinated passenger was bored. They came readily to lunch and then retired to the deck or to their rooms. The ship's officers sometimes ate with the passengers, although there was a separate dining room for the all the crew. This distinction wasn't for reasons of caste. The officers were expected to socialize with the passengers, although sometimes, if they didn't have time to change clothes, they ate with the crew. For the regular crew, there were usually language barriers that prevented much fraternization.
Jepsen explained to his table that the ship would proceed directly to Montreal as its last port on the western side of the Atlantic. He recommended to one photographer their passage through the Thousand Isles for scenic enjoyment. “It's like driving a huge ship through people's back yards – the river is that narrow.”
Phil and Alex both worked in the passenger dining room, where there was table service – semi-Russian style. The fixed starter, soup, and limited-choice main courses were served sequentially, although a dessert buffet was available throughout the meal. Decorative, but non-functional samovars dispensed tea and coffee. Wine and beer were also available. The two young men worked like dogs for the hour allotted for lunch service.
“Don't worry,” the cook told them. “They always eat like hogs for the first day or two, then they taper off. Then some will get seasick.” The cook took pleasure from the sea sickness. It reduced his workload, too. Broth and Saltines were an easy meal to prepare.
The ship had a small library for the use of anyone, passenger or crew. It was on the honor system. Anyone who wanted to signed out his own book. Phil glanced at the check out slips. “Russian Furniture – The Golden Age” was checked out to an indecipherable signature over a month ago. That meant either some previous passenger had - what? - stolen it? - or a crew member had checked it out and still had it. Bork Jepsen had checked out “Baltic Steamships of the Early Twentieth Century”; his writing was predictably neat and precise. Phil couldn't find a match for the other signature among the remaining checkout slips.
Dinner was a repeat of the lunch rush hour and then, after cleaning the tables of all but drinks, Phil and Alex got out their instruments. The passengers were increasingly becoming increasingly acquainted with each other and the music was welcome. As Dimitri had predicted the German songs were popular as were the Country and Western choices. One of the passengers volunteered and led his table foursome in singing “Da Wird die Sau Geschlacht” which was a rousing rustic piece with slightly bloodthirsty lyrics that involved sausage making. The music warmed up the room and after an hour, the singers retired to the deck, leaving the passengers to get better acquainted. They still had to clean up when the lounge service closed for the night.
“Arrrr, matey, how'd you like day three?” Alex asked, making the most of their break.
“I haven't been so tired since … ever. You?”
“Given that the average age of the passengers is about seventy, they'll probably go to bed early,” Alex stated with more hope than assurance.
“Da Wird die Sau whatever was a pretty good song. We should learn it.” Phil hummed the melody.
“There the sow is slaughtered, there the sausage is made in beautiful, grand Holstein-land. Sometimes they sing it at football games in Hamburg.”
Which reminds me … what does 'pryzkro mi' mean?”
Alex laughed, “I don't know. It's not Russian, but I think your accent is getting better. Where did you hear that?”
“One of my roommates said it to me.”
They were alone on deck and in the shadows. It was tempting. There was a quarter-moon shining on the lake waters. They could hear laughter from the passengers. Just a tiny kiss. Alex took the opportunity and then knew if he did it again he would want more.
“Don't stop,” Phil said.
“We can't do this. It's a small ship. We'll get caught.”
“So what?” Alex could hear the need in Phil's voice.
“Dimitri said ...”
After another brief kiss, initiated by Phil, Alex pulled away.
“No one saw us, Alex.”
Tom echoed Alfred's shy approach. He wanted to say so much and yet nothing came, which was untypical for Tom. He looked carefully at Alfred and whispered “You haven't changed.”
“It's only been four days, Tom.”
“Four days too long.”
They walked to a bus stop but Alfred changed his mind and they took a taxicab. He gave the driver an address just off Northside, a road improbably located on the east side of town. The Circle Anglia housing area was spartan but attractively laid out; but its appearance was hardly noticed by either man. They entered Dylan's leasehold and Tom lost his patience. He swept Alfred into his arms and asked, “Where's the bedroom?”
“I don't know. I've never been here before.”
Tom didn't stop kissing him and settled for a sofa near the door. He began undressing Alfred and then stopped. “Is this ok? Am I rushing things?”
“If the drive from town had been any longer, I'd have jumped you in the taxi.”
They helped each other with buttons and pullovers and soon enjoyed the warmth of skin to skin contact. “My God! Your willy's all wet. Did you come already?” Alfred asked.
Tom kept kissing and said, “I'm so happy to see you. I think I started creaming on the train.”
“I brought some stuff,” Alfred said, picking a paper bag off the floor. “We should find the bedroom.”
Two naked men, one carrying a sack of condoms and lube, began looking for a bedroom. They found two closets, a kitchenette, and a bathroom.
“The floor will be perfect,” Tom said.
“Ah!” Alfred found the trick to opening the sofa into a small double bed.
“Cozy,” Alfred said, once they were settled against each other.
“Why would we want anything bigger?” Tom asked and gently pushed his knee between Alfred's thighs. Alfred responded by opening his legs wide and pulling Tom onto him.
“I've wanted you every night. Don't make me wait.”
Sheathed and greased, Tom entered him slowly, watching Alfred's initial grimace turn to open-mouthed pleasure. The intervening days vanished and the two picked up where they had left off on the last Sunday's morning. Alfred came very quickly, disappointing both of them, since Alfred needed a while to recover.
“You want to play gin rummy?” Tom joked.
“No, I want to worship your body while you tell me what happened this week.”
“Ok, mmmm. Keep doing that,” Tom watched Alfred suck his cock. “After I left you, I was on the train and a little girl got sick. Blew lunch all over her mother. The mother was pissed, said she does it all the time.” Alfred was chuckling, disrupting his rhythm, but Tom kept on. “Train sick every time, she said. They had been to the shore, I guess, and mom left the kid with a terrified looking old lady who if figured lightning can strike twice she would be the proof. And it did. And she was. But the kid only got her shoes. Then the mom returned and ...”
“Shut up! You're wrecking my concentration.”
“If you're going to give me orders, you have to kiss me. My feeling get hurt easily. You English are so insensitive.”
“Insensitive? I come if you touch me!”
“Yes … about that … let's see if you can come again.” Tom switched and began giving Alfred a blow job.
“I need more time, Tom. Sorry ...”
Tom moved up so they were face to face. He held Alfred's limp cock firmly at the base and said, “I don't think you do. I think you're faking.” A couple of kisses on the mouth, then a couple on Alfred's nipples, then more sucking followed; and Tom said, “There. I knew it.” He kept the pressure on Alfred's cock, using his fist like a ring to trap the blood flow. He licked the exposed glans and then sucked it until it was fiery red. Alfred groaned with pleasure and he maintained his erection without assistance.
He went limp again, when Tom started fucking him, but erections are tricky. With a little stroking it came back in time for Tom's orgasm. Tom planned that they would come together for his repeat, but his timing was off and Alfred fired first. It was like that most of the night, the shared lovemaking. First Tom would try something, then Alfred would. There were no more orgasms until a final outpouring in the early morning.
Tom slept most of the time while Alfred was at work on Friday. So did Alfred. He could barely keep his eyes open wading through box after box of old, dusty stock and bond certificates and then screen after screen of modern computer-certified account balances. George covered pretty well for him and nudged him a couple of times when his snoring got loud.
He hurried back to Dylan's studio apartment, called a bed-sitter in the UK, as soon as he could and hopped back in bed for a real nap. Tom let him sleep for a while and then they resumed. It wasn't until Friday night that they got it right, and that was a total reversal. Tom was the one who came, while feeling Alfred's cock spurt inside him.
Late on Friday they went out shopping for essentials; Alfred had supplied enough lube but they were out of condoms. “We weren't well-coordinated until Sunday morning at Alistair's. We just need more practice,” Alfred said as they walked to a store on Pound Lane.
“We'll get it right. We have all day tomorrow.”
“Um, we don't, not completely. I need to go to a party at my boss's house tomorrow afternoon; but it's only for three hours. Dylan said he'll show you the sights while I'm at this dull business thing. I'll be back in time for dinner.”
“For dinner? That's not what you'll be back for. If this place weren't so crowded, I'd give you a sample now.” One elderly Sainsbury customer overheard and got a fit of coughing when Tom loaded two boxes of condoms into the trolley and asked, in his California accent, “Be honest, dude. Do I fuck you too much?”
Alfred shared a glance with the woman and said, “Scotland.”
Tom watched the woman scuttle away and commented to Alfred, “If she's gonna hang around the condoms, she should be ready for stuff like that.”