Cheap Beer = Gay or Not

[Luvoldermen]

It's also very nice to have a handsome guy to escort you, too. I mean, presentation is very important.

note to self...

If you're on a budget all you need is a couple of these.

this guy know wtf he's talking about...i had a 22 and a half i think in once and i woke up next morning and no clue how i ended up where i did...

 

[martin6]

Mmmm... beer.

I accept and/or tolerate all beer, regardless of sexual orientation.

 

[GL]

i don't do cheap bear.

this is the only beer i will drink-

Mmmm... beer.

I accept and/or tolerate all beer, regardless of sexual orientation.

despite your willingness to accept potentially inferior beer i assure you that i will do you.

 

[Luvoldermen]

^OMG that happened to me too. I think it was my first time drinking Jose Cuervo, I woke up underneath my dining room table.

i have a similar experience with jose myself lol...i went to a party last summer and i got very drunk very quickly...well i don't remember anything from that night but i'm told that i downed a whole bottle of tequila (i never drink that stuff, EVER) and i was only awake at the party for like 30 mins and i puked all over myself gross and woke up on the floor somewhere completely random...everyone thought i was dead...that was the last time i drank tequila...

 

[Joshua_me]

Beer ?

Oh, honey !

I don't think so....

Mr.Thang better show up with some CC and cokes and a ressie
for the Ritz-Carlton....

 

[Luvoldermen]

The fun part is guessing how you ended up there. Since then Jose Cuervo has been my best friend. I can't stand the taste of most liquors but Jose is tolerable. Lately I've been drinking less cuz the taste just irritates the fuck outta me, we can put a man on the moon but we can't make a tequila that satisfies the palet?

sometimes it's documented and i guess well...i just hate hearing the stories the next day hahahaha...because whatever they tell me, it didn't happen at all...pics or gtfo...and then they pull out the pics...

 

[Luvoldermen]

the only time i will drink tequila anymore is if it's a margarita...now that is a good fucking drink!

 

[Luvoldermen]

I don't wake up next to cowboys, worse than that, I wake up next to thugs with multiple felonies and warrants.



Now I'm not an alcoholic or anything but I LOVE making margaritas first thing in the morning.

hahaha that just sounds really funny that u wake up next to thugs with multiple felonies and warrants...hahahaha wtf? margaritas are great any time of day...i have had them for break fast on the beach on an empty stomach and yes it was better than having a bowl of milk and cereal that's for sure!

 

[Luvoldermen]

hahaha not me i hate milk...i'm one of those people if i drink milk i WILL vomit sooner or later...with or w/o the cereal...give me some cereal any day with any beverage that is not milk and i'm good...

p.s. does that mean cum would bad for me too?

 

[Luvoldermen]

What Would Zelda Drink?

Something that shot out of Link's sword?

 

[Luvoldermen]

Blasphemy! Cum is NEVER bad!

never say never...i've heard/read diff...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i'll leave it at that...

 

[NineOfClubs]

Blasphemy! Cum is NEVER bad!

You might not say that after taking a shot in the eye!

 

[Luvoldermen]

You might not say that after taking a shot in the eye!

Sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

you could possibly shoot your eye out kid...

 

[Luvoldermen]

yeah i miss those days too where i could break night and be at work next morning w/o any sleep...well i'm sure you've heard of the christmas story...the pic above is ps'd with plaxico burress' face instead of ralphie since he shot himself in the leg recently...site won't let me upload all the damn pics sorry...wish everyone who saw the movie can see the ps'd versions with plaxico burress lol

 

[Luvoldermen]

ahahahaha he might be gay and drop the soap on purpose since he knows how they do in ny hiyyyooooo...he lives in the next town away from me...such a dumbass...

 

[versatastic]

OOOOO, yeah BAYBAY! It's all about the steele reserve, mickey's and olde "engrish" best for those desperate nights when you dont want to remember what or who you did the next morning. yes, my friends and i can be really trashy whores

oh, and omg shiner bock is swill. Steele Reserve smells like the bacterial broth I use in the lab, but at least it fucks you up. Shiner is just trash in a bottle. Get a real bock like optimator or paulaner's doppelbock. michelobe's amber bock is actually quite decent.

 

[alley]

I tend to get even more gay(sluty) when I drink cheapo beer. The bartenders have it figured out.

 

[Joshua_me]

Hmm....

I never know what's going on around here....

 

[Joshua_me]

i forgot about this thread

Too much holiday cheer, babe ?

 

[jackry]

I'm a Dewars and water guys. But I've had my share of Natty and the Beast. Hey there's nothing wrong with getting a cheep buzz.