Chocolate penises... I'm officially creeped out

[metta]

how about saying something like...

"I wish that I could say that I felt the same way...but you know that I don't. I wish that you would not set yourself up to be hurt. I care about you as a friend only and wish that you would respect that and accept the truth that I don't feel the same way for you. I honestly do not mean to hurt you but I think that it would be more cruel to not tell you the truth. If you are not able to accept this, I'm sorry to say that we cannot be friends or spend any time together. Here is the gift back. So are you going to accept what I have just said to you?"

If he says yes......give him another chance.

If he says no...."I'm sorry, but your not welcome to visit or contact me in any way any more becuase you are unable to respect my wishes. If you do contact me, I will file a restraining order. I'm sorry, but you are the one that made this choice."

something to that effect????

 

[hollywooddeepthroat]

how about saying something like...

"I wish that I could say that I felt the same way...but you know that I don't. I wish that you would not set yourself up to be hurt. I care about you as a friend only and wish that you would respect that and accept the truth that I don't feel the same way for you. I honestly do not mean to hurt you but I think that it would be more cruel to not tell you the truth. If you are not able to accept this, I'm sorry to say that we cannot be friends or spend any time together. Here is the gift back. So are you going to accept what I have just said to you?"

If he says yes......give him another chance.

If he says no...."I'm sorry, but your not welcome to visit or contact me in any way any more becuase you are unable to respect my wishes. If you do contact me, I will file a restraining order. I'm sorry, but you are the one that made this choice."

something to that effect????

Damn. You're good!

 

[Adam2299]

hahaha... guys.. thanks for the humorous replies. seriously.

the truth is... he is NOT attractive. and i don't mean this in a bad way at all... i just mean... i'm not attracted to him,and i know i clould do a thousand times better than him (no offense!) and we just have nothing in common. i'm into sports and he's into makeovers. plain and simple.

end of story.

ps, i just ate one of the chocolate penises and it was really good.....

 

[Adam2299]

how about saying something like...

"I wish that I could say that I felt the same way...but you know that I don't. I wish that you would not set yourself up to be hurt. I care about you as a friend only and wish that you would respect that and accept the truth that I don't feel the same way for you. I honestly do not mean to hurt you but I think that it would be more cruel to not tell you the truth. If you are not able to accept this, I'm sorry to say that we cannot be friends or spend any time together. Here is the gift back. So are you going to accept what I have just said to you?"

If he says yes......give him another chance.

If he says no...."I'm sorry, but your not welcome to visit or contact me in any way any more becuase you are unable to respect my wishes. If you do contact me, I will file a restraining order. I'm sorry, but you are the one that made this choice."

something to that effect????

Yea, good advice. Unfortunately the above statement has already been said to him NUMEROUS times and he still doesn't get the fact that I don't like him. Or maybe he does and he's just trying to annoy me now... who knows.

 

[sunshinesteve]

A box of tiny chocolate penises.......
surely 1 big one would have been better.

 

[MRMATTX2]

This is funny, and not funny at the same time.

It sounds like you really don't want to hurt the guys feelings. The next time you're in contact with him at all, I'd just tell him honestly that you're flattered, thank you...yada yada, but the gifts and visits need to stop as you two just aren't going to hit it off! If he's of sound mind, he'll understand and be on his way.
If not....then, that's a problem and I'd get advise from someone as to what steps to take.

 

[metta]

Yea, good advice. Unfortunately the above statement has already been said to him NUMEROUS times and he still doesn't get the fact that I don't like him. Or maybe he does and he's just trying to annoy me now... who knows.

Well...it is obvious that he is not respecting your wishes....if you want people to respect you and not walk all over you, you know what you have to do. Sorry, but I think that you have to set additonal boundries until he gets it.

 

[Johnny Yen]

So........

If a guy who you rejected a thousand times in the past randomly shows up at your door and gives you a box of tiny chocolate penises and a card that says "I love you!" attached......... what would you do?

I'd be pleased that my innate hotness is strong enough to make guys bring me things even through they know I'll reject them again and again. So pleased that I would make sure others knew about my hotness and magnatism... why, I'd even post a thread about it on an internet website.

 

[Adam2299]

^
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You sort of missed the point but thanks for trying.

I actually thought it'd be a funny thing to share, that's all.

 

[teadrinker]

I'll miss the point here...

I was given as a present once (by an old friend) a box of chocolate willies, and I enjoyed them.

-T.

 

[FREDDIE187]

hahaha... guys.. thanks for the humorous replies. seriously.


ps, i just ate one of the chocolate penises and it was really good.....

Can I have the rest? Can I get DHL to pick them up?

 

[EricCage]

Hmm, I wish the guy I had a crush on would have answered the door in his boxers!