Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

[sheep]

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees

and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells,

 

[GL]

If you like any Christmas carol performed by Michael Bolton... well, you must be disturbed.

 

[ozguy]

Beat you by several days ..... http://justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129539

 

[miatajeff]

Gues you have't heard

We wish you a hairy mistress?

 

[Marbas]

I relate to numbers 5, 7, and 10.

 

[sheep]

Beat you by several days ..... http://justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129539

My bad. Thats what happens when I go away for a few days and assume JUB stops without me.

Anyway we both missed the Christmas song for Bi-Polars:

We wish you a Merry Christmas and an awful New Year.

 

[Marbas]

...the Christmas song for Bi-Polars:

We wish you a Merry Christmas and an awful New Year.

 

[RationalLunacy]

* 11. Pyromania -- "Strike the Match and Burn the Chorus, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha."

 

[NedNickerson]

12. Depressed --- I'll have a blue Christmas with or without you...

 

[just_mills]

This is my kind of christmas spirit!