Christmas tidings

[martin6]

My sis and I were decorating the tree. Sis asks her boyfriend if he wants to help, and of course he does. So what does he do? He starts hanging a few ornaments and then farts a nasty eggy-weg fart and I take my hot chocolate and come down to JUB.

I thought that was a pretty decent hot topic. Christmasy farts, and the gays who avoid them.

Glad tidings to all y'all.

 

[Lightsage]

Let me just say ew... And glad tidings as well.

 

[GL]

nothing says 'merry christmas' like a juicy fart.

merry christmas sam!

wanna pull my finger?

 

[Lightsage]

I'd think that would be painful...

 

[GL]

Only if you promise to fart tinsel GL

but of course!

it is christmas after all.

 

[Lightsage]

I'm just going to stop before this turns into just another poop thread...

 

[martin6]

Wait, this wasn't a poop thread to begin with??

Hey, wasn't there a cartoon "Christmas Poop" when I was like in the 6th grade? Mr. Hanky, perhaps???

 

[MidnightPrism]

oooh hot chocolate! Fab idea, sexy!

 

[GL]

I'm just going to stop before this turns into just another poop thread...

gl does not do poop threads!!

but i do do bakery fresh cinnamon rolls.

 

[Lightsage]

See? Even Sam isn't sure.

Poop cartoon?

Only thing I can think of it that crap from South Park. That's Mr. Hanky right?

 

[martin6]

Wait, this wasn't a poop thread to begin with??

Hey, wasn't there a cartoon "Christmas Poop" when I was like in the 6th grade? Mr. Hanky, perhaps???

gl does not do poop threads!!

Then this was clearly not a poop thread. Thanks for clarifying, Dan!

 

[Lightsage]

So it's not a poop thread right?

Okay... *Grabs a front row seat.*

 

[LilBit]

6th Grade!!!!!!!!!

Oh My God I'm Old! *sobs into my Xmas decorations*

Yeah, that was my first thought too.

 

[LilBit]

It's ok LilBit, we're just the mature and dignified Grand Dames who have a tipple of sherry and end up with our pantihose falling down and our bra's on our heads.

Bitch, please! I drink scotch straight from the bottle, and I gave up on bras years ago. I just let my tits swing in the breeze.

 

[Lightsage]

Xmas decorating and farts just do not mix.

Good job on getting out of there Sam.

Hot chocolate does sound good......

Forget the Christmas decorating. (Which I won't be doing because I'll be moving to a new house around then.)

Hot chocolate followed or preceeded by a hot bath/shower. That would be heaven...

 

[gmoney]

 

[Fire]

Hot chocolate followed or preceeded by a hot bath/shower. That would be heaven...

Or better yet, a bath of hot chocolate. Might be a little sticky afterwards but you'd taste delicious

 

[GL]

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[MidnightPrism]

ok, so I had my hot chocolate. Guess I'll go warm up the bed now

 

[martin6]

Keepin it warm for me?? I'll be wearing a santa hat...
...and nothing else.