Clean anal

[filipbong]

no solid food 24 hrs before sex (just kidding) and then you douche...

 

[dashfield]

a good enema from the corner drug store will do it. and just doing this also feels pretty damned good....good luck!

 

[SouthBeach30]

If you know in advance you're gonna get fucked, an enema can make sure you're gonna be pretty clean. If you're out and about, there are "pocket enema" kits available online you can carry with you for a quick freshen up.

 

[tonyboy]

If you know in advance you're gonna get fucked, an enema can make sure you're gonna be pretty clean. If you're out and about, there are "pocket enema" kits available online you can carry with you for a quick freshen up.

How on earth would a 'pocket enema' kit work? Never heard of such a thing.

 

[SFMusic]

A hot shower with lots of soap and water will do the trick. Be careful of the enemas, they just aren't necessary.

 

[Smitho]

I think a shower, or a wash with soap and water is fine. Please be careful with anything else.

 

[lapafrax]

I have a question refering to anal sex. How do you clean it before hand to garantee it is clean?

You'd really need an enema. A good hard shit before you have sex will clean you out, so you don't gross your partner out!

 

[aneal_lingus]

I can't get around to the store to buy enemas because i am too embarassed and i dont have a car, so someone would have to take me.

so what i do is soap enemas but a little different. i take ivory soap and make soapy water. I then pour it into a bottle. I then insert it into my ass (slowly), bend over, and squeeze it all in there, and then remove it. (make sure there is no air getting into your ass(otherwise you'd be farting ever 5 minutes) I let the water stay in there for a couple of minutes and then i release. i reapeat a few times, and then a couple more times with plain water. (if the water is still dirty, then repeat the process one more time until clean) I sit on the toilet for a while to make sure all the water is out.

After I clean up, i sometimes finger myself to check and see if its all out. I then shower get ready to do whatever i was gonna do. I usually do this once or twice a month. It depends on how backed up i am.

 

[KagomJack]

If you're in the situation like I am regarding whether you're unsure you'll get sex, just try to go to the bathroom first thing in the morning and wait it out. May seem stupid and wahtnot, but it works for me, though I hate being in there for an hour. Makes me feel womanly.

 

[JJFlame]

I can't get around to the store to buy enemas because i am too embarassed and i dont have a car, so someone would have to take me.

so what i do is soap enemas but a little different. i take ivory soap and make soapy water. I then pour it into a bottle. I then insert it into my ass (slowly), bend over, and squeeze it all in there, and then remove it. (make sure there is no air getting into your ass(otherwise you'd be farting ever 5 minutes) I let the water stay in there for a couple of minutes and then i release. i reapeat a few times, and then a couple more times with plain water. (if the water is still dirty, then repeat the process one more time until clean) I sit on the toilet for a while to make sure all the water is out.

After I clean up, i sometimes finger myself to check and see if its all out. I then shower get ready to do whatever i was gonna do. I usually do this once or twice a month. It depends on how backed up i am.

I dunno why, but when I read this I was cracking up. Good idea though.

 

[jiminey]

I dunno why, but when I read this I was cracking up. Good idea though.

its cuase ur so immature JJ, why dont you grow up. It's only sex....gosh. lol

j/k

 

[JJFlame]

its cuase ur so immature JJ, why dont you grow up. It's only sex....gosh. lol

j/k

Fuck off John

 

[Elwood]

I am no expert here but an enema seems extreme to me. I am quite regular and usually have a good dump in the morning, after that I would not really worry about it. Anal sex is all new to me but it seems to me if your are gay and enjoy anal sex a little bit of poo on the end of a condom should not be the end of the world! Do not get me wrong I am definatly not into scat or anything like that but poo does reside in the anus after all.

 

[MFW_Guy]

I can't get around to the store to buy enemas because i am too embarassed and i dont have a car, so someone would have to take me.

so what i do is soap enemas but a little different. i take ivory soap and make soapy water. I then pour it into a bottle. I then insert it into my ass (slowly), bend over, and squeeze it all in there, and then remove it. (make sure there is no air getting into your ass(otherwise you'd be farting ever 5 minutes) I let the water stay in there for a couple of minutes and then i release. i reapeat a few times, and then a couple more times with plain water. (if the water is still dirty, then repeat the process one more time until clean) I sit on the toilet for a while to make sure all the water is out.

After I clean up, i sometimes finger myself to check and see if its all out. I then shower get ready to do whatever i was gonna do. I usually do this once or twice a month. It depends on how backed up i am.

I'm usually a top, but when I know that I am going to be bottoming, I do something like that too. But, generally, I just use warm water no soap. Did the soap thing once and it burned like hell. I know, wrong soap...still, not an experience I want to have again.

Good suggestion for him though.

 

[New_Secrets]

The best way is to buy one of those disposable "Fleet" enemas at the drug store (cost maybe $2.00) and remove the top and empty the contents out. Then refill it with warm water and "rinse out" a couple of times. The actual stuff that comes in it has chemicals and stuff that you just don't need or want to use very often. Just sit on the toilet and wait for nature to take its course. When the water comes out clear, you are totally clean in there. I do it a couple of times every day. Never know when you will need to be clean at a moments notice.

Oh, and of course wash your crack with soap and water. I carry some disposable wipes with me in the car and what not, just to freshen up every so often.

 

[KingofFaeries]

I couldn't afford an enema either, and I am likewise trapped without a car, and didn't want to take someone with me to get one. So what I did was steal my mom's turkey baster. I know I know, but look at it this way, at least I didn't put it back anywho, got in the shower and took off the ball filled up the tube and went to town, (I wasn't clear on the specifics of an enema when I did this) water came out clean. And my first time I didn't even know about enema's just took a crap before getting in the shower, cuz if you've noticed if you take a shower, and dry really really well and then take a crap, the toliet paper seems to cling. Anywho, got in the shower and washed my butt really well, when he came out he was clean.

If u feel like you need to be clean in case you are to have sex on a moments notice. Then I would suggest just getting some fiber supplements or whatever to make you more regular. That way you know your getting everything out when you go to the bathroom, then all you need is those lil baby wipes to freshen up after wiping with toliet paper.

 

[ibox_2000]

...it seems to me if your are gay and enjoy anal sex a little bit of poo on the end of a condom should not be the end of the world!

I heard a a line on a gay podcast last week that went something like, "If you want to play in the garden, you have to be willing to get a little dirty."

Don't get stressed over it.