Co-Worker 10incher?

[billybob109]

So i have this co worker that i work with all the time in retail and we can pretty much do anything at work no real supervision. We mostly talk and walk around all day (i know lol slakcers) and we talk about alot of things. we hung out a few times outside of a work to play video games and go to the gym. He is very tall and thin and has a girlfriend and always refrences his "huge penis"

He will make fun of me sometimes like "oh hows your boyfriend doing" (even though i never told him my sexuality.) We smack each others asses constantly and sometimes after i do it to him he will give this look and say "oh i just want to.....POUND, you so hard" like in a sexual way not actually hit me. And i usually say back to him "you can pound me anytime" lol it is all in good fun but the other day and past few days we have been getting those stupid pic message chain letter things with like huge penis's in them. And we started to talk about penis size a few times. He always made jokes for over a year like he had a ten inch penis then the other day i straight up asked him and he said yes, and i was like are you serious like actually measured and he said yes. I showed him a video i had on my phone of this HUGE black penis and he said "well i dont know about you but thats small" I can actually believe this becuase his g/f used to work with us and she would talk about it all the time.

He has the best personality and we click so well i cant get over it. And now that i found out he actually has a 10 inch penis i just him to fuck me so hard!! I know for a fact that he is not gay but im kind of curious if he is bi or just will talk about anything because he will openly look at penis pictures of talk about penis's or look at muscle mags with me. Like the other day we were looking at the cover of men fitness and the hottest guy was on the cover and i showed him the centerfold and was like "thats hot" and then he goes "na hes not that hot", that was the first time he said something kind of seriously and it was just kind of silent afterwards. What should i do guys help me! I fell in love with a co worker but do i love him or his huge penis?

 

[JOHN B]

Don't believe it till you see it.


BTW---sounds like he is not absolutely 100% straight, if you ask me.....

 

[racer2438]

dont mess with coworkers.

nothing good will happen of it. yeah sure you may get laid if that but after that shit happens and things change.

he is better off as a good friend than some one who was your friend..

 

[Telstra]

big cock is good to look at but not too good for your hole.

 

[treanir]

dont mess with coworkers.

QFT.

That said, he's either really comfortable with his sexuality (to a new level, almost), or he's bi.

 

[theFallenGod]

Guys with big cocks usually don't need to brag about them because they know other people will do that already... I think he's full of shit and just saying it to get a rise out of you.

 

[G-Lexington]

Not sure what you want here. Do you want real advice? Or do you want the porn fantasy?

Lex

 

[nautiboyjeff]

Ask him to show you, hard! Worst case he says no, good case you get to see it, best case you tell him you want to see how he jacks it off and he shows you......

Then you ask if you can try to jack it off.....

 

[josher]

^^Then you can be reported for sexual harassment.

Do not mess with co-workers.

 

[billybob109]

^^Then you can be reported for sexual harassment.

Do not mess with co-workers.

Its not like that at all we are the same age and we are tight like that. have been working togethor for 2 years full time with each other

Guys with big cocks usually don't need to brag about them because they know other people will do that already... I think he's full of shit and just saying it to get a rise out of you.

He is not full of shit his girlfriend even said it.


But what i am asking is with me and him both making comments about men how should i take it a step further to maybe blow him!

 

[giorgiobaby]

you ever heard the expression_ don't shit were you eat? Do not sleep with a coworker, even if it could be possible. If it doesn't work out, there goes your comfortable work environment.

 

[nautiboyjeff]

Ask him if you can see it. That's the easiest way to get started. Say, "I want to see it". Then say "get it hard, I want to see it hard".

Then ask him "how do you jack off, two hands or one?".

Then ask, "how much of that do people get in their mouth". "Let me see how much I can get in my mouth".

Don't ask - tell him - if you think he will respond to that better. If you ask him a question, then he has a chance to reject you. If you tell him, then he can still object, but it's easier to just do what you are telling him.

DONE!

 

[MisterMajestic]

"I fell in love with a co worker but do i love him or his huge penis?"

..LOL...Dude, you don't LOVE that guy..All you talked about was his height, weight and Dick size. None of your original posting says you've fallen in love with him...How could you be in love with him and he spends most of his time with his Girlfriend? You've got his Dick on your mind and you're curious.

You're flirting with each other and that's all it is..Continue flirting since he's flirting back..Since you're both smacking each other on the Butt (in private) keep doing that..Guys that do the constant "Booty-smacking" one on one in private are "easy"...

Sounds like the flirting, Dick talk, and video games might lead to something. Based on your encounters with him @ work and in Private I say you're on your way to "getting some" from the Dude..

Don't confuse the "flirtation" between the 2 of you with "Love"...All he might want from you is a Blow-Job on a regular basis...

"he always references his "huge penis"

That's for your benefit dude..He keeps talking about it because he fantasizes about you Blowing him...

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>But what i am asking is with me and him both making comments about men how should i take it a step further to maybe blow him!

Ah, you live in a porn film. Got it. Don't listen to anyone who says you shouldn't do anything with him. They obviously live in reality, so they don't know what time it is.

Just wait for a time when things are a bit slow. That's your signal. Walk up to your co-worker and say, "Things are pretty slow right now. I think it'd be a good time to do a stock check." He'll probably assent to this, at which point, you'll hear some bad music fading in. This is your cue to smile, put your hand on his crotch, and say, "THIS is what I want to take stock of."

Start rubbing his crotch, wantonly, through his pants. He'll no doubt look flabbergasted, and look around the store worriedly. This is called "token resistance". Don't let it dissuade you. Drop to your knees, unbutton his pants - not too fast, not too slow - and fish out his quickly-hardening, beautiful cock. Rub it a few more times to help it achieve maximum girth, and then, with tongue extended, reach forward and lick the tip. Then reach forward some more, and swallow that 10-incher. Keep your eyes up at his face at all times. You'll notice that his look of fear will quickly be swallowed up by a look of lust. Keep deep throating him for five minutes or so - he won't come. Feel free to free your own member and stroke it - that's optional, though.

Next, heed the invisible signal to stop and lie down on the floor. It's his turn now to suck you. This part will be rather perfunctory, but pretend he's really good at it. After about a minute, roll over so he can start rimming you. React a lot stronger to this.

You'll know it's time to move on to the fucking when you suddenly find yourself on all fours, with all of your clothes suddenly nowhere to be found. You may find yourself on a sofa or bed that you've never noticed before - that's fine. Hang your head down as he starts inserting that 10-inch monster, but throw your head back and grit your teeth once he's almost all the way in. Once he's in, and he starts pumping, alternate saying "fuck me" and "yeah, fuck me" every fourth or fifth stroke. Every fifth or sixth time, change it up to say "fuck my ass" or "give me that huge cock". After about two minutes, stop, let him pull out, roll over, have him reinsert, and continue fucking face-to-face. This should last another couple of minutes. At that point, he'll withdraw his huge cock, start stroking it fast, and blow his load all over your chest and stomach, usually from several camera angles. Give him a few seconds to recover, and then get up on your knees and start stroking yourself. He'll get behind you, hug you half-heartedly, and maybe tickle your nipples. This will be all you need to experience the biggest, best orgasm you've ever experienced.

At that point, turn to face him. Kiss him slowly and tenderly a few times until the scene turns to black. You then have about five minutes before customers show back up in the store. You will, however, never have sex with him again. In fact, if most porn films are any indication, you won't even ever see him again.

Lex

 

[Just_Believe18]

^ You need to seriously create a frame structure and copy and paste this to every kind of thread like this here lol. Just make a few minor adjustments to tailor to the situation, and bam, perfection.

 

[ZacBoy]

I have straight friends that sound that like guy. I think he sounds straight to be honest.

A lot of straight guys I know are just really open about that kind of stuff and don't mind messing around (like slapping your arse for example) cos they think it's funny.

Just sounds to me like he's a really cool, open minded guy.

 

[KaraBulut]

Here's a little Bow Chicka Wow Wow background music to help get everyone in the mood:

 

[Guy89]

Uh, what about the fact that he has a girlfriend? Besides the fact that he's a co-worker, he's with somebody. She's a person. Doing shit with him to fulfill your own fantasy hurts her. Don't just think about yourself, somebody else is involved.

Co-worker + innocent girl = Don't do it.

 

[Hot Hector]

>>>But what i am asking is with me and him both making comments about men how should i take it a step further to maybe blow him!

Ah, you live in a porn film. Got it. Don't listen to anyone who says you shouldn't do anything with him. They obviously live in reality, so they don't know what time it is.

Just wait for a time when things are a bit slow. That's your signal. Walk up to your co-worker and say, "Things are pretty slow right now. I think it'd be a good time to do a stock check." He'll probably assent to this, at which point, you'll hear some bad music fading in. This is your cue to smile, put your hand on his crotch, and say, "THIS is what I want to take stock of."

Start rubbing his crotch, wantonly, through his pants. He'll no doubt look flabbergasted, and look around the store worriedly. This is called "token resistance". Don't let it dissuade you. Drop to your knees, unbutton his pants - not too fast, not too slow - and fish out his quickly-hardening, beautiful cock. Rub it a few more times to help it achieve maximum girth, and then, with tongue extended, reach forward and lick the tip. Then reach forward some more, and swallow that 10-incher. Keep your eyes up at his face at all times. You'll notice that his look of fear will quickly be swallowed up by a look of lust. Keep deep throating him for five minutes or so - he won't come. Feel free to free your own member and stroke it - that's optional, though.

Next, heed the invisible signal to stop and lie down on the floor. It's his turn now to suck you. This part will be rather perfunctory, but pretend he's really good at it. After about a minute, roll over so he can start rimming you. React a lot stronger to this.

You'll know it's time to move on to the fucking when you suddenly find yourself on all fours, with all of your clothes suddenly nowhere to be found. You may find yourself on a sofa or bed that you've never noticed before - that's fine. Hang your head down as he starts inserting that 10-inch monster, but throw your head back and grit your teeth once he's almost all the way in. Once he's in, and he starts pumping, alternate saying "fuck me" and "yeah, fuck me" every fourth or fifth stroke. Every fifth or sixth time, change it up to say "fuck my ass" or "give me that huge cock". After about two minutes, stop, let him pull out, roll over, have him reinsert, and continue fucking face-to-face. This should last another couple of minutes. At that point, he'll withdraw his huge cock, start stroking it fast, and blow his load all over your chest and stomach, usually from several camera angles. Give him a few seconds to recover, and then get up on your knees and start stroking yourself. He'll get behind you, hug you half-heartedly, and maybe tickle your nipples. This will be all you need to experience the biggest, best orgasm you've ever experienced.

At that point, turn to face him. Kiss him slowly and tenderly a few times until the scene turns to black. You then have about five minutes before customers show back up in the store. You will, however, never have sex with him again. In fact, if most porn films are any indication, you won't even ever see him again.

Lex

LOL I love you Lex!

 

[billybob109]

Uh, what about the fact that he has a girlfriend? Besides the fact that he's a co-worker, he's with somebody. She's a person. Doing shit with him to fulfill your own fantasy hurts her. Don't just think about yourself, somebody else is involved.

Co-worker + innocent girl = Don't do it.

She is a total bitch and spoiled also she has him whipped like crazy. When she worked with us no one liked her. He on the other hand is a great guy but he has no life really all he does is go to work than leaves work than plays video games for about 9 hours straight and then goes to bed and he will switch the video games with his girlfriend some nights. If i ask him to come hang out he has to get permission from his g/f she has to say it is okay. Im not sure what i want from him really a relationship would be awesome but that would never happen i guess my next step is to get him to let me blow him.