Innocent Bystander--Friend’s Relationship Breaking Up
Innocent Bystander sees his Friend’s Relationship Breaking Up
By Kevin – unoponcho
Kellyville was a quiet conservative city in the Southwest. I had worked there for four years before I was transferred to Bernie that was close to two hundred miles north of Kellyville. When I lived in Kellyville, I had made friends with Keith and Peter. Keith and Peter had been together for six years when I left Kellyville. They had seemed to be a devoted couple and well suited for each other.
They invited me to come to Kellyville and spend the night with them. They were having a party at their home for one of their friends. The party was for Ed to celebrate his twenty-first birthday. Peter and Keith had invited ten men to the party. I did not know any of the guests that they had invited, but I decided that I would drive down to Kellyville, and spend the night with Peter and Keith, and attend the party on a Saturday night and return to Bernie on Sunday.
I arrived after lunch on Saturday. Keith and Peter were very happy to see me. I put my things in their guest bedroom and began to help them get everything ready for the party. About five o’clock we had everything ready. They had prepared dinner and we set down at the table and ate. We talked about all the good times that we had had together before I moved. I asked about five or six different mutual friends that we used to know. They told me that they either had not seen them since I left or that they had moved out of town. I inquired about Ed the birthday boy. They told me that Ed was Charlie’s better half and that Ed and Charlie had been together for almost a year. Keith told me that he did not know why Charlie put up with Ed. He said that Ed was a nurse, that he was smart, very cute, but he was constantly doing something real stupid, and he had no common sense. Peter told me that Charlie had been out of town on business for a week and was flying in and was coming to the party directly from the airport.
After we finished eating and had talked for a short time, we cleaned up the kitchen. Peter asked us if we wanted something to drink. Keith and I declined but Peter fixed himself a stiff drink. I excused myself and told them that I was going to go shave, shower, and get dressed for the party.
After I got ready for the party, I returned to the den. Keith and Peter were still in their bedroom. I could hear them arguing about something and the best I could make out was that Keith was upset about Peter drinking too much. When they came into the den, Peter went directly to the bar and fixed himself another drink.
Ed was the first to arrive for the party. Ed was a tall slender young man that was very cute. He was just this side of being effeminate, but seemed to be a real fun type of a guy. Peter immediately took him to the bar and told him that now that he was of legal age that he was going to fix him a drink. Ed told him that he didn’t want a drink. Peter insisted and put a drink in his hand. Peter then fixed himself another drink.
As long as I had known Peter and Keith, I had never seen either one of them to drink excessively, but Peter was drinking like a fish. Keith introduced Ed to me. Ed hugged my neck and told me that he was pleased to meet me. He handed his drink to Keith and asked him to dispose of it for him that he did not want it. Ed put his arm around me and asked me how long I was going to be in town. I told him that I would leave early in the morning. He looked at me and smiled, squeeze me and told me that that would not give us much time to get to know each other. I did not know how to take his remark and I changed the subject and asked what time Charlie was due to arrive? Before he had a chance to answer me, the doorbell rang. Keith came and asked Ed to join Peter and he so that they could greet the guests at the door.
Since I do not care for alcoholic drinks, I got myself a glass of ice water, and put a cheery in it. I had learned that no one ever was aware that I was not drinking. Four of the guest came in. They put their birthday gifts on the table and went to the bar and fixed themselves a drink. They came over and introduced themselves to me. It all happened so fast that I could not remember who was who, but one of them was Ted, another was Jefferson, and I could not remember the names of the other two. We stood around and they were the ones talking about something that had recently happen to someone that I did not know. I had already begun to feel like a third wheel or an outsider and had no business being there.
Charlie arrived and everyone was carrying on making a big thing over his appearance. Charlie was a big guy that was several pounds overweight and had a big booming voice. Charlie went around hugging and kissing everyone. I noticed that Charlie kissed Keith first and kissed and hugged everyone before ever kissing or hugging Ed. Just looking at the hurt expression on Ed’s face, I knew that something was not right. Another thought that I had was that, as a couple Ed and Charlie just did not fit together, but I could not think of anyone that Charlie would fit well together. He was loud, obnoxious, big round bear with hair showing on his chest. He had unbuttoned his shirt to his belly button showing off his dark rug of hair.
The four other guests arrived, and like the others they put their gifts on table, and went directly to the bar. To be frank and honest, I did not care for the appearance or actions of any of the guests. They just were not my type of men. They best fit the image of what I would think that would be friends of Charlie’s instead of Ed’s. They certainly did not fit the type of men that Keith, Peter, and I used to run around with.
An hour after the party began, Peter was getting drunk, and the rest of the guests were not far behind him. The only ones that were not drinking heavy were Keith, Ed, and myself. Keith told me that for the past six months that Peter had been drinking excessively and was getting worse. He had talked to Peter and he would not listen to him. Ed came over where Keith and I were. Keith and Ed decided to have Ed open his gifts before everyone was totally intoxicated.
Keith got everyone’s attention and asked everyone to sit down that Ed was going to open his birthday gifts. It took a short time for Ed to open his gifts and to thank everyone. I noticed that Ed saved Charlie’s gift to be the last one he opened. Ed looked in the box and never took the gift out to show anyone. He had a very disappointed expression on his face. He just put the lid back on the box and set it down on the table.
Peter staggered out of the kitchen carrying the birthday cake with the candles lit. He sat it on the table. He tried to lead everyone in singing Happy Birthday to Ed. Peter could not carry a tune if he were sober neither the less when he had too much to drink. Peter helped Ed blow out the candles.
Charlie stood up and asked, “How does it feel to be twenty-one? Never mind. Tell me what you have screw up or who has screwed you while I have been gone?”
Ed softly said, “You know that new lawnmower we bought two weeks ago? It does not work any more.”
Charlie answered, “What the fuck did you do to the lawnmower?”
Ed sleeplessly replied, “Do you know that mail box out close to the street? Well it’s not there anymore. I was mowing the lawn and the lawnmower ran completely over it and died. I couldn’t get it to start after that.”
Everyone started laughing except Charlie. He just shook his head.
Ed then said, “You know that fence along side of the driveway. Well part of it is missing. I was backing out of the driveway and was putting on my safety belt and the car ran right over that stupid fence.”
Charlie yelled out, “That’s it! That does it! I can’t take it anymore! Give me back that birthday gift I gave you. I’m going to find someone that deserves it.”
Ed picked up the box and through it at Charlie. The box opened up and a T-back with an elephant’s head for the pouch fell out on the floor. It was obviously that it would have only fit Charlie. Everyone started laughing again, but this time it was Charlie that they were laughing at. Charlie picked up the T-back and stormed out the back door. Keith followed Charlie outside. Peter loudly asked who else beside himself needed another drink. The loud laughter and drinking started again.
Ed cut the cake and brought me an extra large piece, and then cut a slice for himself. He came over and sat down beside me. To my surprise Ed did not seem the least bit upset over what had just happened.
Keith and Charlie had been out in the back yard for some time. I saw Peter go over and look out the back window. He turned his glass up and drank a whole glass full of his drink down, and then went to the bar and fixed himself another drink. He came over and sat down by Ed and I.
Ed asked Peter, “I don’t guess I have to ask what is going on in the backyard?”
Peter shrugged his shoulders and said, “No you don’t have to ask. The question is what the fuck are we going to do about it?”
Ed replied, “I don’t know about you, but I have moved out all my belongings into my own apartment. I flushed all his dope down the drain. I have closed our bank account, changed my mailing address, and from now on he can cook his own meals, wash his own clothes, clean his own house, and buy himself another lawnmower and mow his on damn lawn, and if he wants to receive any mail he will have to buy another mailbox. Oh! If he wants to sleep in a bed he is going to have to buy one cause I moved mine to my new apartment.”
Peter did not say anything. Instead he jugs a lug his drink and staggered to the bar to mix another one.
I had a good idea what was going on in the back yard, which I would have never expected of Keith. I thought that Ed and Charlie were a mismatch, but Keith and Charlie were even more so. I had always thought that Keith and Peter was a perfect match for each other. I did not know what to do or to say. I just wished that I could vanish and not be there.
Ed asked me if I wanted another piece of his birthday cake? He told me that he and I were going to be the only ones that were going to eat cake. I told him that I had had plenty. He took my dirty plate and his and disappeared into the kitchen.
I got up and went to the backdoor to see if I could see Keith and Charlie. They were not in the backyard, and I had no idea where they were.
A couple of the guests left without saying anything to any body. They were pretty intoxicated, but not near as much so as the other six guests who were being very loud and obnoxious. I never had ever cared to be around men when they were drunk.
Peter had sat down on the sofa and had passed out. He had dropped his glass in his lap. I went over and took the glass and picked up the ice off of him and the floor.
Ed got everyone’s attention and told them that the bar was closing and if anyone wanted another drink that they had five minutes to get it. He also told them that the party would be over in twenty minutes. The six guests booed him. He smiled and gave them the finger, and came over and sat down beside me. He told me that all of the guest were friends of Charlie and Keith, and were not his friends. He waited for a few minutes and went over to the bar and locked all the liquor and beer up in the cabinet, and then he went into the bathroom and closed the door.
I never felt so awkward in my life. I had never experienced anything like this before. I tried to get Peter up and take him to his bed. He roused up enough to tell me to leave him a lone. So I left his ass on the sofa. I went to the guest bedroom and waited until everyone left. I thought about packing up my things and driving back home. I was so tired that I did not think that it would be wise for me to be on the highway. I thought about renting a motel room, but if I did that I might as well spend the night in the guest bedroom. Besides, I was concerned about Peter.
I took a pillow into the den. I was able to move Peter so he was lying on the sofa. I put the pillow under his head. I turned out all the lights, locked the doors and went to bed and went to sleep.
Some time during the night, I woke up and someone was getting in bed with me. It took me a few minutes to wake up enough to realize that Ed was naked and it was he who was getting into my bed. I asked him what he was doing. He told me that he wanted to have sex with me to celebrate his twenty-first birthday. To this day, I do not know why I let him get into my bed. I thought that he had left with the others. It all happened so fast and was such a surprise. He had taken off my briefs and was sucking on my dick in a matter of a few seconds. After that I could not think of a good reason for not having sex with him. All of a sudden I was awakened from a deep sleep to being wide-awake with Ed sucking me off.
After he got me fully aroused, he straddled me and began kissing me causing me to become as hot and horny as I thought that I could possibly be. However, I soon learned that I had not yet reached my full height of eroticism. He began to give me the around the world treatment. He kissed me all over my face. He not only kissed and licked my ears, but he got my whole ear lobe into his mouth and played with it with his tongue. I was screaming out from the intense feelings he was causing me. As he continued to explore my body with his kissing and licking, he was hitting every erogenous zone on my body. I thought that as a nurse that maybe he had learned where these zones where. I certainly did not know until he teased and licked them or touched them with his magical fingers. By the time he had kissed and licked my entire body, legs and feet, my dick was so hard that I thought that it was going to burst.
He started to go down on me and I stopped him. I got up and had him lie down. I attempted to give him around the world knowing full well that I could not cause him as much of a pleasure as he had caused me. I believe that I found that kissing and licking him all over gave me as much pleasure and I gave him. I had no idea that Ed could have been hiding such a magnificent body under the clothes that he was wearing. He was slim but he was also muscular and had a firm rock hard body with no fat anywhere, and his erected penis was something to behold. It was not too long or too short. It was the right size for any self-respecting man to be proud of.
I went down on him and began to suck him off. I started bobbing my head up and down in an easy tempo and varying the amount of his dick that I took into my mouth, and frequently raising my head up off of him and then deep throating him. He kept telling me how great I was making him feel.
After sucking his dick for sometime, he had me to get on top of him in a 69 position. Before we started sucking each other’s dicks, we licked and sucked each other’s balls. Ed certainly was well equipped with some big ones. I could hardly get both of them in my mouth at the same time. From his reaction, there was no doubt that I had struck a never. His whole body tensed up just like some men do before they shoot off. When I started to go down on him again, his whole dick was cover with precum. I guessed that it was from the sensation he had received while I sucked on his balls. I made myself a mental note and planned on sucking his balls again before I had finished with him.
Ed certainly knew what to do to me to get my attention. He was not holding back on any of his expertise in giving me head. It had been a long time if ever that my dick was feeling so good. When he got me close to shooting off, I would concentrate on giving him pleasure. For some reason I wanted for him to shoot off before I did. I have a strong suspicion that he had the same thing in mind. Perhaps it was mental telepathy but we both shot off at the same time, and I believe that we matched each other with the amount of cum that we each released in each other’s throats.
I got off of Ed and lay down on my back. Ed got up and got on top of me. He reached down and adjusted our semi-hard dicks so they were lying side by side between our bodies. He spread out his legs so they were lying next to mind. He lay his head down near my head. He kissed my ear and thanked me for the best birthday gift that he had received. He told me goodnight and we both fell asleep.
Sunday morning I woke up and Ed was not in bed with me. I got dressed and went into the den. Peter was still asleep. I saw two notes that Ed had left on the table. One was for me. He thanked me for coming to his birthday party and for giving him the best birthday gift that he had received. The note to Peter was thanking him for giving him a party and asked Peter to call him later in the day. His phone number was on the note.
I tried to wake Peter up and he just rolled over. I packed up my things, and again tried to wake Peter up and he just mumble something and turned over. I wrote him a note and thanked him for inviting me. I told him that I hoped that everything would work out between he and Keith, and asked that he call me.
It has been a month now since I went to Kellyville. I have not heard from either Peter or Keith. I called numerous times and left messages on the answering machine asking for them to call me. Then I started getting a recording that the telephone had been disconnected. I sent them a letter and it was returned, with no forwarding address. I called information and they had no phone numbers listed for either of them. I did not remember Ed and Charlie’s last names and had no way of reaching them.
For me that weekend was a disaster, but I will always remember Ed and the enjoyable sex that we had together. Ed may have been a klutz and may not have any common sense, but so far as I am concern, he had more on the ball than anyone else at the party including Keith and Peter. When I say he had more on the ball, I meant that. But I could have said that he had the biggest balls than anyone else had at the party, which I suspect would also be a true statement. I can almost feel them in my mouth now. I regret that Ed and I did not get to know each other better.
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