Comcast Tech Dude Caught Me

[BINOWGAYLATER]

Maybe if you had answered the door in nothing but a skimpy towel about to fall off your hips - we wouldn't be having this disucssion, ya know?



and ummmm......I'd be happy to ummmm....."take your mind" off him at any time.... k?

 

[dt75006]

I blew the Time Warner guy when he came to hook up my cable when I moved in to my apartment. He looked like a 24 year old Billy Baldwin. HOT

 

[navigaytion]

Haha! Totally should have done that. But he may have started sprinting for the exit if you did....

Wouldn't happen in my case. I've never had a man resist me. Never.

But you have to be very attractive.

 

[SonOfSlobone]

Research has shown that the proportion of males who look at porn on their computer is 102%. So I'm pretty sure a tech guy from Comcast has seen it all...

 

[healingduck]

Wouldn't happen in my case. I've never had a man resist me. Never.

But you have to be very attractive.

Well I imagine a straight guy would.

Research has shown that the proportion of males who look at porn on their computer is 102%. So I'm pretty sure a tech guy from Comcast has seen it all...

That was my first thought... I'm sure gay porn is mild compared to the searches he has seen on some peoples computers

 

[The_Reaper]

It happens...

I forget why I had the telecom guy come over last time, switched modems I think, but he insisted on using IE instead of Firefox...

Now, Firefox I use constantly and clear the history immediately. IE, I didn't really set any settings for since I rarely use it. However, some website insisted on having IE or something, so I used it to browse that one site.

Well, of course, it came up in the address bar when he used IE...He kind of chuckled to himself, but didn't say anything or make a big deal out of it. I'm not 100% sure he saw anything either, as it wasn't too obvious of a gay site (I think it was something along the lines of model men or something like that), so if you're not paying attention you wouldn't see it...

Either way, nothing was mentioned.

 

[sonny10305]

A. Sorry he did not make a comment about it.
B. His loss for not taking advantage of what might have been a good thing for both of you.

 

[AlmondMilk]

Next time answer in a jock strap

 

[Singularity]

A friend of mine got it on with a tech dude and a few months later with a FedEx delivery man.

I hate him.

I wonder how many single women get serviced by these guys.

I hate them too.

I don't know how that ever happens because every time I have a delivery, they guys always seem to be in the greatest rush.

I hate your friend, too.

I blew the Time Warner guy when he came to hook up my cable when I moved in to my apartment. He looked like a 24 year old Billy Baldwin. HOT

How did you manage that?

 

[FPNY]

Just like you can't make a gay straight, you can't make a straight gay. Answering the door in a towel, winking, dancing a rumba, none of those would have helped....

 

[dt75006]

Quote:
Originally Posted by dt75006
I blew the Time Warner guy when he came to hook up my cable when I moved in to my apartment. He looked like a 24 year old Billy Baldwin. HOT

How did you manage that?


I was moving into a new apartment. My stuff was scheduled to be delivered until the next day but I decided to go over there to start wiping down the cabinets and such before the moving truck started unloading stuff.

I'm in the kitchen putting shelf paper in one of the cabinets when someone knocks on the door. I didn't know who it could be, no one new where I lived yet. So I open the door and find the cable guy standing there, jet black hair, blue eyes, light blue work shirt and navy blue work pants. He had to be probably 26-28 years old at the very oldest.

He said his name but I don't remember what it was and he said he had just hook up my cable connection and needed to test the jack to make sure the signal was coming through. I invited him in and he went to the corner in the living room where the jack was and started doing his test. I couldn't help but stand there and stare at his backside. Broad shoulders, 32 waist, nice ass through his navy blue work pants.

He finished his test and walked over to me and said the test was fine and my service was ready to go and then asked if there was anything else he could do for me. I paused for a second, thrown by how I should answer that question. Should I throw a pass at him or just thank him and show him to the door?

I decided to throw the pass so I looked down at his crotch for a second and then said "Yeah, you could let me suck your dick". He instantly got this surprised look on his face and then muttered something like he was unsure and didn't want to get in trouble or anything. I told him he wouldn't get in trouble, no one would know about it. He stammered around for a few seconds and said he wasn't real sure it was a good idea. I told him again no one would find out. He still wasn't convinced so I got down on my knees and looked up at him with my mouth open and my tongue hanging out. He said "Damn dude, I don't think I can do this"

It was at that moment I decided if I wanted it I was gonna have to just take it. So I reached up and rubbed his crotch and to my surprise he didn't resist. After rubbing on it for about a minute I unzipped his fly, pulled his cock out and started sucking it like a mad whore.

He was hard within 30 seconds and I kept sucking. I undid the button on his work pants and pulled them down to his knees and kept sucking. After about 5 minutes he began to get weak in the knees and started moaning a little.

Another couple minutes and I felt his load shooting into my mouth and sucked it all down. He pulled up his pants, thanked me and left.

 

[eyeoftheshark]

Some people here have a lot of fantasy Anyway last year when my laptop crushed i had a nude model as my browser pic after some day of thinking i gave it to the store to fix it they didnt say anything afterall lol I now have a forest pic at my browser!Another annoying thing is the Virtual guy who pops up when u open ur pc,but thats another story!

 

[Adrock-JD]

Maybe if you had answered the door in nothing but a skimpy towel about to fall off your hips - we wouldn't be having this disucssion, ya know?



and ummmm......I'd be happy to ummmm....."take your mind" off him at any time.... k?

Come on over.

 

[Adrock-JD]

This is where the problem lies - when the priority is getting your modem fixed instead of humping the tech guy! He obviously got the vibe that he wasn't your main interest!

Perhaps. I do tend to get worked up over techincal issues.

So sad Adrock - maybe another time eh

Thank you.

I don't know how that ever happens because every time I have a delivery, they guys always seem to be in the greatest rush.

I hate your friend, too.

Thanks for your support.

My friend said that the FedEx dude came back after the delivery asking if he'd left his pen there. He invited him in and one thing led to another. He did say the guy got off very fast.

I guess they do everything fast.

 

[GiacomoPisani]

hahahahaha my computer had a problem recently and i can't live without internet. it was with my windows vista,every time that i logged in the screen was completely dark,i didn't want to call anyone to repair it b/s my computer is literally full with porn movies and pics.So i had to learn how to reset my computer to a old date by myself yesterday, it took me a while to figure it out.
the day that my computer completely breaks, i'm gonna have to dump the computer coz i will never take it to fix it,b/s i have way too much porn in it,but now i'm trying to copy all my files to a CD and free some memory.

 

[Appleman34]

This one is the worse...

So I was giving an editing tutorial to a class of high school filmmakers and my laptop was connected to a projector so everyone could see the tutorial. I was showing them how to import pictures into Final Cut Pro(the editing software), so I clicked into 'my pictures' and they saw EVERRRYYYTHING! I was so embarrassed :[

 

[Efrackalecki]

This one is the worse...

So I was giving an editing tutorial to a class of high school filmmakers and my laptop was connected to a projector so everyone could see the tutorial. I was showing them how to import pictures into Final Cut Pro(the editing software), so I clicked into 'my pictures' and they saw EVERRRYYYTHING! I was so embarrassed :[

I'm so sorry! I couldn't help but laugh when I read this because it sounds so much like something that would happen to me.

 

[GL]

When I moved into my current place, the Time Warner dude needed to get onto my computer to set up something or another for my innerwebz. I had a photo of a hot dude on a motorcycle as my desktop. I blushed.

i told you to get rid of that picture of me and what do you do?

you make it your desktop wallpaper?

frak.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Tech dude came out today to check Internet signal.

He had to swap out the modem.

He clicked on my address drop-down and guess what came up in history...

World Famous Gay Forums...
Naked Men, Photos, Nude Gay men...

Oops, I forgot to clear my history this morning.

He exited out of it and just typed a web address in.

I guess this proves at least one of two things:

A. He's straight
B. I'm not his type

or
C. He likes to see you hard at work...

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

When I moved into my current place, the Time Warner dude needed to get onto my computer to set up something or another for my innerwebz. I had a photo of a hot dude on a motorcycle as my desktop. I blushed.

same thing happened to me when my cousin wanted to order a pizza on-line/I heard him say, "Wow." ...and remembered I had my naughty naughty wallpapers cycling through...he didn't say a word about it to me and everything was fine... but that's how my aunt Lois found out I was gay--that's what sparked the infamous "Thanksgiving Incident" you may have heard me speak of...




cod-dang Appleman! where's your trousers boy?

**an apple a day...**